Need The Weed, But Parents Are Home? Read This Guide

Lately I've noticed a lot of people here live with their parents, and their parents are unaware of the wonders of Mary-Jane. So heres my guide to smoking up and not getting busted for it...
The Setup.
The key to getting away with smoking pot is the way you have your setup. I'm going to focus on the bedroom because it's a common location to burn.
Utilities - this would be your stash, your smoking device, lighter, all that jazz
Keep them close to you and easy to grab, not to GET, but to PUT BACK if you have to in a hurry. Make sure this place is safe from objects that could break or fall because I've had to put my bong down very quick a few times. Find a place like this on each end of your room, for convenience.
The Air - Keep a window or two open in your room with fans on BEFORE the session, keep the air moving around. You also want to keep body spray and/or air freshener around JUST IN CASE, you shouldn't have to use it in normal situations, as it can cause suspicion, if you have a small fan you can stick in the window thats great.
Prepare - Turn on some music or the TV, get some background noise going to cover up the lighter sound and whatnot. Pop in and see what your parents are up too, if they are walking around wait for them to settle somewhere. Grab a drink from the fridge. Head off to your room for the hit and shut the door.
The Hit - The key thing people screw up here is they forget that ANY smoke causes smell, so burning a fat blunt, BAD IDEA. Grab yourself a bong or a pipe if you can. Make sure the bowl you pack is broken up decently so you can get a good easy hit. Light that lighter, start the hit slow and smooth so you don't cough, make sure it doesn't cherry, if it does, cover the bowl and keep hitting until it puts out the bud. with the hit inside you check the pipe, no smoke coming off it? GOOD, set the pipe down in your secret spot.
After The Hit - Once you have the hit in you walk to the window you left open, make sure the fan is blowing outside, blow that hit into the back of the fan so it gets sucked to the front and out the window. Take a deep breath in through your nose and out your mouth, take a nice drink of whatever you got before you went into your room.
The Actions
To keep suspicion off of you just remember these key things...
- Don't go off and smoke mass amounts of chronic and come back, sure sign of being baked. Take it hit at a time, after each little bit make an appearance so they don't come see what your up too.
- Going to that fridge and munching out hardcore is a bad idea. Parents who have smoked pot or know about it will likely assume the worst. Grab a light snack and head to the TV or computer or something.
- If your rents casually walk into your room while you are somewhere else in the house, DO NOT ask questions, that just shows you have something to hide, and as long as you keep your shit in a good place they wont see it.


There is my rough guide, I will probably add more to it if I get a chance. I hope it helps people whenever they want to burn with their parents home. Happy hitting and feel free to ask any questions.
~Bryan~

There are plenty of threads like this, but a little tip is to make a doob tube. Just make one and you can smoke in your house if you use a bong/pipe/etc.....or use a vape. Vapes even conserve weed. Hell you could even do a vape/doob toob combo. Also smoking in the shower is a good place. Maybe use a doob toob in there too. But yeah, pretty easy not to get caught as long as you aren't clumsy, careless, or have REALLY nosey parents.

thats pretty much exactly what i do but without the fans and spray, never been caught. If you blow the smoke outt he window u don't really need the doob tube.

I always do that and now im stoned as fuck at home right now with my parents like usual. Lol i just saw an advertisement that had a middle eastern guy (cartoon) holding the flute to charm the snake and i thought it was a freaking baby smoking the blunt. Man i seriously recommend blazing at home. Im freaking baked!

thanx now i know wut to do if i go to my dads or he comes down here. I would have to say that was the best tip i ever had. But u might want to add a fabric freshener in your vent. Keeps from the insence of bud traveling into any other rooms

yeah just what ive been looking for thanks :bonghit:

Good advice. I used quite a few of those on that list.

Sorry I missed the eyedrop thing, because I've never uesed them. But people that get redeye it's nice to have a mirror in your bedroom to look at just to make sure, and pop drops if you want to. JUST REMEMBER, that can make your eyes appear glossy and glazed, which is a no-no if you want to be ninja stealth.
~Bryan~

Wet Towel under the door...

I've been doing this exact same thing for months now! Awesome guide, follow it, because it's been working for me aswell!

if u can just spend a lot of time in the backyard (if ya got one) and after a while theyll stop watchin u and just go on the side of the house and smoke (if ya can) otherwise just do it in the shower and if somebody knocks say u got out to take a shit and not to come in (or if ur careful with the water bring ur shit behind the curtain)

btw O'Cannabis i like ur name it reminds me of my real name

my parents aren't retarded; if i smoked in the house they would know. usually if i blaze ill smoke a cig to cover up the smell...id rather come home smelling like cigs, ya know?

and i have my own bathroom...i would smoke in it if my room wasnt right next to my parents room though

^Man no offense and I don't know your family but thats the problem a lot of people make for themselves. They think that it just can't be done, at all. So they don't get creative when thinking of ways it could work. I've smoked up in the same house on the same floor as my aunt and uncle, their two dogs, my mom and dad, and my three little cousins that wonder around the house, and I had to leave the door open in the room I was in. You just gotta get creative and plan it out step by step.
~Bryan~

I used to use an empty paper towel roll with fabric softeners in it to blow hit through! Worked well you guys should try it, and tell me how it went.

when i used to smoke in my bathroom and my parents were outside so i couldnt use the window, id just grab a full roll of toilet paper nad breath right into the paper part

RotoV Ice.

That shit will get rid of any red you might have, and makes your eyes bright effin white, without messing with your pupils and making them look weird.

As a note though, it feels icey damn cold when you put it in. First time might throw you off, but I love the stuff.

what i do is i just turn on 3 fans and open the window or if u have no fans just blow the smoke out the window sumtimes i'll use the doob tube which works quite well but just remember with the doob tube u will have 2 replace the fabric softener sheets after a while cuz they turn brown and lose the good smell and start 2 smell like pot which isnt good but if u just turn on sum fans and open the window u should be good:thumbsup::jointsmile:

yea its pretty easy 2 get away with it if u really think things through good and arent a dumb ass and fucks everything up

also light a small candle. then u can hold the gas part of the lighter and put it next to the flame and youll have a silent flame so your aprents wont hear the clicking

But then how will you light the candle? haha

It just takes one click to light the candle. If they hear a few clicks, they might get suspicious.

i smoke at my house all the time and one of my roomates is an anal bitch who is VERY anti weed.
i smoke 3 or 4+ times a day, often with a group of people and very rarely does she notice a scent... and i live in a SNALL house, her room is right next to mine.

I use fabric freshners EVERYWHERE, in my air vent, one on the back of my fan, on the top of my window screen, anywhere that air might circulate through it. just tape it and leave it.

i also have really cute car freshners that dont look like freshners hangning in random spots.

febreeze, febreeze unscented for fabric, and earthy candles.

doob toob

3 fans. one at the door, one in the window and the ceiling fan. i always keep the one at the door oscilating.

it works, and well. even if she walks in, the smell is so light, you dont notice.


an good febreeze tip? go with the fresh linen scent, its not near as obvious as floral/fruity scents.