super stealth smoking

so, next week, I'm going to a camp with about 300+ other kids (it's a scout camp, haha... who'da thunk it? A boy scout that tokes).. anyway, since it's a scout camp, noone else smokes, or if they do, they've gotta be super stealth about it, which is why I'm posting.

I'm taking one small backpack (for water, notebooks, etc) and a footlocker (for clothes). I'm planning on keeping my pipe & bud on me at all times. However, keeping the bud from being found isn't the problem. the problem is smoking.

here's what I plan on doing.
1) find a secluded spot (not too hard, it's a gynormous camp)
2) pack 1 hit in my bowl.
3) hit it.
4) cover it with my handy dandy lid
5) hold the hit for a while (basically, ghost it)
6) inhale up (to keep the smell from getting on my clothes too much)
7) rinse, repeat
8) a little spray of axe around the area and on me
9) leave the area

any tips? I was reading about the poppers or whatever, and I was thinking about doing that, but I'm not sure about carrying the bottle around with me, but I guess it wouldn't be too hard.

and normally, I'd just not smoke for a week, but I'm going to be in the woods! all that beauty, and no stonage to go along with it? that's just a waste!

Well are you allowed to just take off for a walk? Cause you could just go for a walk, smoke in the woods, put some of that hand sanitizer on your hands and go back.

that's basically what I'm planning on doing, going on a walk to a secluded spot to smoke. I just don't want to come back smelling like weed, or anyone seeing smoke in the woods and then seeing me walking out of where they saw it. Illegal drugs @ boy scouts = bad. very bad... but weed @ woods = good. very, very good.

Yeah I know what you mean. Well then yes blow up to try and keep the smoke away from you, make sure you find where the wind is blowing so you don't get a face full.

Edit:

But if your close enough for them to see the smoke your too close, it's a pipe not a camp fire, the smoke spreads quick.

you can always bring a smoke blowing device (tissue tube with a dryer sheet inside) and then some lysol and do it up and you should have no troubles.

Or you could make brownies

I was actually thinking about making brownies, but all the food (and anything that smells nice) goes into a trailer so that the animals don't get into it, and if someone got to them before I could get them back out it wouldn't be too good. well, it'd be funny as hell, but not too good...

ok by far the best way to do this is def ur idea plus the tp tube with a dryer sheet in it. and what takes the smell off ur hands is some dawn. put it on ur hands and just rub it in all they way. then wash off wen u can but that kills the smell. and dont axe it to obvious. smoke in a undershirt then put ur shirt back on.

Hide the brownies in your backpack or something? though those brownies will prolly fuck you up a good one lmao and I cant imagine being torn up at a boyscouts camp haha well atleast not off some high potency space cakes.. I would roll me a fat blunt play some Deep Forest on my ipod and go out for a nice extensive walk in the woods just vibing... and I dont see me eating a brownie or two then getting stoned out of my mind unexpectantly at the worst time doesnt sound like a good camp story.. I enjoy the act of smoking weed from a fine rolled blunt as much as I enjoy the high that weed gives me.

In short... Do what you gotta do. lmao

They won't catch you if you go in the woods at night...

Woods at night, can I ask how much weed are you going to bring ?

I'm just gonna take about a gram or so down with me, seeing as how I won't be able to smoke too much, and also that my tolerance is quite low (I haven't smoked much the past few months). thanks for the suggestions everyone, I'll let you know how it turns out when I get back in a week...