Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?

So i have this friend whos sister had sex in a grave yard. She said it was a rush.. but im not sure if i could do that.

haha me either man... depends on how hot the girl is :jointsmile:

i did... it wasn't like somthing super cool at the time though... we used to just hang out at the cemetary, cops don't go there, only place at night to be left alone....

and hell, if i die and have a grave, please feel free to use it to get laid. just don't litter or what not

nope.
the closest i can relate is in the middle of the night on a golf course.

I haven't but I dont think i would either I would definately be to scared to go into a grave-yard at night no way would I have the guts to do that as I believe in ghosts but I probably would on a golf course haha, whats wrong with the plain old fashioned way on a bed though its probably the most comfortable place to have sex anyway.

yeah nothing special unless its raining........what are the dead going to interruppet..............Grave yards are good for sex lots of grass preatty flowers....and not to many people watching usualy

I'm guessing graveyard sex is for people who don't yet have their own houses, apartments or rooms in which to enjoy privacy and for whom parks are too full of living passers-by? Something about a cemetery doesn't exactly spell celebration of life, although birds, flowers, and trees are lovely components of many burial areas. I'm thinking your friend's sister needs to take up camping and move a little further out into nature if she wants to get her groove on outside.

I don't think so. When I was younger though we used to party in the graveyards. For some reason the cops never bothered us. In my hometown there must be a dozen old graveyards. I find them extremely cool and interesting. Not spooky in the least. I take pictures of some of the graves. I'm fascinated by them.

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

I don't think so. When I was younger though we used to party in the graveyards. For some reason the cops never bothered us. In my hometown there must be a dozen old graveyards. I find them extremely cool and interesting. Not spooky in the least. I take pictures of some of the graves. I'm fascinated by them.

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Dont you think thats extremely disrespectful?

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Dont you think thats extremely disrespectful?

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Absolutely not. Graves are there for hundreds of years. So people can see them. Are you not supposed to look at them and admire the workmanship and loving care the relatives put in to it? I consider it an honor to be able to view them. Some of them are beautiful works of art.
I'm very respectful. Thank you.

so you dont think its disrespectful to party in a grave-yard? well if I seen a bunch of people partying around my grandmums grave lets just say I certainly would not appreciate it :mad:

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

so you dont think its disrespectful to party in a grave-yard? well if I seen a bunch of people partying around my grandmums grave lets just say I certainly would not appreciate it :mad:

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I was 16 then. I'm 40 now:wtf: I did a lot of disrespectful things when I was 16. I grew up. Don't take it personal!

^yeah, it's called being young and invincible ;)
besides, it makes for a good story later, right?
i'll do anything for the thrill and hell of it
i call it "pre-nostalgia"
the act of looking forward to looking back on something as you're doing it ;)

You just said that you dont think its disrespectful and then you say you did a lot of disrespectful things when you were 16, Which is it? You're just contradicting yourself now im not taking it personal at all.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Dont you think thats extremely disrespectful?

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Absolutely not. Graves are there for hundreds of years. So people can see them. Are you not supposed to look at them and admire the workmanship and loving care the relatives put in to it? I consider it an honor to be able to view them. Some of them are beautiful works of art.
I'm very respectful. Thank you.

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so you dont think its disrespectful to party in a grave-yard? well if I seen a bunch of people partying around my grandmums grave lets just say I certainly would not appreciate it :mad:

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

I was 16 then. I'm 40 now:wtf: I did a lot of disrespectful things when I was 16. I grew up. Don't take it personal!

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See what I mean, you should be a man/woman of your word and mean what you say you go from saying its not disrespectful to saying it is and making some excuse up saying it was a long time ago.

i had sex in a graveyard once but i got in a lot of trouble for diggin up the body :(

^ hahahahaha like your sense of humor

yeah.. i wasnt kidding

Saw a horror movie once where this guy is going at it with this woman in a cemetery and the girls uncle rises from the dead and bites her and that freaked me out so no sex in a graveyard. Oh anyone know what movie i'm talking about?

I'm with Birdgirl. Get out in the woods and do it. Go hunting and get you something to eat at the same time.

Can't say I have, or that I would want to or not want to.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

You just said that you dont think its disrespectful and then you say you did a lot of disrespectful things when you were 16, Which is it? You're just contradicting yourself now im not taking it personal at all.









See what I mean, you should be a man/woman of your word and mean what you say you go from saying its not disrespectful to saying it is and making some excuse up saying it was a long time ago.

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Wow!!! I cant believe I'm defending myself over something I did 25 years ago! I thought you meant taking pictures of graves was disrespecful. Some people believe that. Anyway, whatever! It was 25 years ago!

What I really dont get is why you are taking it so personal you are you are actually bringing my integrity into question? I simply answered a question on a thread.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I'm guessing graveyard sex is for people who don't yet have their own houses, apartments or rooms in which to enjoy privacy and for whom parks are too full of living passers-by? Something about a cemetery doesn't exactly spell celebration of life, although birds, flowers, and trees are lovely components of many burial areas. I'm thinking your friend's sister needs to take up camping and move a little further out into nature if she wants to get her groove on outside.

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Hell, in my teen years that was my favorite "parking" area. Nobody around, secluded, AND you could see the headlights of a car coming from a half mile around.

If the dead could talk, as they say, I would have been getting standing ovations.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

I havent yet.. but believe you me I will! Just gotta find a girl thats not scared of the dead I guess. I love Cemetaries, and the dead, and... well I guess Im just a fucked up individual. And ghosts are awesome.

Yep, right after her funeral.......

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Originally Posted by hateyoul3itch

yeah.. i wasnt kidding

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yeah, neither were these guys

ABC News: Accused Grave Robbers Dodge Sex Charges

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

What I really dont get is why you are taking it so personal you are you are actually bringing my integrity into question? I simply answered a question on a thread.

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hey want to go party in a graveyard? LOL its all good.. how is it disrespectful? it's not like she was digging up the graves, or knocking over the tomb stones...

Boy, blazinit, see if I answer any more of your threads! lol! j/k!!!
But, really. Its too hot for that kind of flaming! I can't be the only person in the world who ever partied(not desecrated, not disrespected, etc.etc.but simply sat on the freakin grass and partied with my buddies) in a graveyard.

edit: post # 419. Gotta head to the 420 thread now!

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Originally Posted by hateyoul3itch

i had sex in a graveyard once but i got in a lot of trouble for diggin up the body :(

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haha. that's great stuff.


but, i've never had sex in a graveyard.

no matter how much KY you use a corpse by any other name still smells when decomposing.

One time I was having sex in this coffin with this hot chic that I just met (It was kind of hot and sweaty in such close quarters but still pretty damn good!). Then I remembered that I had been buried alive in a graveyard by Bill's redneck brother Budd. So I had to stop and recall my cruel training by Pai Mei to get out of the coffin. I broke through the wood using my super hard fingers then pushed through the dirt, tracked down my enemies, and dropped the last one using the 5 point palm exploding heart technique. I was Pai Mei's favorite.

I urinated in a grave yard once

The city has a restraining order against me and I am not even allowed within 100 feet of a graveyard...

My GF an I used to have sex in graveyards all the time... Nobody ever bothered us.
She knows were they all are.... even the ones hidden in the back woods. She is a florist and floral designer.

Heres a little hint.... it you are ever in a new town, and need directions, either ask the local florist, or the local heating and air guy.... they both know where to turn off the paved road by the big oak tree, and where that barn burned down 5 years ago, etc.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

One time I was having sex in this coffin with this hot chic that I just met (It was kind of hot and sweaty in such close quarters but still pretty damn good!). Then I remembered that I had been buried alive in a graveyard by Bill's redneck brother Budd. So I had to stop and recall my cruel training by Pai Mei to get out of the coffin. I broke through the wood using my super hard fingers then pushed through the dirt, tracked down my enemies, and dropped the last one using the 5 point palm exploding heart technique. I was Pai Mei's favorite.

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funny post lol, but this line ^^ raised a question in me. I know you are in the medical field, so what do you think of Dim Mak? Or have you even heard of it? Because I do know of a number of heart-exploding techniques, but they are usually 3,4 or 6 point techniques, and none of them utilize points on the palm. My favorite heart-STOPPING technique utilizes a quick pin-point strike on the wrist, the inner elbow and near the carotid artery of the right side of the neck in quick succession. Sorry to get off topic, your 5 point palm line just got my brain a-thinkin' lol

... lol disrespectful... i understand the thought process, but lighten up for real... as long as there is no trace... wtf is the deal? am i just suposed to go there to stand at a grave be sad and leave?... hell no

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

Boy, blazinit, see if I answer any more of your threads! lol! j/k!!!
But, really. Its too hot for that kind of flaming! I can't be the only person in the world who ever partied(not desecrated, not disrespected, etc.etc.but simply sat on the freakin grass and partied with my buddies) in a graveyard.

edit: post # 419. Gotta head to the 420 thread now!

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I've done a lot worse.

heres some funy stuff......when we were kids like 5 we would dare each other to go (alone) to the middle of the big grave yard (about 3 square miles) and leave a wooden stake in the ground to let every on know we were their. One summer night we got my cousin to go and about an hour later we hear screaming and horror comming from where he was, so we started running into the grave yard thinking he was being attacked buy a coyote or sumthing. Were running about a mile in and we hear a scream like a horrifed little girl realy close and their lots of cloud cover so its very dark, we stop and were panting and then bamm my friend is srceaming right next to me but I cant see anything and I feel sumthing jump on me so I started screaming and throwign punches and kicking and screaming and crying and then the moon comes out and theirs my cousin, my friend, and me all bloody hitting each other, kicking and screaming on the ground. We got up and I asked why he started screming he said " a hand was pulling my into a grave" we laughed and he said no when I put the steak in the ground and started to pound it in with a rock a hand came up and started pulling me in. We heard that and stard running back to the house. We ran about 1 1/2 mile in about 3 minutes terrified. so the next morning we go to check his wooden steak like always and almost all the way to the otherside of the grave yard like 3 miles we found his steak and his jacket, he stuck the steak in his jacket pulling it down into the ground, man we laughed and laughed and the laughed some more cause we all had black eyes

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

heres some funy stuff......when we were kids like 5 we would dare each other to go (alone) to the middle of the big grave yard (about 3 square miles) and leave a wooden stake in the ground to let every on know we were their. One summer night we got my cousin to go and about an hour later we hear screaming and horror comming from where he was, so we started running into the grave yard thinking he was being attacked buy a coyote or sumthing. Were running about a mile in and we hear a scream like a horrifed little girl realy close and their lots of cloud cover so its very dark, we stop and were panting and then bamm my friend is srceaming right next to me but I cant see anything and I feel sumthing jump on me so I started screaming and throwign punches and kicking and screaming and crying and then the moon comes out and theirs my cousin, my friend, and me all bloody hitting each other, kicking and screaming on the ground. We got up and I asked why he started screming he said " a hand was pulling my into a grave" we laughed and he said no when I put the steak in the ground and started to pound it in with a rock a hand came up and started pulling me in. We heard that and stard running back to the house. We ran about 1 1/2 mile in about 3 minutes terrified. so the next morning we go to check his wooden steak like always and almost all the way to the otherside of the grave yard like 3 miles we found his steak and his jacket, he stuck the steak in his jacket pulling it down into the ground, man we laughed and laughed and the laughed some more cause we all had black eyes

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That sounds exactly like a story from one of those "Scary Stories" books. Except the one in the book had a girl pounding the stake through her dress and she died of fright.

Years ago when I was much younger i was getting it off with a girl from school in the graveyard in Galston a policeman looked through the gate and shouted what the hell are you up to? I replied its OK officer I am only burying a stiff.

Cheers

NCM