"Damnit, where'd I just put my bowl?"

lol other day I was smoking my pipe and I put it down for a second, turned around and couldn't figure out where I had just put it. So I am flipping out about there aint shit in this room how can I not be able to find the damn thing, did I do something stupid like open up a drawer and place the bowl inside some clothes. After about 5 minutes of walking in circles I realize.. ohh there it is, right there in plain sight... then I think back, damn I have done the same shit over the years many times, wonder if other stoners do this shit lol
edit: done it with bags too many times

Yep, do it all the time.

I actually have child-like fits of rage from losing my keys/weed/cellphone/housephone/wallet on a daily basis.

I just found my Conan the Barbarian DVD that I lost a few months ago while spring cleaning.....it was inside a container of blank dvd discs on the spool. And I called my X-Wife to ask that skank if I had put it in my son's DVD's when he was here last, and nobody ever wants to do that........

LOL, I sound like such a loser. This post amuses me......Its funny cuz its all true. Damn. Where did my life go? Thanks for depressing me guys.............:wtf:

hahaha ^your posts are cracking me up this morning

Yea, it happens to me rarely but I sometimes feel like an old person ><

The worst time was

"Where are my glasses?" *friends look at me funny*

"Oh, I'm wearing them..."

><''

I think my biggest stoner moment was when i pulled a book off the book shelf and there was a baggy with abut a half O in it sitting there... NO IDEA WHEN I LOST THAT SHIT.. was soo happy cuz I was out of herb at the time

OMG you have them too. Weed Gnomes are becoming widely spread. The are about 5 inches tall, they are usually spotted wearing a green pointy hat and matching out fit. They also wear little green slippers with a marijuana leaf attached to the pointy end. They are on the chubby side because they live off the crumbs you drop while munching out after a toking session.

The usually come out right after you smoke because they know thats when you are most vulnerable. They wait until you put something down, grab it when your not looking, and then watch you in amusement as you search endlessly for it. Just about when your about to give up, they magically make it appear in the same spot you left it. Its entertainment for them. Oh and if you catch one of them they become your garden gnome. They will tend to your magic plants. All you have to do is feed and water them. They even provide the fertilizer.

yeah ive lost bowls before and later found it, but i have never and will never lose my reefer thats a big no no

lol i do that all the time

I do that at least every other day so I feel your pain lol

lol i recently came home to a nug sitting freely, no bag, on my desk right in front of my computer. surprised my cat didnt eat it.

totally misplaced that shit now my brethren and sistren :(
can i get the title of this thread changed to shit i lost my bowl ;)

haha i do that shit all the time with my pipe and lighters. Lighters i am so bad at losing! every smoke session we always have to search our pockets to find out who snagged the lighter again.

I have a habbit of loosing blunts :/
The other day i grabbed some cereal ( nothing else to eat for breakfast ), sat on the sofa. Went looking for the TV remote and found a blunt down the side of my sofa,

When im out ill put my weed in my bag and 2 mins later ill be emptying my pockets trying to find it. I find it in my bag , then i put it in my bag again, and the cycle repeats.

I've lost it because it fell behind my bed. I like the Green Gnomes that some one mentioned. I knew them before I knew MJ.
Almost :stoned:

lol, I always do that with my lighters. Everyone else always has to look through my bag and find the lighter for me, and they usually find it in the first place I looked, haha.

haha yeah I do that all the time. Actually just today i found a bag of weed thats gotta be over a month old. It was hidden so well that i guess i just forgot about it lol.

i lost my bong stem once..i took it out for some damn reason and forgot and i guess it covered with papers througout the day so i go and pick up my bong an like..."shit whered my stem go?" nearly toor apart my whole damn room lookin for it..when it was right next to my bong under a couple pieces of paper..lamee

The only time I almost got fucked losing my pipe was when I gotten home after a roadie. The next morning, my mom was driving me to school and I open the center console to get a CD out and it is sitting right there. I quickly grabbed it and my mom didn't see a thing. Luckilly I don't have to worry about that anymore.

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Originally Posted by CheeseOnToast

I have a habbit of loosing blunts :/
The other day i grabbed some cereal ( nothing else to eat for breakfast ), sat on the sofa. Went looking for the TV remote and found a blunt down the side of my sofa,

When im out ill put my weed in my bag and 2 mins later ill be emptying my pockets trying to find it. I find it in my bag , then i put it in my bag again, and the cycle repeats.

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lol I lose blunts all the time if I am chillen by myself, like I'll put it down to pull off my hoody or something then be like... umm where my blunt go, it was lit wasn't it, don't see smoke coming up from everywhere... hope I find it before smoke does start coming up form somewhere lol... fire fire!!!

i lost an ounce of blueberry for two days after me and a friend smoked a blunt of it lol

Haha I do this all the time. I also agree about he Weed Gnomes, good thinking. :D