The other day, me and friends got really really high and my one friend crapped his pants.. It was the funniest thing ever. Then some other trick threw up all over the place..
Good timez, good timez.......
"Its not illegal if u dont get caught"
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The other day, me and friends got really really high and my one friend crapped his pants.. It was the funniest thing ever. Then some other trick threw up all over the place..
Good timez, good timez.......
"Its not illegal if u dont get caught"
he, he didnt want to get a shit? i dontblam him. toilets are whitey inducing, and you could end up riding the whitey (fighting it off)
some people just shit whenever the urge hits them....doesn't matter where they are at....thats what i call RELAXED. :) :D :) :D :) :D :)
wowww
ew lmao
worst thread ever lol
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I was going to a meeting this one time
last year.I picked him up and smoked
a fat joint first thing in the morning.
When we got to work he didnt want to
go to the meeting.he wanted to cancel it
cause he was too stoned. i said fuck u.
So we went in.he went strait for the bathroom.
I went in the meeting.He came 5 minutes after
and then when he came his penis was
hanging out and he didnt know. He was such
an idiot.Everyone laughed at him.
doesn't make him a bad guy.
just fucked up
Shit and vomit?! Damn bro, what kind of herb do you have?
Bubblegum.
lol@this thread
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jesus christ i woulda pissed my pants right then and there.Quote:
Originally Posted by konas22
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this reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. me, these 3 guys and one of the guys sisters had just left a rave. all of us were fucked up. well we're driving on the freeway and the sister is suddenly like "man, pull over i gotta puke". so we pull over on the freeway and i get out with her. she's pukin, pukin and i thought all was gonna be cool. then i saw this car pull up behind us and i'm rolling so fuckin hard i just stare at the damn headlights all "oooh aaww" like. well, it was a cop! he was like "what's going on here?" and points to the girl...by this time she had commenced pissing and puking at the same time. the cop looks at me and asks "are you guys drunk?" i chuckle and shake my head all the while he's flashing that damn light in my eyes which is making me feel funny in a really good "please don't stop just yet" kinda way. well, he leaves me with "well whatever drugs you kids are on, just get off the freeway. and get that girl to a hospital if she needs it." i ran back to the car got in...shit a community brick and we were on our way.
hahahahahaha.....niiiice shit.. And the shit i had that night was hydro that we bought of the streets of New York City so i have no idea what was in it
I'm shitting my...sel...f -ARG- as we speak.
My friends and I regularly shit in fun places for no reason, then talk about it like it's a damned Picasso. Poop is funny.
lmao
lmao that reminds of this time i was at a party and there were 10 or so people shrooming for the first time and they all shit their pants. every single one of them, shit and pissed their pants. some threw up too... ugh it was a nasty sight :eek:
u have to b madd drug noob to shit urself
i have never crapped my pants or pissed myself on anything and im dam proud lol
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oh my god that's greatQuote:
lmao that reminds of this time i was at a party and there were 10 or so people shrooming for the first time and they all shit their pants. every single one of them, shit and pissed their pants. some threw up too... ugh it was a nasty sight
thats so fukking bad haha!..i think if i was at a party or wherever and someone shit theirselves ide piss myself laffing..then the joke would be on me aswell!
why did the kids shroomin at the party shit thereself?
Pots a muscle relaxant, never happened to me but I've herd its quite common. Happened to a stoned friend who thought it was going to be a fart and had a nice juicy surprise. I did laugh at first, then I realized how bad he felt and I lent him some boxers and pants while his were washing in my washing machine. Gotta feel sorry for people who do that because you know they dont mean to, and if you luagh at them your only going to make them feel worse than they already do.
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But thats still funny. About a month ago i was half dreaming in the middle of the night. My dream was that i was pissing, because i had to actually go piss. I then woke up to the sound of me starting to piss in my bed. Much didn't come out, but when i realized what the hell was going on i ran the the toilet. I am 26 and i have never done this before. I wasn't on anything. The story makes me laugh when i tell it. I almost did it again then next night, but i caught myself before it happened. That was the last time that happened.
lmao
nice
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I had a friend throw up after 2 hash buckets...it was pretty sick