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You know your high when you pull up the guide on the TV, and when you find a show you continue to watch it in the corner of the screen, (without clickin out of the guide):D
This could be a funny ass thread! What stupid shit do you do when you get too high?
You know you're high when you've just eaten a whole bag of Doritos and the only thing on your mind is eating more Doritos.
lol!:D
you know you're high when you're microwaving a hot pocket and think watching it is a great way to pass its two-minute cooking time. true story :jointsmile:
hmmm when you end up yelling at your signifigant other, "John where did you put my fucking sunglasses? I sware ill fucking kill you if you dont give them to -" and then you find them on your head.
This is a great thread! Hilarious...lol
You know you're high when someone passes you a fresh bowl, and you just hold it for awhile. Until someone yells out "hit it and pass it man"....I kinda zone out into the tv and forget all about hittin' the bowl b/c I'm stoned already:cool:
^ hahaha exactly! You know your high when your main goal isnt to smoke more
You know you're high when head rush feels amazingly good.
You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!:stoned:
Keep em comin' guys and gals!:D
you know your high when ...wait what???
You know you're high when you keep trying to put a game in the wrong side of the system's tray(my xbox 360 stands up sideways).
You know you're too high when staring at the floor is an activity.
you know your high when you are baking the brownies and you forgot to put in the eggs
^Lol!
You know you're high when you are playing videogames for an hour, but all of a sudden, you realize that you're still at the Main Menu.
You know you're high when you go to light your second bowl and light your hair instead.
you know you're high when you think, "hm, my breath probably stinks after eating cheese popcorn," so you figure you'll freshen it with a bag of skittles. :jointsmile:
the signal stopps comming in on my tv and i watch static for about 20 minutes before i find the power in me to change the chanel.
im not that lazy but man i was sooooo blazzzed last nite!
lol i like that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by vingt.trois
You know you're high when it takes 40 minutes to post 11 words:smokin:
You know you're high when you think your clothes smell like weed, so you take your Doublemint gum out of your mouth and roughly dap every inch of your clothing before putting it back in your mouth.
You know your high when "everybody knows" your high!:D
:DYou know you're high when you keep typing to people when they say they goin out or jus tleave. you also know you're high when you think it's way later and it's only been like 5 minutes haha:)
keep adddin on to this list yo guys. :wtf:
when you eat things that you would not normally eat if you were sober
you know you're stoned when you find yourself staringl blankly into the computer monitor and thinking hmmm...what was i oging to do now :D
You know your high when you start cleaning shit that doesn't need to be cleaned if you have a non-smoking guest come over unexpected. (i.e. waxing the underside of a counter or desk while just wiping down the top)
you know your high when you start telling a story even if it's dumb and pointless, and you MUST finish it, and can't continue doing anything else until your long, dumb, and pointless story is finished...
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by hempplaya
Ghosty, Thats me all the way! Nice:D
when you're halfway through a dumb and pointless story and all the sudden can't remember what you were talking about
you know your high when you reach in your pocket to get your weed but you cant find it so you start to pat yourself down looking for the weed, later to find it was in that first pocket.
you know your high when you go to check on that pizza you just put in the oven 20 minutes ago, and find out you forgot to turn the oven on
You know you are high when you are having a converstaion with yourself in your mind and in mid conversation you start talking to the person next to you and they are like. "WTF are you talking about?"
You know you're high when you're having a conversation with someone and all you can think about is if they know you're high or if you look high, or if someone knows you're high.
you know your high when you start hearing really random noises
you kno your high when you lost a sentence half way through because someone pulls out some more weed...
When it hurts to laugh, and you start to not be aboe to breath your laughing so hard
You know your high when there's a bunch of "You know your high threads"(They are all funny), and your too stoned to look up the links!:stoned::jointsmile:
You know you're high when you hear Backstreet Boys and you think "Wow, the lyrics are really deep. What IS this awesome band?"
you know your high when you know those leftovers might be slightly too old to eat safely, but your willing to suck it up if it stops your munchies
mmmm stomach pump:thumbsup:
you know youre high when you play that 'this is why im hot' song and have an hour long discussion about what it means