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Last night i went to a mates for a few drinks, he shares a very large house with about 8 others, all in all there must have been about 50 people there drinking. Well there was one lad there who had way to much and passed out, so we pulled his trousers and boxers down, got a condom stretched it so it looked like it had been used then one of the girls there poked it in his arse crack . the poor bastard is going to wake this morning thinking that someone has given his arse a pokeing lol.
hahaha thats too funny, i hope some is there to tell him after a few laughs that its fake though. although technically he did get poked. I would freak. but you should know that if ur not a trooper, and u pass out, ur ass (literally in this case) is free game.
That is just awful... LOL...
.... a house full of drunk WHITE people huh?
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That's just wrong, man. WRONG! Damn funny tho! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by weedmaster
lmfao "owned"
these kids had a party, and got realy realy drunk. They ended up sexualy assalting this poor kid who passed out. they raped him with a screw driver, and left him bleeding on the floor. Then about 6 months late i get jurry duty, guess who's case i got pooled for. Thats right these idiots, but i got out of it because i knew them, and a few witnesses who told me the whole story.
That sounds like a really funny prank. When my brother was going to boot camp his recruiter came over and got way too drunk and passed out and I wanted to draw a dick on his bald head but my brother was still sober enough to stop me :(
exactly what came to my mind when i read this. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Who the fuck does that? Seriously, deranged lil' bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
that's just what i was thinking about too, chappelles too funny, for what its worth is mad funny. And that's fuckin disgusting man, but you cant be passin out just anywhere....
man i'm glad i don't push my limits and pass out..
lol.... push your limits, pass out and you're NOT going to be happy when you wake up... :p
haha no bullshit.. maybe thats one reason why I party and Im always the last one still awake. Maybe I dont sleep because I never fully trust my environment???? Hahahaha probably true.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
did he have his shoes off? cuz thats the rules if u pass out with ur shoes on its fair game...shoes off = off limits...but thatd have been hilarious...hopefully someone let him in on what really happened later cuz if that was me id have flipped shit and given the person that did it a visit to the icu...only if it really happened
I was gonna say it... most people that are gonna fuck with you after you pass out are nice enough only to do so if you forgot to take your shoes off. Some will even warn you and give you a chance...Quote:
Originally Posted by ganjzilla
this is why i do not drink
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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
That sounds like me.. Im always the last asleep and first one up. One friend of mine at every party gets a pillow into the bathroom, and sleeps in there in the tub, with the door locked.