Almost caught two days ago

Ok, it was about 8 o clock at night, and i had originally decided to go drive around while i smoke a bowl (around my neighborhood) and then go to this store near my house for some munchies. And so i was driving and i happened to see my brother on the side of the road stuck, so i got out of my car and helped out of the snow. So i finish of my bowl and i go to the store, get these small chocolate muffin things and go home. When i got home, i was really high, so my mom decided to start badgering me about where i went. I told her i went to the store and she didn't believe me


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so i told my mom all i did was go to the store. At this point i was really high and she was looking right at me, making me smile. But i held myself pretty well. I started to begin thinking that this was it, im caught. But then a lightbulb went on and i remembered i had helped my brother out of the snow. So i told her it took me so long to come home again cause i helped my brother out of the snow. That was the closest i've ever come to being caught.

my closet was smokin a roach on a corner then my dad pulls up right then good thing he didnt see me smokin it was dark out

my parents dont care now that i smoke but the first time i got caught, i walk in the door and my dad is like give me your car keys. im like... uhhh ok and i follow him out to my car and he opens it and is like "it fuckin stinks, when u gonna stop smokin pot?" i was so scared... good thing he didnt open the glove box or else he would've found my bong and a lot more than just weed lol

just stay cool and youll be fine

lol fuck, listen to this crazy shit

im standing outside, bong and packed bowl, waiting for my buddy that has more weed, then my mom comes outside and says wtf r u doing. i quickly say that im not tired and this is gonna make me sleepy. she says get the fuck inside. then she says open ur coat. as i say no i see my buddy walking buy, he over heard me being caught, and he moved away from the window right when my mom turned around. ok then she says open ur dam coat. and i got my new bong and big bull of good ass weed, so im thinking fuck u lol im not losing this. so i get mad at her and start yelling saying u dont trust me, and i ran into my room, ditched my shit, took off my coat, hung it up, came back to my room and had my bong session. i got so fucked

lol that was sweetness but closet ive ever been to being caught.

later

Lol, I don't get into much trouble for smoking anymore. But once I got threw smoking two j's downstairs in the basement in my room and sprayed some air freshener, but not much. My mom comes down, washing a load of clothes, and I don't fuckin' believe it, because she hardly comes down stairs to do this. I started to get paranoid like a mofo. She comes in my room and say, "What's that smell ?" Me: What smell ? Mom: You've been smokin' reefer ? Me: No. Now I start to get extremely paranoid. Mom: Yes you have, you tried to cover it up with air freshener. Me: No I didn't. So, she goes up stairs and my dad just got home. I spent my whole high, a paranoid nervous wreck. But it turns out my dad is okay about it? Man, I wasted 2 j's of some good quality shit.

yea being stressed and paranoid definetly destroys your high.

yesterday i smoked in the shower, it was cool, theres absolutely no trace of me or anyone smoking in the bathroom.

Bro, you're caught already. She already know you're doing weed (and maybe worse) if she's badgering you...she just wants proof and for you to admit it.

Why do you people thinks your parents are dumb...parents know everything. They've looked at your face for 15, 20 years or however old some of you are. They know what you're supposed to look like, and what you look like when you're tired, drunk, hungry, or high. When you have kids, you'll understand.

Natural, you should just tell her..listen I smoke cannabis, nothing else. She'll stop bugging you and you'll feel better.

For once I'm with Chico. Parents educated about marijuana ((or even ones that aren't who think 'it's just a phase')) will often intentionally play dumb about it. Just fess up like she clearly wants you to and tell her you'll keep it on the minimum like you always have. ((even if you havent.)) Parents aren't stupid. Especially the ones that partied a bit in their youth.

Just make sure you always put away your paraphinalia and weed in a place where your parents will never find em. Also ensure that you always respect their house by either smoking outside or using a spoof and an open window. And don't smoke joints or blunts because obviously their smell is significantly harder to conceal.

And even if your mom is cool with it, don't be a dumbass and be like "Yo mom! I just got a PHAT 1/8th from my dealer for 25 bucks! And this is some dank shit! Wanna smoke a J with me?"

The first time my mom really knew I smoked weed was the day after her sister ((my aunt, they were really close when they were younger)) had died and I was pretty sure she had suspected it for a while.. so I was just like "Want me to roll us a joint and go pick up a funny movie?" and my mom said "Please." She's never smoked with me since, but it was awesome smoking with her. Really bonding style and stuff because it's like you and your parent finally have some common ground. My mom hadn't smoked weed ((even though she used to be a major pothead and alcoholic)) in over twenty years. Needless to say, she got fucked up.

cool story man

i wish my mom could b like urs encantuse

but im glad my mom doesnt want me doing it. that is what makes her mom. my parents have calmed down about me doing it, now they tell me cover up the smell, close ur window, make sure no one sees u and dont get caught

i follow those im home free :D

later

GUYS: if your having trouble with parents.....say your mom comes in, a lot of moms will say "whats that smell"-thats your cue NOT to say "what smell?" thats the same as saying "these fucking fire ass buds i just got and smoked in here, and im fucking ripped as a bandit right now"......try this
mom: "whats that smell!?" FUCKING RIGHT!!!! i have no idea what it is, but its smelt like this for x amount of time" (longest possible believable time your mom hasnt been in there) then tell her to go get you some air freshener and a sandwich. then that is that. ......seriously.....