This is a question for the guys hopefully just the guys ha... ya u ever sat down and taken a piss and your penis falls in the toilet water... shit happens to me... but ya i hate when that happens... lol ever happen to anyone else?! :jointsmile:
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This is a question for the guys hopefully just the guys ha... ya u ever sat down and taken a piss and your penis falls in the toilet water... shit happens to me... but ya i hate when that happens... lol ever happen to anyone else?! :jointsmile:
My Dad says his balls get dipped in toilets sometimes. Something to look forward to there, when I get old. I hate it when you have to take a dump in a public toilet and the water splashes up on your asshole....Gross. I only have the problem of stepping on my dick in the shower. Does that count, kid?
you must have some wierd toilets over there unless you have at least a 12 inch penis which i doubt, unless this was your point to try and make out you have a big penis...Quote:
Originally Posted by DudeUrHellaBlown559
why would you sit down to take a piss
but it has happened to me
sometimes the toilets are small so
when you to take a shit the balls get a dip
but when you gotta go you gotta go
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Originally Posted by qdavid
hahaha no stepping on your dick getting in the shower is like bad ... ur dick is like mutated man u need to get that checked out...
I piss standing, but if I must drop a dooker when I'm not at home I have to hold my junk up so that it doesn't tap the bowl or the rim. This came up in conversation when I was using a small toilet at two friends' apartment, and they were both shocked and disturbed that I normally stood to pee. What the hell, guys. I have a penis, not a vagina.
Yeahhh... Im not a girl. I stand to piss. I guess its cause Im not old yet, but my junk doesnt dip in the toilet.
I sit down to piss a lot becaus i'm one lazy motherfucker. i love the feel of the toilet water gently spraying my balls.
Deadfan 420... thats just weird that you like that nasty toilet water spraying your balls. LOLOLOL.... any ways, yeah that happens to me when i take a shit. But its only in small toilets or ones with abnormally high water levels. It IS how ever depending on your size. If your a smaller fella, then sorry, you prolly never had this happen. If your above average then im sure this has happened to you at least once. And when it does its unbelievably nasty and makes me feel like im going to get a disease or infection in my cock or something. WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING.......
All the time, it grosses me out but I don't think it's ever actually been "dirty" water.
Hahaa wtf, guys? No guy's wang is long enough to dip into the water, which is well over a foot below the bowl.
lol there are different types of toilets. the one at work is really small, I guess...
at home, i'm fine...
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Burnt_Toast
I almost had a heart attack when I read that because I was thinking the exact same thing :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by picilo
I almost had a heart attack when I read that because I was thinking the exact same thing :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by picilo
Its probably just his lose skin...
wow.....im suprised you don't ever sit down on the toilet....how do you move your bowels???Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt_Toast
Try taking a shit without pissing. That's why it's called a number 2.