The best sex ever...

I am not usually someone to kiss and tell, but last night I had the best sex that I have ever had...everything was perfect, in unison, hot and nasty and all of that..it went on for hours and at the end I was completely satisfied, happy and felt like I have never have...amazing...that is about all the details that I am giving at this time..I will give more but let this thread roll a little and I will continue..

In this thread lets talk about the best sex you have ever had..lets here details about what made it great..:)

Fucking when the woman multiple orgasms, sweats, and quivers. That is awesome. And a threesome that culminated in me hitting my wife from behind, while she ate our our friend. Triple orgasm. Four titties. ah.

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Originally Posted by angry nomad

Fucking when the woman multiple orgasms, sweats, and quivers. That is awesome. And a threesome that culminated in me hitting my wife from behind, while she ate our our friend. Triple orgasm. Four titties. ah.

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lmao I think we have a winner

not so much an individual experience but I went up to a beach cottage for a weekend with some friends and we ended up meeting a bunch of freshman girls from a local college. That night everyone got fucked up as usual and I ended up sexing some girl in my friends van. Nothing really special but when we were done I got up and went back to the party and ended up hooking up with another girl less than 20 minutes later.

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Originally Posted by Lankan Lion

lmao I think we have a winner

not so much an individual experience but I went up to a beach cottage for a weekend with some friends and we ended up meeting a bunch of freshman girls from a local college. That night everyone got fucked up as usual and I ended up sexing some girl in my friends van. Nothing really special but when we were done I got up and went back to the party and ended up hooking up with another girl less than 20 minutes later.

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Eww, hope you washed your dick off atleast.

The most amazing sex? Jesus. High as hell with my ex-ex-boyfriend, him hitting it from behind, my head bangin' into the wall (LOL) over and over but lovin' it all too much to care. -thud..thud..thud..-

Actually, any sex with my ex-ex was amazing. We were always baked as hell and he was always amazing, lasted just the right amount of time, passionate, ect.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Eww, hope you washed your dick off atleast.

The most amazing sex? Jesus. High as hell with my ex-ex-boyfriend, him hitting it from behind, my head bangin' into the wall (LOL) over and over but lovin' it all too much to care. -thud..thud..thud..-

Actually, any sex with my ex-ex was amazing. We were always baked as hell and he was always amazing, lasted just the right amount of time, passionate, ect.

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bang bang bang! hot! and hooking up with two different chicks like that is pimp.

Man probably all the times I had sex with my ex. I mean it would be some shit straight outta a fuckin' porno. Every time we fucked (like 5 times a day.. literally) we'd do 50 positions and it was just righteous. She had the tendency to "squirt" and I'd try to dodge the shots of juice, but hey who gives a fuck. Am I right or am I right? Haha.

The sex we had on our honeymoon was fairly awesome. And there've been plenty of other remarkably hot times. But few things can hold a candle to a special night the year I was 32 when we were on a get-away weekend and just outdid ourselves. I hit the high note six times. Dave did very well for himself, too, although not six times. Whoever first noted that women reach their sexual peak in their early 30s was right.

This summer - banged the granny out of my ex almost nonstop in Holland, completely wasted - i nearly passed out on her twise - she had to slap me. But damn, it was amazing.

BUT, that might just be because i haddnt had sex with anyone since she left me.

She was great - reminded me of what i'd been missing. I still dont think i've recovered fully lol.

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Originally Posted by LIP

This summer - banged the granny

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What?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by LIP

This summer - banged the granny out of my ex almost nonstop in Holland, completely wasted - i nearly passed out on her twise - she had to slap me. But damn, it was amazing.

BUT, that might just be because i haddnt had sex with anyone since she left me.

She was great - reminded me of what i'd been missing. I still dont think i've recovered fully lol.

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?/????:wtf:

U FUCKED UR GRANMA?

LOL!

None of you know any London dialect do ya?

Watch some london films or something - im sure im not the only person who uses that saying.

Edit: Ha - i knew i'd heard it used on TV - watch this and you'll understand.

YouTube - Football Factory Part5

Haha they're americans mate cant expect them to understand cockney slang although they should! I think it should be taught in schools

Ya..I got the idea of what you were saying....I think they did to they are just fuckin with ya..haha..

granny= tore that shit up

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Haha they're americans mate cant expect them to understand cockney slang although they should! I think it should be taught in schools

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It should indeed. Cockney blows every single other language straight out the water. It's dying out - and it's a shame.

People should think abit though - my ex is the same age as me - and im no granddad.

and finally we start FOOTBALL!!!!

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Originally Posted by IThinkIamFeelingit

Ya..I got the idea of what you were saying....I think they did to they are just fuckin with ya..haha..

granny= tore that shit up

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granny (flat) = Twat
apple and pears = stairs
ruby (murray) = curry

etc look it up - cockney rhyming sland

I pieced it together LIP. We have a smiliar saying, "I knocked the bottom out of this little hottie last night."

Best sex...hummmmmmm....from 35 to 42, the first seven years with the current husband, got married and it slowed down. now all the banging is the head board in the bedroom. So glad we did it in every room of the house the first seven years...lol. He even got squirted on occationally. i guess i married him cause of the sex and we just seemed to mesh in all ways. to bad we both got older. tho the sex has slowed down, it is still quality. Now we go fishing more and swimming, and that is okay too.

Best sex ever?
This past Monday night I think it was- right after I sat down with Donk and told him I didn't think it was a good time for us to be in a romantic relationship, but I still wanted to hang out and go fishing.
So much for that...
It was da shit. Sweaty, hot, a little drrrty but still very loving.
And then again in the morning before dawn.
Take a relationship with a lot of real affection, great sexual chemistry, remove the only source of pressure in it- then add a little homegrown- OH MY GOD. Yay for multiples...
Awwwww yeeeeeeah.

thats a really tough one im not sure, im just going to say that it was the last time i had sex the night before my ex left for school we fucked for like 2 1/5 hours we did it in the kitchen first on the counter then he picked me up and just omggg ahh fucked me soooo proper then we went in the bathroom up on the counter infront of the mirror --really fucking hot -- then in the shower and did it doggy then wen we made it to my bed i rode him for awhile and came like 2 times it was amazing ahhh the sex was great and the only thing i miss about him and now i hope his dick rots off

Nice stories...Yes...hoooray for multiples...the girl I have been seeing had 6 in two different sessions and I had 3..mmmmmmmm

i just got with the girl of my dreams last week after going 3.5 years with no sex. ive known her for a few years and she stayed with me for a week, we had lots of sex every day. i wanted to fuck her ever since i was 15 (a long time ago!) the sex was amazing we had lots of sex she went down on me and i went down on her. it was great. i love being a vaginaterian.

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Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist

i just got with the girl of my dreams last week after going 3.5 years with no sex. ive known her for a few years and she stayed with me for a week, we had lots of sex every day. i wanted to fuck her ever since i was 15 (a long time ago!) the sex was amazing we had lots of sex she went down on me and i went down on her. it was great. i love being a vaginaterian.

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Good on ya!