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Simple question. Say you were on a top secret mission to go back in time and kill Hitler. How would you do it? Only one person gets to go back in time, and it's you. You can take any objects from the present, so long as they're small enough to fit inside a telephone booth sized time machine.
A jar of diseases such as aids, lupus, flesh eating viruses and then I would bring a razor blade so I could take off skin peice by peice
insitions in the genital area + a bag of salt
Interesting thread, well if i went back in time and i had a mission to kill hitler to prevent the holocaust etc I would most likely use a sniper, Thats how i see myself, if i had to kill him I would do it from long distance with a sniper rifle make sure i get him in the head.
Edit: Time travel in a phonebox eh? you sure you haven't been watching Bill and Ted? Lol.
honestly... i mean realisiticly????
c'mon... he was a fucking leader of a country.... and he was paraniod (for obvious reason, he barely left his 'home')... you're gonn ahave to have alot of range to get him...
how would i like to do it? well..... i'd like to take back one of those plastic ties cops sometime use as handcuffs and tie it around his neck and just leave him...
How do you mean? That would be the awesomest history class ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by crunkjuice
This thread is crazy. :stoned:
Really though Hitler did alot of great things for Germany before he destroyed it all. He created the autobahn and in a gruesome way the experiements Hitler's scientist did in the concentration camps were very beneficial to the development of modern medicince.
Still, 12 million people? Definetly not worth it.
I'd make him fuck a dead dog. Then Id just shoot him in the head.
Yea he is right ^
World War II basically saved the American Economy, without Hitler that would of never happened
Actually, if you think about it any slight alteration in history can end your existence.
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Originally Posted by crunkjuice
this is true.... to fuck with time could potientially throw us into an even worse current state.... shit we could all be slaves speaking japanese for all you know...
i don't think he's messed up for not wanting to spare those people... to spare those people (technically since you're tlaking of changing past events) could kill billions of others....
fucking with past events is a copmlicated subject if you want to get serious... just to give you an idea.... (none of this is based on fact, it's purely for point) if george washington had tried to get out of bed one day and slipped on mud and went into a coma, there may very well of never been the declreation of indepenence, and with that, america could of been a worse country then say vietnam or china....
it's called the ripple effect... everything that happened in the past (not just major events, even a paper cut) affected everything as it is today, in one way or another... changing any of it, regaurdless how seemingly small.. or compassionate of an act it may be... could change everything we know AS A WORLD, not just country or state...
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
HAHA :rastasmoke:
Good point though.
well iwas gonna say banana peel.. but then i realized this was the 1700's and that probably wasn't a very common occurance :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ChiefSmokesAlot
i'll put him in a concentration camp and bring a digital camera and record him suffering from famine and thirst and have him stand in the freezin snow naked and do experiments on him like stick a thin long hook up his nose and pull out his brains while he still awake...........then post it on youtube
I would put some sort of cannibal flesh eating bugs in every orphus of his body, tie him, starve him..and watch him die, from the insideout.:wtf:
I'd bring pliers, ropes, needles, a spoon, and a rusty butter knife. (Lol) I'd prolly tear out his teeth with pliers, dig out his eyeballs with the spoon, pop his testes with a needle (ow), jam the spoon down his throat to finish him off, and the butter knife to cut off that gay fucking little stach of his.
Id beat him to death with a jew.
.... am I allowed to say that?
yes, thats true, it was in complete poor taste. but the point is that he was a tyrant that is not only known for his obscene abuse of jewish people but that has been dead for a long time. 'how would you assassinate hitler' is almost a rhetorical question; like asking how Id kill stallin or the romans or satan. my comment, while in poor taste, was not meant to offend but as a statement of irony. well, not pure irony, that would be if you killed him the way he killed. personally, I dont like to think up ways to kill anyone and therefore couldnt come up with anything better than a bullshit way.
also, oddly enough, I was raised with the Jewish faith and take pride in the fact that Im not still scared by a man that killed thousands of my people. :)
Gas him, ha...
He ordered that the people who conspired to kill him be "hung like cattle". Those that were convicted were strangulated slowly, in a slaughterhouse, by being hung by the neck on a rope suspended from a meathook. Others were hung with piano wire. One of these methods would have been a fitting end to his life.
I'd shoot him and make it look like suicide.......
i would jointhe army, and when i graduated from bootcamp with my rifle, and i walked by saluting hitler (hopefully closeby in some sort of field like you see in old ass movies and military movies like Major Payne with damon wayons lol
but anyways when he walked by i would simply pop him in the head and then turn and shoot as many ppl as i could before i died
i died but hey so did hitler... i mean if youre gonna be realistic (which my above plan is not) then its gonna be a suicide mission :D
Just because someone's German doesn't mean they adopt Nazi beliefs. My nans mother was German and her farther was Jewish. My nan then went on to marry and english man. All during and partly after the 2nd world war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hontzymonster
go to the 1:40 mark.
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I dont think you should smoke anymore. You always say stupid shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hontzymonster
Lmao, as harsh as it may seem I was thinking something similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by onequestion
I should think if you are German, you would dislike him even MORE. Hontzymonster, it disgusts me to think you would say something like that.
If it were possible to kill someone with shame, I would bring him into the future and show him the shame that he worked upon the country that he said he loved.
I'd show him the divided Germany, and the poverty in East Germany, and the Berlin Wall.
I'd show him that he has gone down in history not as a leader or a brilliant conqueror, but as a criminally psychotic tryant with a Napoleon complex and an autoerotic problem.
I would then show him into a small room with no furniture but a single chair and a rope hanging from the ceiling.
Drive by, west side.
Stalin killed 20 million people, but gets little attention, compared to Hitler. Mao Tse-Tung starved 20 million people to death, as well as being responsible for many other atrocities. These individuals and many others, including Che Guevara, another ruthless killer, should be recognized for what they were as well.
Yes Hitler was a dick but he was a pretty good dancer
Hitler was just good christian folk doing the world a favor by killing the people that killed Jesus.
This is rediculous...
I find all of these unnecessary I-Hate-Nazi threads extreamly pointless and very immature. If anyone put any intelligent thought into these threads and wanted to debate about the subject of Nazi Germany than I'd feel differently, but to me all of you are worse than the stupid Neo-Nazi's, you preach hate and ignorance but you believe it's justified
I'm glad somebody brought this up so I didn't have toQuote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
What exactly did Che do to be called a ruthless killer. Im not arguing, im just curious as i dont know much about the subject.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
id warp to his room while he was asleep and well all i can say is a pineapple would be involved.lol
In April 1967, speaking from experience, he summed up his homicidal idea of justice in his ??Message to the Tricontinental?:Quote:
Originally Posted by onequestion
??Hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy, which pushes a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine. This is what our soldiers must become.?
The Killing Machine: Che Guevara, from Communist Firebrand to Capitalist Brand: Newsroom: The Independent Institute
He was a Stalinist that tortured and killed thousands in Cuba, mostly supporters of the previous regime of Batista. He put anyone opposed to his ideas into concentration camps, many of which are still operating in Cuba - where religious sects?? members, homosexuals, dissidents and other people deemed undesirable by the government are sent.
"We will make our hearts cruel, hard, and immovable ... we will not quiver at the sight of a sea of enemy blood. Without mercy, without sparing, we will kill our enemies in scores of thousands; let them drown themselves in their own blood!?
Che Guevara
Here??s another good article.
Should we love Che Guevara? - By Paul Berman - Slate Magazine
So whats with all the che worship? Just stupid teeny-boppers?
.50 cal sniper rifle. During one of his speeches, in front of thousands of Nazi supports. One shot one kill. Brains all over eryone.
His image has been marketed for years, the movie based on his diary, etc. My generation fell for a lot of crap as well, in our day. I was never really a Che "fan", or a supporter of his, but well into adulthood I thought that he stood for something noble. You live and, hopefully, learn.Quote:
Originally Posted by onequestion
So how do u know if u were to go back in time and kill Hitler that it wouldn't turn out like Red Alert. Dunno who has heard of or played the games but in the game the Allies send a person back in time to kill Hitler and it ends up creating a power vacuum in the region and Stalin and the Soviets end up trying to take over the world. In the second game in the series the Soviets invade America!
Yeah, If I had a time machine I definitley wouldnt be hanging around killers during war-time. Besides haven't you seen "Back 2 the Future", there are many possible risks that go along with changing the course of history!!
Come off it. There is no reason for someone to defend German Nazism, or glorify it. Not only that but the thread isn't about Nazi's. It's about Hitler himself and how someone would punish him. I agree some of the methods people have described are unessacary but then so was killing thousands upon thousands of Jews and innocent people unessacary. I also find your sad attempt at insulting everyone here by saying "You are worse than stupid neo-nazis" rather pathetic. If you don't like this then simply don't post. It's one thing challenging a subject, but it's another thing coming in here and being down right rude and insulting. I suggest you re-think what you're saying. Insulting people won't help them understand your views on a subject, instead it will just create more hate and trigger people to be defensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by S.P.Q.R.
I hope this isn't a serious comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blindman0v0