Tonight..

Well tonight, I am planning on going over to my girlfriends house, and I'm 99% sure we're going to have sex (both of our first times). I have rubbers, but I'm a little nervous about something. I'm pretty sure we're going to do other things before we actually have sex (ie. hand and oral etc). It's a little embarrassing asking this but when she is giving me oral or jacking me off, what do I do when I'm about to cum? I don't wanna come all over her face or like in her hand, or what if it goes on her bed or something?

I'm leaving in about 15 minutes, so quick replies please?

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Bump..

nah man, just blow your load where you gotta blow your load. It's all good. If your lucky she'll swallow it, if not your still lucky. Wow I've never thought about blowing my load like that before lol

stop thinking so much.

enjoy my friend.

But what if she's jacking me off? She can't swallow then rofl

no girl, in my experience, has gotten mad or even disliked my skeet on her hand... in the moment its all about getting off and enjoying yourself. just don't think about the petty details and try and have some nice, raw, passionate sex. go with it and you'll be so into it you won't even be thinking about the mess your about to make all over the sheets man. lol

The main problem is I don't want it to stain her PARENTS couch.

Do it on her stomach...you'll know before it happens;) ...Man this thread is kinda vulgar, but funny as h*ll...lol. Have fun:)

I know I will but, what do I do? "Let go of my dick, I have to cum on your stomach" ?

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As a parent (albeit of a son) and an owner of leather sofas, thank you.

Take some tissues or a handkercheif with you just to be safe. Have fun. And definitely don't forget to use a condom when you have intercourse.

Parents couch? Uh, what about your girlfriend's bedroom...? Why would you choose your parents couch over her bedroom? There's more privacy, and you can cum all over if you want. What kind of question is this? Canadien is right, you're thinking way too much. You got all the things you need. Why are you worrying about ejaculating on her parents couch when you could easily just go to her bedroom? This is such stupidity.

LMAO...no no...it will come naturally. Stop over thinking things. You'll know what to do when the time comes...lol. You'll get wrapped up in the moment, and won't give a damn what she thinks:D

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Originally Posted by mfqr

Parents couch? Uh, what about your girlfriend's bedroom...? Why would you choose your parents couch over her bedroom? There's more privacy, and you can cum all over if you want. What kind of question is this? Canadien is right, you're thinking way too much. You got all the things you need. Why are you worrying about ejaculating on her parents couch when you could easily just go to her bedroom? This is such stupidity.

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lololol

He was saying "her parents' couch," Mfgr, not his parents' and not his girlfriend's bedroom. Easy with the editorial comments there, too. He's nervous. If his ladyfriend has parents like we are, she's not allowed to entertain guests of the opposite sex in there. I suspect he's simply considering the likely petting scenarios, and I'm guessing perhaps the parents may have plans to be out for the evening. Let him be.

just remove her mouth/hand from it, push her on to her back, and spend some 'cool-down' time pleasing her.

you got condoms and you said yal are gonna fuck, so cum in the condom?

if that's a problem, ask her where she wants it rofl :D

or youc ould be funny... ask her "face or stomach?" before she can answer, go for the face! nah i'm only kidding... lol

why dont you just ask her maybe she will deliberate.

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

yeah, deffinitly just kidding about that, heard it from a friend.
but yeah dude just go with the flow, youll know what to do when the time comes. its natural

pff, if your nervous like I was you won't be able to get the blood pumping to your giant massive manhood, I had that problem haha :P

just don't expect sex and it'll work :P

please disregard this message. I should even hit the "Post Quick Reply" button, but, c'est la vie!

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Originally Posted by Straightupg

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

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Around here that's called the Houdini.

A friend made up the Emeril... bust a nut wherever you like and yell "BAM!"

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

Around here that's called the Houdini.

A friend made up the Emeril... bust a nut wherever you like and yell "BAM!"

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coulda swore the houdini was this:
girls on her stomach, you say be right back, hold on a sec. walk outa the room, your friend walks in and continues (without her knowing), you then go outside and knock on the window and wave"
i probly have them mixed up

if ur gonna have sex dont cum when ur doing oral and shit, wait for the grand finale

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Originally Posted by Straightupg

coulda swore the houdini was this:
girls on her stomach, you say be right back, hold on a sec. walk outa the room, your friend walks in and continues (without her knowing), you then go outside and knock on the window and wave"
i probly have them mixed up

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i thought a houdini was when ur doin it doggy style and u take it out and spit on her back so she thinks u came then when she turns around blow your load on her face

edit: i didn read the thing u were responding to.

He's already doing her man. Good for him :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

if ur gonna have sex dont cum when ur doing oral and shit, wait for the grand finale

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good luck holdin it in. ive heard from a few friends that had trouble really controlling that their first time

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Originally Posted by OLDE ENGLISH '800

why dont you just ask her maybe she will deliberate.

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I think you meant "cooperate."

"Deliberate" is what a jury does when it thinks about a verdict. Or what someone does when he/she ponders an issue with great consideration. We don't want R0k's lady friend deliberating too long on this. She might end up deciding to equivocate.

yeah i know i meant it as a joke. but it didnt work out the i wanted it to

Oh! Well, then, ha ha ha ha ha ha! I meant the part in mine about her possibly equivocating as a joke, too.

I see R0K is back online! R0k, you better update us on how your night went. I've been hoping you'd check back in here. . . .

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

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Originally Posted by r0k

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

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LOL:rasta:

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Originally Posted by Straightupg

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

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HAHAHAHAHA that shit was hilarious.
:D:D

Dude I'm fucking blazed:stoned:

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Originally Posted by r0k

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

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Its not dumb to want to be prepared. It may seem silly, but in the end its a good thing.

Just means you are willing to go the extra mile for said lady, which isnt a bad thing.

well at least now u can use all the advice that u didnt get to read before:thumbsup:

Yeah guys, what's with being so slow? ;)

Gee, I wonder ;)

You'll do fine, hon. Smoke some weed, put on a movie, dim the lights and take it slow. I suggest cumming before hand if you know you can get hard again to pleasure her. If you aren't able to do that, I would save the cumming for the 'grand finale". Don't forget to get her nice and wet so she's as comfortable as possible during the first time, 'cause it's her's too! Take is slow, be romantic and rock this girl's world ;)

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Originally Posted by Canadien.

nah man, just blow your load where you gotta blow your load. It's all good. If your lucky she'll swallow it, if not your still lucky. Wow I've never thought about blowing my load like that before lol

stop thinking so much.

enjoy my friend.

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HA HA HA H AH AH HA H AH A I totally agree with that shit, if the girl just fucked you then she is already in a very good mood. so she might get a little ticked, but eh, in 20 minutes shell be rubbin up on ur dick again wanting more. trust me