The next poster will continue the day with one sentence...and the next the same.....and after that and so on and so forth.:jointsmile:
I will start it out...this should work..maybe not. LOL
I woke up and got smacked by a piece of vegetarian bacon.
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The next poster will continue the day with one sentence...and the next the same.....and after that and so on and so forth.:jointsmile:
I will start it out...this should work..maybe not. LOL
I woke up and got smacked by a piece of vegetarian bacon.
by a beautiful redhead with a beard
and with that beard, she tickled my balls...
For my act of kindness for the day...I shaved her beard with a butter knife
and used the hair to make a spliff.
The spliff got me soo high and then I pulled something outta my ass it was a ...
Lightbulb, so I threw it at an Emo kid, and he...
condom.
blew it in a balloon, and threw it towards...
A midget, and then the midget started..
to strip because he was..
the presidents stripper
who was really his mom, and he...
ate cheese
and then he hung himself :).
for sexual pleasure, but he accidently...
Poked himself in the eye, so then he...
yelled " OW!! My eye" And then he called...
the police
they were like ahhh, its just a bunch of potheads, cause weed was legal, and then they...
Beat the midget senseless. Then..
they took a shit on him and left to...
do bong hits cause weed was still legal.... and then they....
ordered a pizza cause they had the munchies, but when the pizza got there..
it was hidde from that 70's show and then
the noid appeared and destroyed the pizza and then peed on an antique rug which became...
a magic carpet and flew them off to..
the playboy mansion where there were she males that...
tied up the heff and stole his...
balls
in his final breath, hef managed to shout "dont let those damned she-males desicrate the bunnies!" so they...
all pulled out AK's to mow down the she-males only to find out they were ZOMBIE SHE-MALES!!!
So they called in Reb the Zombie Killer and she...
took over the position of, Queen Bunny!
Then ronald mcdonald
stepped in with the big mac and
and then everbody's munchies kicked in and they started to drool...
a giant puddle the size of an ocean
was found at the bottom of my pants leg, then
someone called 555-5555