Yay! I can sit down again! (warning: extremely gross)

Okay, for obvious reasons I haven't been able to share this with anybody, but a few weeks ago I got a blister right in the middle of my ass crack near the top, and it was a BITCH because it just kept getting irritated and irritated every time I moved my legs. And so it swelled up until it was very uncomfortable to sit down or lie on my back, but I could make the pain go down for a little while if I got myself into the right position. Eventually it started oozing blood and pus, which wasn't fun. Well, today it finally popped. There was a LOT of blood, but I solved that problem with some paper towels and now I can sit here in my chair without squirming around in pain! Yay! I'm going to smoke a bowl!

Hey, I warned you it was extremely gross.

BARF!
at least you are feeling better

nice, grats

umm.... k

Hey, you'd be excited too if you had to deal with an ass crack blister for three weeks.

NICE!!!!!! feel better my man

ick hahah, but im glad your better

haha nice man, good to hear your ass is back to normal

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Ewwwww those 3 week blisters are the worst!

Well now that that's over, I'm craving some dinner...who's up for chinese food!? :jointsmile:

Use neosporin on it three times a day.

yes...he is right.....may have been what is called a pilonidal abcess/cyst.....you really should get it cleaned out real good, and keep it clean........

yeah boy keep that ass clean!

yea i felt my stomach turn... congrats i guess.. next time wipe your ass better

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

yeah boy keep that ass clean!

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wtf is with the dog face haha?

I suppose all's well that ends well . . . .

That was good advice FBR gave you about some antibiotic ointment. Frankly, I'd be particularly attentive to your after-toilet hygiene and wiping direction, too, with an open wound that close to a source of what could become an bacterially infectious problem.

It's funny how one day a person can once again appreciate the joy of sitting on one's ass.

That just made me laugh. Glad you can sit down, nothing better than sitting on your ass listening to music or watching a good movie while you toke up.

And do what they tell you, clean that ass frequently and put some antibiotic ointment on that thing!

eww

im not so much grossed out as curious as to how the hell you got a blister in your asscrack.

that sounds awfull main Im glad its not that bad any more or yur feelin better. Ass blister iiieeee

It was NOT a blister- boil, carbuncle, cyst, a pimple on steroids maybe, but not a blister! Get your terminology right! Pay attention to what BirdGirl said! Any big infection near your spine (ya know, the thing that makes you able to walk!), not to mention certain other "valuable bits", is nothing to be fooled around with! If it looks like it is remaining infected, see a doctor for some antibiotics!- Granny:hippy:

Dont worry dude. Im only 18 and im struggling with a hemroid. It sucks lol.

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Originally Posted by Jizzle Blizzle420

Dont worry dude. Im only 18 and im struggling with a hemroid. It sucks lol.

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same here and yes they are a pain in the ass...LOL

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Hey, you'd be excited too if you had to deal with an ass crack blister for three weeks.

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hahaha