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i like the one where some teenage girl keeps on seeing the face of some old guy that she ran down with her car when she was high.
id like to run someone i hate down when im high so i could use it as an excuse and only get an involantary manslaughter.
,mine is the one when the kids drive through the drive thru like 5 times then hits the girl on the bike! HAHAHA! WHat the hell? I won't regret the people i hurt when I get high...maybe it's because me smoking pot doesn't hurt anyone.
Or how bout when a little kid drowns in the pool cuz you were too high to remember to take care of them? Who the fuck would do that?
These commercials are ridiculous.
or the one where the girl keeps saying "look at me", and she's like swinging and swiming and shit then she says look at me, and she's lighting a nice fatty. Good Times...And temperary lay-offs! :rolleyes:
lol ya i was gonna say the commercial u said
ne ways
IM HIGH OUT OF MY MIND
later
I remember the old "This is your brain" commercials with the egg and the frying pan and that girl going fucking psycho and trashing the kitchen. Now that I look back I realize just how fuckin hilarious it was.
The one with the girl gettin hit at the drive thru was pretty funny. Also the one with the kid standing on a dock watching their friend "drown".
Its especially great to see an anti-drug ad followed by a Coors or Miller commercial...don't smoke pot kids, DRINK MILLER!
lol i just saw the face one ....didn't think it was funny....but i did think it was creepy...the point it tries to make tho is fuckin ridiculous....like you're going to get high and run someone over and then they're face is going to keep showing up everywhere.....the one at the drive thru makes me want to break the goddamned tv cuz it's way to ridiculous...i mean you're pulling out of a drive thru....are you really going to have enough speed to kill someone? maybe if you were drunk and yelling at your wife in the passenger seat and your kids in the back you might get up enough speed to notice....but in general pot heads are too paraniod to do something crazy like peel out in the drive thru....as for the egg comercials i remember them to...but that's when i wasn't doing drugs...i always wondered how drugs turn your brain into a scrambled egg lmfao
ooooooooook..........and what the hell is the point of them? lol
Bill Hicks fan, eh? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Nullific
Anywho...I like Dave Chapelle's spoof of the drug-free commercials. "If you're a girl under the age of 12, don't ride your bike if you're high"
i just watched harold and kumar goes to whitecastle last night, and i just remembered theres a scene where they see these two stoners in some kid's dad's office, and they're high, and one kid goes "im so fuckin high" and shoots himself. Making fun of the real commercial. That was one of the funneiest things i've seen in a movie in awhile, because i, myself, was stoned off my ass, and to see harold and kumar's reaction as they're stoned and watching the commercial was so rediculously halarious.
- Bill HicksQuote:
"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.
That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!
you know the one where there in the kentucky cornfield and like walking around doing Z and then like some guy tokes marihuana and then they call it "marihuana" and they all get high and have fun, and then god strikes then down in almighty power and kills all but one, who is given more marihuana and told to smoke it and then leads a bad life where he constantly is seeing his old friends who were smoking maihua and then dies of a broken heart.
Beat me to it, one of the funniest things I have ever seen :pQuote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
Haha, yeah, "I'm so high, nothing can hurt me!" puts gun in mouth, cut to shot of friend...."Noooo"---MARIJUANA KILLSQuote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
god i love stoner movies.
Yea i watched harold and kumar when i was baked last night too..good shit
I like the commercial where the dude misses his state swim meet or whatever because he was to busy gettin high...Its extremely realistic...HAHA
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Originally Posted by Amber The Stoner
omg harold and kumar had me in tears and i wasnt ven high.
that commercial was the funniest thing.
o i like the anti smoking comericial where sum chick puts her face in dog shit and says
" y would ppl wanna smell like shit anyways, seems pretty stupid to me. but did u know that 96 thousand kids tried smoking in ontario alone last year, seems pretty stupid."
and she stands up and theres fresh dog shit on her jacket, face. hair and hands.
i think she went to far for an anti smoking commercial if u ask me. i would like to smell like shit so that chick can fuck herself lol
i love reaking of smoke and just being fucked and laughing my ass off
good times
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Harold and Kumar is fucking great. Doogie Houser jacking their car while rolling balls....hahaha.
I was one about angeldust one time and this girl just starts screaming and jumps out a window. It was funny. The girl went on to act in movies or something but I don't remember her name (I saw it on Leno or Conan while the aforementioned actress was on it).
anybody here ever see the old old school propaganda film called "reefer madness"?
i just watched that in my rehab program, and just so all you know, anyone who smokes weed is a murderer and a rapist...
lmfao so because we smoke weed we're instantly murderers and rapists? is t hat what they try to teach you?! R O F L M F A O P I M P ! ! ! ! ! ! what if we smoke twice as much as a normal person....does that make us murdering rapists? or raping murderers or somthing?
Heh Heh.Quote:
id like to run someone i hate down when im high so i could use it as an excuse and only get an involantary manslaughter.
Anyways, I really think that the one where this guy misses out on his brother's birthday party and then the guy says, "Who cares about some stupid birthday anyways?" And the dad responds with, "He cares." Then it shows the kid, and he's all sad, and then the guy runs out of the house.
R E G R E T
The Anti-Drug
I have never done this when I was high. Ever.
In fact, I have actually packed up an argument that I had with my parents when I had just smoked 2 bowls. And then they let me go out again that weekend because I "was so nice and mature about coming to them and apologizing." Weed brought my parents and I together, even though they don't know that I smoke :).
lol that one is my fave, anyone seen the dave cheppel version? it's funny as fuck i can't really remember how it goes (was stoned when watching it) but everyone busted up laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amber The Stoner
lol when we had to take D.A.R.E. we were watching a video and there were like 4 11 year old kids who went to (GUESS WHAT HIS NAME IS..lol..) they went to "jonnys" house and "jonnys" parents were at work. they got into the liquer cabinet and each had like...1.5 shots, and then one black kid says "hey guys i scored some dope from my brother" and they smoke one j and then little suzie goes into convilsions because the alcohol and the weeds "chemicals" mixed badly and she was having a potentially deadly response...it was truley a sad moment when poor suzie went to the hospital crying and having siezures
moral:: dont have 1.5 shots of daddys whiskey and a few puffs of a joint unless you want siezures!
Ya, it's funny...haha. I got a 'remastered' addition of it...the smoke clouds are colored...it adds so much to the comedic effect of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by InvincibleArmor79
"Don't ride your bike if you're a 12 year old girl high on marijuana"Quote:
Originally Posted by Hektik