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no this isn't another "how much did you smoke today" thread....tell us your most paraniod thoughts that you had while on weed.....i've had some bad ones i'll have to post later (too much to type right now, cuz i wanna go to bed in the next few) ...anyhow...don't you think it's always fun to laugh at your friend who's wiggin out over the ambulance siren when you're both sitting in your room toking? i love to smoke around ppl like that cuz it makes me laugh my ass off.
One time the cops were outside, talking to my neigbor.. they talked for like an hour, and I could have sworn they could hear my heart beating..
I freaked out paranoia one of the first times I got high (way back when I was 11). My dad was a NYC cop and I didn't know he was going to be home when I came home stoned. I thought for sure my saliva was black and he was going to bust me if I talked with him. Wow was I stoned outa my head.
hard to believe but one of the most peaceful times I ever had when I was stoned was in my cell in prison; on a 24 hour lockdown after a guard was attacked and had his head split wide open.
i dnt get major paranoior but when i do get it it seems to bring me down realy quickly
like at work or school
i always think that my friends are about to do something to me like suffocate me and i can't trust them.
lol i cant even get into that stuff, theres so much to say and im mad stoned
lol
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Originally Posted by hoobiedoobie
the most paranoid i ever was, was when i was tripping on dxm, my friend was on the phone in the next room, i couldnt hear any thing of the conversation but i some how 'knew' he was talking shit about me and making fun of me, i was so pissed of i walked home (about 4 miles) at like 10 at night while tripping my balls off without telling any of my friends.
the most paranoid while on weed is when i was in a packed car smoking out of a bowl, i was pretty high, i seen this white car coming down the street and i thought thats a cop car so i dropped the bowl and ducked down until it passed, of course it wasnt a cop car.
i've had experiences close ot all of the ones posted so far.....when i got really stoned for the first time (i was 13 and it was with a 23 year old stripper a frined of mine and a couple of hers) i thought for sure they were going to cut us up and put us in the freezer....i also thought that the fbi had invented a flying robot housefly with camera's and a mic and that they were going to bust us. one time i thought that a friend of mine was going to go stab crazy on my chest with this knife i had that had a blade that was 13 inches long. when i was driving back once (and this true) from getting some weed there was three black cars (old crown vic...a new one...and some other car often used for unmarked police cars) i thought they were trailing us to bust us....then each one passed and only one was a young guy...the others were two really old ppl.
i've only had two paraniod dillusions on dxm...one was i thought the world was coming to an end and the second was that i had severely fucked myself up from all the dxm use because i had never heard the world pico-da-guyo (dunno how to spell it all it is is a mixture of vegetables and stuff that mexican restruants use) well everytime my brother got taco bell he wanted no tomatoes so i would tell them no tomatoes and they would turn and say no pico-da-guyo....and i would freaked out bad cuz i thought i had screwed up something in my brain and that i was begining not to understand english......
fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts man.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
lol i don't just get paraniod....i get paraniod dillusions.....
the most paranoid i have ever been was when i was on salvia 10x my 3rd time. i was sitting on the floor in another world, when i heard my sitter say "oh shit, your mom is coming" . i immediately heard loud knocking on the door and i heard my mom yelling at me and swearing at me for lying to her that i had quit smoking. she kept hitting the door, and then i heard some mans voice. and then my mom said "look what youve done now, the police are here, your going to jail to have your salad tossed". at this point i just about shit myself. i was screaming shit i dont remember and the cops were threatening to break down the door. eventually th sounds faded and i realized that non of that shit had even happened. my sitter told me that i had sat still the entire time, and nothing had happened. this buy the way was after 4 held in tokes of 10x. it was pretty scary, and i was really paranoid the rest of that night. peace
I told my parents I was helping my friend move, but I actually went camping with some other friends for a few nights. It was pretty awesome and remote. We had a really nice spot but had to park my parents' van about a mile away. It made me pretty uneasy, but my friend wrote in the dirt on the back window "Please don't steal <3 Jordun" to ease my worries. On the second day we heard people doing target practice or something, and I was absolutely convinced they were shooting up my car, but didn't want to walk back and check. My friends were saying "they're probably even nowhere near your car, it's okay." I kept thinking what I was going to say to my parents about how their van got shot up and muddy as hell while I was just "helping my friend move". When it came time to pack our shit up in the car again, it turns out nothing was fucked up, and on the back window beneath my friend's little note someone had replied "ok <3".
It was my 3rd DXM trip. My first alone, after 2 hours of listening to music. I went and laid down on the couch. The next thing I know i am looking at the Christmas tree and am on the floor. I was convinced that the reality were are stuck in is hell, and we just repeat it over and over again once we realize it. So i thought i was stuck in hell, that lasted about 20 min. Then once I came down off that i looked in the mirror and didnt realize that i was a human. All humans looked weird everything about us, ears, eyes, and especially arms. SO I ran upstairs and looked at my brother and started asking him questions like...."do you know what football is?" "I played highschool football right?" "are there really airplanes?" "do you know what water is???"
He thought i was joking around so he answered the questions like...."WHAT!?!? Airplane???? what's that?" "Water!! you drink it?!!"
Needless to say i totally freaked out for another 45 min until i realized i had been tripping on DXM. The most frightening but fun experince with drugs for me.
ON WEED: nothing other then the norm "OMG they know ive been smoking." lol
the other night, after the clubs shut we all went and played some music, drank some beer, and smoked some weed at my sisters house coz its huge and there were loads of us.. me, and two mates went and hit on a pipe in the dining room, and got pretty blazed, and forgot about everyone else that was in the house.. but i could still hear their voices, and it kept making me look around to see who was there, and then i noticed that one of the walls was a lighter shade of blue than the other three, and this made me totally paranoid, and i dunno why.. so i had to leave the room and go back into the room where everyone was playing their guitars and shit, but i couldnt stop thinking about that room until i passed out later lol
don't you just love how the simpliest things can freak you out when your high?Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
Haha i love these tales. They're so true too. The little things that make you freak out while high gives you these stories and will bring back fond memories of the good ol times.
lol this is a sketch scary thread.
the only times i ever get paranoid are when im parked on the side of the road smoking. i always think every car is a cop car.
other then that i never get paranoid, which is maybe why i get caught so much...
wow, thats like the tell tale heart. I once thought my dog knew I was stoned and was gonna rat me out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mello.as.Hello
one time it was me and like 7 friends on my deck smokin some blunts and i was really high and somehow in my head i told myself that my mom was ugnna be home in 10 minutes so i had to get everyone out of the hosue and clean up. i started screaming so loud and freaking out and banging shit. all my friends were dying laughing and i was flipping out. then i realized what the fuck was going on and how my mom wasnt gunna be home for liek another 2 hours.
AWWW i hate that, where u can here and feel your heart beating.
last night i could have swore i herd the cops talking with nahibours outside my window. it was all in my head tho.
On Mushrooms... I was outside walking around with a friend and we go to these train tracks near my house. I wanted to go the park just past it but my friend didn't want to climb over the fence. (He was tripping too)
Anyways so we settled somewhere between the tracks and the park... (Actually we got the park but then I got paranoid over there so we went back) and we started to load up a bowl. I was tripping my ass off and I forgot how to walk several times... I'd just be standing in place, freezing my cajones off. anyways, we smoked a few bowls and then I started getting the fear... The fear... the feeling that something is totally fucked up and wrong even though there is nothing to even set it off... I told my friend, "yo, lets get back to my place, I'm freezing". I was paranoid the whole way there... there is this russian guy that works at the 24 hour gas station near my place and he alway gives me bullshit and hates me because I smoked and went in thier blazed one time... and yeah, he freaked me the fuck out even though he was sitting in his seat sleeping with a paper in his hands. Then we laughed our asses off at that but then it creeped back as I thought about what the fuck we were laughing at... and as we get to my house, I am still going on about getting home, I look up and realize I'm RIGHT THERE in front of my house. My parents are home sleeping so I was paranoid about that to... it was a fucked up night. Most paranoid shit to happen to me.
one time i was smoking pot w/ a bong outside with my funny ass little Hawasian friend alex, and i swear to god i saw the back door open and someone come out, but then i looked again, and i realized itd didnt really happen. :p
yeah its like your mind cant focus on 2 things at once. like the "thought of walking home" and "thinking of walking home" your thinking of walking home wile walking home and YOU ARE ACTUALLY WALKinG HOmE but you forget. and you're like holy shit, im home?Quote:
Anyways so we settled somewhere between the tracks and the park... (Actually we got the park but then I got paranoid over there so we went back) and we started to load up a bowl. I was tripping my ass off and I forgot how to walk several times... I'd just be standing in place, freezing my cajones off. anyways, we smoked a few bowls and then I started getting the fear... The fear... the feeling that something is totally fucked up and wrong even though there is nothing to even set it off... I told my friend, "yo, lets get back to my place, I'm freezing". I was paranoid the whole way there... there is this russian guy that works at the 24 hour gas station near my place and he alway gives me bullshit and hates me because I smoked and went in thier blazed one time... and yeah, he freaked me the fuck out even though he was sitting in his seat sleeping with a paper in his hands. Then we laughed our asses off at that but then it creeped back as I thought about what the fuck we were laughing at... and as we get to my house, I am still going on about getting home, I look up and realize I'm RIGHT THERE in front of my house. My parents are home sleeping so I was paranoid about that to... it was a fucked up night. Most paranoid shit to happen to me.
lol i hope that made sense.
makes sense? that is exactly what it is!
I spent the rest of the trip in a constant thought loop and the thing is, I couldnt figure out what... it was the craziest thing. I've had it before but never so strong as that night. I couldn't even focus on anything "visual" because I was spaced out thinking. Completely tripped out night, damn...
ok whoever said the thing about teh cops being next door happened to me. this is an increidble story. highest ive ever been. i was alone, and smoked about 3 bowls of this shit called rainbow. most chron weed ive ever fucking seen. one hit shit and i took about 30 bong rips. so im layin in my bed, and my conscious is leaving me, and i start drifting into this dream world thing. and it was exactly like a dream, like i thought i was dreaming it was so weird and i was seeing myself from across teh room it was so weird. and the cops were next door, and i was seeing myself from across teh room, looking at the cops out of the corner of my eye and shit. it was so scary.
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
it did after the fourth time reading it..... the first 3 i was just like wtf does all that mean >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
i have 2 that really stick out.
me and my husband were at his mothers house a few years ago, and she had a piece of junk car sitting in the backyard, facing the house. well, me, my husband, and his lil brother went into the car, i was sitting in the back seat, they were up front. we had this lil brass lookin pipe, and a piece of tubing....and of course, the weed. :p
so we attached the tubing to the pipe so we could be lazy as fuck and just pass the end of the tube. i'm sitting there looking at the kitchen window the whole time. i swear i fucking saw someone watching us, and knew they were gonna come out and catch us at any second, but nothing ever happened and everyone had been in bed....weird.
the other thing was even weirder. i was bored shitless, my parents weren't home, and my parent's friend comes over. this old hippiefied motherfucker...older than dirt lol. so he asks me if i wanna burn one, and i'm like fuck yeah i ain't got nothin better to do. but he didn't wanna smoke in town. so, this being a family friend of sorts, i hop in his truck, we ride about 10 mins. away, to this woodsie area (boonie as hell area in arkansas) where he owned a mobile home. so we're sitting there on the porch, smokin a joint, and it starts getting dark. by that time i'm lookin around (fucked up as hell) realizing its getting dark as FUCK, and i'm like in the middle of nowhere, with a creepy geezer that i dont fully trust.
so i said that i needed to get back home. he's all like "but i thought you wanted to party?" and i remember i was creeped the fuck out cuz i just knew he was referring to something sexual. so we get in the truck headed back, and i had been living in the area long enough (bout a few months) to recognize the roads and stuff, but the whole way home, i'd be dazed, look up and panic like "omg where the fuck am i?" "oh yeah duh...'such and such road' i know where i am"
i kept panicking like that in my head the whole way back. and it didnt' help that the roads are dark and creepy and woodsie.
THERE'S A GUY IN THE ATTIC, I SWEAR TO GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!
yea man... salvia is not something to fuck with. I had three deep hits of the weak 5x shit... and the whole world was spinning around me. It seemed like every time I smoked I would get the EXACT same effect though... I got tired of it quick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Climbing High
im sitting at a picnic table out in the woods smoked a blunt and swear a cop pulled up on the street i can see from the table but its just a white car but i sit perfectely still for 1hour long and finnally get up and leave.
I am always paranoid that my mom will smell it even though she's asleep. And I tone out the main voice in a song and listen to the follower and I am always thinking that it is telling us secret messages.
i was lying in bed one night mad high and there was a train going by and i thought it was a fuckin nuke going off and was freaking out