^^^ truth or bs?
where can i find fake urine that will pass a test?
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^^^ truth or bs?
where can i find fake urine that will pass a test?
You kind of hijacked the thread this was in so here is your own shiny new thread. You did ask the poster above you if that was true, passing in like 5 days. Well here is your answer, just because someone passes in 5 days doesn't mean you will pass in 5 days. THC half-life varies from 0.8 days to 10 days, depending on the individual. Factors involved in this include body fat percentage, activity level, diet, genetics, etc. Also, smoking history plays a huge role in how long.
Quick Fix is the most popular synthetic urine and it is backed by a great company urineluck. Check their website (and the dot com) or use your favorite internet search engine to find 3rd party sellers or check a head shop.
Try the search feture on this website too as all these questions have been asked and answered before.
yeah i apologize... i should have quoted the post i was reading..where he mentioned that if nobody is going to visual inspect as you urinate best case was to use "fake" clean urine.
Sorry if considered thread hijack.
I figured i post rather than make a new thread =]
hahahaa fair to falme the n00b for not seraching first :D
Dont they take the temp and all that stuff!?I would just take niacin
THANKS FOR THE LINK MAN:
The Quick Fix synthetic urine is premixed laboratory urine designed to protect your privacy during a urinary test. The Quick Fix is unisex so a male or female can use it to pass nicotine tests. To ensure passing a urinalysis, the Quick Fix contains all the ingredients normally found in urine and is balanced for pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and several other urine characteristics. The Quick Fix bottle comes with an attached temperature strip and heating pad to ensure the sample is at body temperature. The Quick Fix contains two ounces of synthetic urine as required by guidelines.
God Bless America Limecrush, I spoonfed you answers to your drug question for the last week, the least you could please do is not recommend niacin, a myth that doesn't work. Of course they take the temp to try to prevent subbing but with practice getting the temp is so easy. Limecrush I suggest you read the substitution sticky and please refrain from giving out advice in the drug testing section until you really understand them more.
Quicksilver it was a harmless hijack and check out the substitution sticky if you haven't yet. It is the way to go for employment testing.
from the reserach i did on the stickys its my understanding that it will not work (PLEASE VERIFY)Quote:
Originally Posted by LimeCush
I smoke about 2-3 times a week 2 mostly but i do smoke a lot of bowls each time over a 5 hour period lol
So honestly ..me being 5'6" 155 i dunno if thats a lot but i do know that here at work they just do the cup and Lil strip to test(which i actually heard can detect many things) for urine and they don't watch you urinate, which is why i am considering this quickFix solution...
so any feedback on this i would greatly help!
I plan on heating it 10 seconds the day of the testing and keeping it in my underwear(ewww i know!) so it heats up to body temps...
Niacin has never worked that I have known of personally, and you will find countless posts here on these forums to testify to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by LimeCush
The only surefire way to make sure you will pass is to use the sub method. You will be giving them clean urine, and there is no way to fail unless you mess up the temp.
With about two or three mock runs before you go to the test, you should have ironed out exactly how to hold the bottle in your hiding place, and how to get the temp to where it needs to be, as well as the procedure to make sure they dont hear you using the bottle.
imitator... LOL at your avantar lol
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I guess my reserach did proove I did some searching :)
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Originally Posted by IIQuickSilverII
bump!
That should work. 10 seconds for me got the temp up to around 100, and then let it slowly cool to body temperature while it was in my boxers. Only tip I can say is, check the temp just before you are supposed to go in and piss, in the bathroom is the best bet, and make sure its sitting at a good temp. If it isnt, tell them you cant piss yet and ask for some water... and let your body warm it up some more before you go in.
I took one of the digital thermometers in with me because if the temp ain't showing on the test strip its kind of hard to tell if its a little low or a little high.
The testers must read this space too. Aren't they on the lookout for Quick Fix, either in the collection center or in the lab?
Yes they are well aware of substitution they are instructed on it. They didn't need these boards to tell them and actually some don't give a shit. I know one who feels that it is unfair that marijuana users can get in trouble for what they do after work. She feels it should only matter if you come to work high and they need to taylor drug testing to this. Thing is we have a lot of lawyers in this country and the collectors can only do so much without being sued. Urineluck constantly reformulates QF (it is on version 4.0 now) to keep up with validity testing. A solid company. They even exchanged QF 3.0 (for those who already had bought 3.0 in like the last 18 months or so) with 4.0 when they released 4.0.Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitthehermit
Quicksilver, did you buy the QF? If you did, it can be heated and cooled over and over again. Just practice with it. Get it to temp, choose a spot to secure it to, then check the temp at regular intervals. When you get it right, repeat on the day of the test. You will not believe how much body heat you give off and keeping it at temp is easy if you just practice, practice, practice, practice, practice.
i am buying one this weekend
thanks everybody for your imput
well i will be tested wensday or thursday....
this stuff should arrive tomorrow overnight...dont dont look when you piss but as precaution ill be drinking lots of water and taking 6 complex b pills from now till wensday morning.
ONce you heat the quick fix how long can you keep it like that.. do you have to store it in a refrigerator?
Please advise if i shoudl consider something else
You can let it cool to room temp as much as you need to practice. No need to put it in a refridgerator.
You picked the right one, if I may say so myself. Its the easiest and most surefire way to pass your piss test, so no worries. Once you get it in, do a few mock runs of the heating, keeping the temp right, and procedure to remove it from your "hiding" place so you can pour it. I also recommend taking the cap ENTIRELY off when you go to pour it, so you get no suction noises, thats a deadfire give away.
Practice makes perfect, and remember to have a proper demeanor when entering the testing facility. Dont draw attention to your hiding spot, and act normal. Act like you are there just to take and pass a piss test, and its the norm for you. If you act like you know you are going to pass(not overly so, just dont be nervous), and act normal, you are all set.
thanks a lot for your replay man! good that way i can store it somewhere else.Quote:
Originally Posted by imitator
thanks for the tip!!!. I do not have a lto of time to practice unfortunantly since i get it overnighted tomorrow, and test will be wensday or thursday.Quote:
Originally Posted by imitator
I am in AZ so ambient temp inside a room is about 80%(110 outside)...using the heating pad it comes with how fast can i get it to heat? i menaitoned i planed on keeping it inside my underwear(eww i know) but ball park... that shoudl get it heated and to maintain at the right temperature right? or is it posslbe to get it overheated if i keep it "down there"?
YES SOME QUESTIONS ARE RETARDED BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A NOOB LIKE ME POSTING :D So thanks everybody fo ryou patience.
lucky my work place is a in a remore location so the testing will be insde the bathroom. and probably nobody will be watching when you walk in... at most if someone does i will go into the the actual toilet to piss to be more stealthy... ITs a random test so considering what i read they should not be watching the "flow come out"Quote:
Originally Posted by imitator
Here is what I did:
I heated up the bottle to around 100, it was on accident but I figured it would cool down to proper temp from there.
I put the bottle in the taint area, had it nice and secure with two tighty whities under my normal boxers, and let it stay there. It cooled down to around 97 or so, and stayed there due to my legs and crotch sharing body heat with it. When it came time to do the piss, I pulled out the bottle, checked the temp on the side, which is important since if the temp is off you need to say you cant piss and can you have 10 minutes and some water so that you can let your body warm up the bottle some more, and then poured it in, put the bottle back, and was done. Its that easy. =)
I have project that I am doing I need to purchase some synthetic urine anybody know if a place in North texas please help:)
"project" lol
get quickfix online..ordered mine in a rush monday and got it yesterday... ...lucky AZ temperature is like 90-100 outside"normal" so its easier to keep the temp, i am early at work to prctice my routine for when i go to the bathroom... i should be ok
Gluck man, let us know how it goes.
thanks man!!!!. it better work..bought me 3 bottles...(2 for future)
i am playign with 2 right now in my office...1 i have it at around 98-99º the other is at 96º
and i also bought me a digital thermometer yesterday to verify the temp on the strip
about 3-4 more hours... ill try to keep both on tam range. tested als the microwave at office 2 seconds is about 2-3 degres in temp change ...hahah i am narrowing down my heatin technique!!!!!
EVERYBODY I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I started fricking out cause the temps on both started to drop lol...but luckyly i had 2 bottles..one was flat at 90 other was at 93-94.... used it and no problems
THANSK EVERYBODY FOR YOUR HELP... Ill be streading the workd on quick fix..i have quit some friends that will benefit greatly form it
Thanks
Congrats my man.