Cigarettes and girlfriends don't mix...

Lol, just thought i'd post this and see if anyone else has had a similar experience. :D

Basically was hanging out with my girlfriend last weekend and she lit a cigarette :rolleyes: . Without thinking about it I lent over and kissed her while she was halfway through it and literally jumped back all like 'AGH, FUCK ME, WHAT THE FUCK??!' :eek: !

Was NOT very nice as you probably guessed, but she looked kinda hurt so I had to say sorry a million times. The thing is, we like to get funkified after smoking a spliff and never have any problems then :cool: . My philosophy is all the big, dirty, money-scrounging cigarette companies pack their fags full of so much shit and chemicals the outcome is pretty much a sodium chloroSHITside roll-up. :mad: Good old, natural weed never leaves you tasting like a gear in a car engine.

************ ALTOIDS...buy her altoids c if she gets it!!!!! :):):):):):)

Oh well I am a smoker too :( I am in a real fucking mood right now as I have no smokes!! probably a good thing, gotta quit Boo-Hoo, all this damage I'm doing to my lungs is going to cut into my dope smoking :eek:

I'm like the American Cancer Society when it comes to cigs. I just cannot stand them! I used to smoke but I quit about 5 years ago. My husband finally quit about 6 monthes ago.

Good luck to everyone trying to quit! ButtonBasher, apologize and also tell her you care about her and wish she would quit.

i smoke camels i like em allot but im tryin to quit i dont smoke often only about 5 fags a day or everytoher day.

i dont feel i need to quit n e way cos i always go without with fags.

i dont like what they do 2 u but i enjoy the odd fag and cigar.

i smoke.. i cant quit, so i dont.. ive got my whole life ahead of me to quit, so i will when i want to, which i dont.. when people say "why dont you just quit?" i slap them and throw them down some steps..

hahaha i do that to my boyfriend all of the time. hopefully, he doesnt let it hurt his feelings (if he does then he is just wasting his time) he knows that i am disgusted by cigarettes but i wont bitch as long as he doesnt try to come near me while he's smoking one

I know from previous failed attempts at quitting that when I do it will have to be at a time when I really hate to smoke. I know that if there is even the slightest part of me that wants to carry on, I shall fail. And every time I do fail my intake seems to double! Not to mention the two week post quitting coughing up of the guts as the gunk clears from my lungs lol. Not fun.

I quit when I got married, made a deal with my husband about it. So after the divorce I started again. Then, I quit again two years after that. I will never pick up another ciggerette. Have you ever seen an old smoker? someone in their 40's who has smoked since age 16? they look 60 years old and have deep coughs that sound like cancer rumbling around.
no thanks.
too many vices make you boring anyway, I'll stick with weed.

me and my old lady are smokers so no problem there :D

i used to smoke cigs until 11 days ago, now im just sticking to grass. cigs made me get this horrible fuckin cough which i still have but its a whole lot better now.

Smoker's cough is sexy.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Now will somebody fuck me while I smoke three cigarettes, a pipe, with a cigar behind my ear?

Admit it...you think that's sexy....

LMFAO...well let's see. I have a giant oral fixation so I have to smoke somethin and cigarrettes are convenient and I think they're sorta sexy. You're totally right, though. Cig mouth is nasty on both sides. I like to pop some gum post cig cuz it makes my kissies minty fresh :p

lol, well i dont plan in goin back i need my lungs for somethin else :)
all i know is that my smoker's cough aint leavin soon

i smoked marlboro reds for the better part of twenty years. i have quit a few different times. once for about 5 months, another time for about 22 months, and this time i have been quit for about 7 months now....and i feel so much better.....however, everytime i quit, i end up gaining 20-30- pounds. its still healthier not to smoke. good luck ...its not easy, but it can be done. its not easy to say goodbye to your loved ones and WEED either (cuz of cancer). i've lost too many people to that shit already, and i aint standin in that line, if i can help it.....WEED ROCKS :D

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Originally Posted by zarathustra

Smoker's cough is sexy.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Now will somebody fuck me while I smoke three cigarettes, a pipe, with a cigar behind my ear?

Admit it...you think that's sexy....

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that is t3h sexyness.

I refuse to kiss him if he smokes
I find um they are gone
that stands for chew too
blaugh!!!
waste of money!!!!
short sweet to the point my views of ciggs