going to the dentist stoned

any way the other day i decided to smoke up b4 i went to the dentist i was so blazed and on the way up to the office in the elevator i pumped some metal into my blazed head.... WHen i went inside the dentist office they made me brush my teeth i did so and sat in the chair... As the dentist came out he seemed fatter and reminded me of a fat ass rat *****... Lol yea iwas blazed wat can i say IT WAS FUN everything normal seemed funny and it was fun to fuk with the nurses
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Well, I have gone to the high school office torched. Nah....but that would be hilarious. Usually gym or science class.

I went to the dentist to have oral surgery to prepare for a crown...i got stoned before i went in...ends up the anesthesiologist couldnt put me under cause of my blood pressure.

I later found out that when you smoke I think your diastolic gets to low or some jive....anyways i had to reschedule twice until i realized not to smoke...finally the third time I didnt smoke before I went in and things went fine.

SO if you are having minor oral surgery dont smoke FYI hehe

You gotta love dentists eh?
Last time I went in I had smoked a bowl and took a couple 20mg hits of morphine becuase my teeth hurt like fucking shit.He asked me if I needed anything for the pain and offered me some oxycodone.I said I don't think that'll quite do it.But I've got it under control for now with some morphine.

Last time I went was to see if my insurance would cover a crown on my chipped tooth,(damn intoxicated nights) I went fairly stoned, it sucked when he was puttin his latex glove covered hand in my mouth, blech.

Also going to the highschool nurse high, reminds me when I faked sick, cause when I walked down the hallway, people on the other end noticed the entrance by my wonderful aroma. I wasnt gettin busted at school!

It would suck having cotton mouth when someone works on your mouth....but strange enough I havent been to the dentist since I my exam for high school 6 years ago but I have only had one cavity in my life and I bush my teeth so why go let some weirdo touch my mouth?

I've never had that problem with cotton mouth at the dentist.I'm a veritable fountain when somebody sticks there slimy digits in my mouth.

The posters they put on the ceiling to distract the kiddies are the most sketchy things ever.

I got smoked up before my homies took me to the doctor after busting my head open when we were partying.

It was pretty fun going to the doctors with all my friends high as hell getting my stiches done. We were all in the room laughing our heads off when the doctor started numbing my face and I said "Dude...my face feels like it's melting off".

I think the doc and nurses knew what was up though so it was all good.

to me it kind of sounds counter-productive,when i get high i like having fun and stuff. going to the dentist to me is not fun( some guy is all up in your grill with machines) especially if your high.

In 10th grade I was ripped every day for my first 2 classes. Kinda similar, otherwise I try to avoid going out in public baked cuz i get paranoid easily. Parties and shit are fine, but like large cities and shit is weird

I have extremly sensitive teath. So every single time I ever go to the dentist, even if they're just cleaning my teeth, I make them put me on nitrous. After I've been on it a while, and I start acting sort of weird, they ask me if I want to stop. Silly nurses.

dam i love these stories muahaha
and king of the world dude i guess when u get high u need something to stimulate it well i can stimulate it with the simplest things on the planet such as staring and pondering the shiny objects on the dentists tray....
:) :thumbsup:

I do everything stoned now adays, cause nothing is fun unless ive smoked.

Lol i dont think ive ever been to the dentist high... well actually i think once, that was just because i smoked with the boys and then moms called me and said i had to drive to the dentist, and so i just drove up there but cottonmouth wasnt a problem, i dont get that shit no more unless i smoke bongs or a really fat blunt, i mean the fact is im high all the time, so it wasnt like a problem for me to go to the dentist high...

but shit anyway the craziest medical experience ive had while high, was an anaphylactic reaction that put me in the hospital for a couple days... it was crazy... at first i didnt know i was having a reaction, but i started feeling shitty and stuffed up, so i took like a good 6 bong rips, and tried to go to sleep... but i started getting itchy and hives and shit so i went to the hospital, i was high as fuck the whole time and it really kept me calmed down cuz i was in pretty bad shape from the reaction, swollen up and red and not breathing too good... lol i made a comment when they gave me the water filtered albuterol machine... i was like its sorta like my bong... lol...
but i ended up being fine, they shot me up with adrenaline and epinephrine which had me real fucked up... plus a bunch of benadryl, it was basically like i was trippin, crazy shit after the shots didnt work they shot me up again... i was in another world at that point, and they put me on an iv and i fell the fuck asleep lol.
thats a long story i just realized tho... it really is so simple. i got high as fuck and almost died. lol.
EDIT: I also had a sexy ass nurse... like a doctor in training or something i dont know but she was extremely young and sexy and like didnt have any fuckin idea how to put the IV in... missed my vein and fucked up my arm... but she was pretty hot so it made up for it lol :pimp:

dude i feel the same way im high around every one including my self it becomes natural i cud do most shit high..but most importantly have a good time

shit..i went to the Recruiter for the marines blazed as shit wit my boys...it was wild.....he knew we were high. lol

I try to do everything high...

i agree....it just makes it that much more fun ya kno...you notice shit that you normally wouldn't.

I went to the dentist in the Army while I was stoned, to have two of my wisdom teeth removed. Well, as it turned out, the dentist was a female officer, and dayum, she was fine...and stacked, huge boobs! Well, she leans over me, resting her ample breasts against my face, and stuck her hands in my mouth to get to work. I slyly licked her fingers. I mean, I was probably drooling too, with those huge knockers all over my face and chest.

She pulled her hands out of my mouth, and leaned back, and said, 'Are you *licking* me?' I said, no, of course not, but I was laughing inside. She said waitaminute, then left the room, and returned with this gigantic body-builder type male officer and told me, 'This is my husband, he's going to finish this up.'

Lol, busted licking an officer! No punishment or anything; I think they were both fairly amused, as was I.

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH thats funny stuff man....i personally would have not done that cuz my mom and Dad are both military and i've seen shit where female officers just explode on people..those women are no joke lol.

There is nothing better than being in public high..

I will never forget my days of blazing during high school... it made school seem like a game.. as weird as that sounds.. i actually enjoyed classes b/c the shit the teachers said made no sense to me when i was high and i found that absolutely hilarious.

i graduated with a 3.5 and i was high as fuck for 95% of highschool. what does that say about the anti MJ propaganda in todays society.

the first time I went to class high the prof had been giving out candy before class, well I came in a little late...cause I was busy blazing, before I entered the room she had set the HUGE jar of candy on my desk. So I come in, blazed as ever, and see that huge jar of candy and thought "my prof must known I'm stoned and she must be pretty cool with it because she gave me all those munchies" that wasn't the case, but it wasn't too far fetched for a liberal arts school in Oregon. The same prof gave us the day of on 4 / 20.

hah yeah going to doctors or dentists stoned is fun, i did it once, but nothing interesting happened to me, he was just doing his regular procedure and i was just fllyyying :D

Don't go to the opthamologist high, the dilation drops will make your eyes hurt.