post below what you call your little buddy and why?
I call mine Snickers.
1. he is packed full of nuts and really satisfies
2. he has creamy nuget in him.
:D:jointsmile:
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post below what you call your little buddy and why?
I call mine Snickers.
1. he is packed full of nuts and really satisfies
2. he has creamy nuget in him.
:D:jointsmile:
Bosch, the extendable power drive tool.
Well, mine is "The Little Private". He has had a bit of battle experience, but he still needs more practice before he gets promoted to the next military rank, and so forth.
I'd change my name if I were you.
I just call it my dick.
Thrill Drill :thumbsup:
yeah, it was like a joke name that caught on...regrettably...
I am too embarresed to say.
My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.
I heard that Frank looks like Peter.
i heard peter knows johnson
since i dont have a penis i'm going to name my vagina .................... glorious becon of light haha. or kitty just because i like when people reference my vag with that word hahhaa :stoned:
ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by thoughtwriter
A guy I used to date called his The Mushroom. I suggested he rename it the Angry Irish Inch. He wasn't happy about that, but I wasn't exactly turned on by the Mushroom, and eventually we parted ways. :D
mine's called 'Big Ed' ... not because of size :(, lol ... but, I was with an English girl once, that had a very pronounced cockney accent ... she said , " my, but e's got a big 'ed , doesn't he ? " ... :S2: ... embarrassed now, too much information :wtf:
If I'm in a social situation it's the "rad chilies" a la Achewood.
Since it hasnt been done yet, and I am not sure why...
I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode.
hahaha i went to school with a kid named michael (mike) huntQuote:
Originally Posted by imitator
I call my cock "Ol'reliable." But my girl calls it "Mr. Big Fun." seriously! She even made a little song to go with it. God I love being well endowed, or at least above average. laterz..
picilo
my real name is mike cox i got some shit for it in high school but nothing a few beatings didnt cureQuote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
back on topic my nickname for my junk is Sergeant Splatter
Haha thats a good one LIP,Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
dont like the fact i smoke weed eh?
TALK TO FRANK!
do i have a nickname for my penis? no, but she does.
my purple-headed yogurt slinger:jointsmile:
eww that sounds so gross lol
Im gonna have to quote Samwhore and call mine............ Captain
.......little antoine...antoine being a mutual friend's middle name.....wtf??? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by shaitanx
Kerby because he can change shape at will (not always my will)
no nickname. his real name is ignatius.
Spike
plain and simple...Penisaurus :)>
Honest to God, I delivered mail to a Harry (yes that's what he went by) Dick.Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.
I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.
Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode
Makes you wonder about the parents...possibly worse than "Sue":D
Mr. pee pee, my ex nicknamed it that and she thought it was funny, but other then that i haven't named it anything
free willie
my husband calls his mr happy lmao! and i have no idea why.. lmao
Probably from Wierd Al's remake of the song MMM MMM MMM MMM. The part about John Bobbit.. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by marijuana_dreamz
Anyways my penis is named "Bob." Simple and to the point. ("Bob my knob, or slob on Bob.. its your choice") I named one girlfriends vagina "Felix", another was "Marsha" and another girl asked me to name hers (I was honored!) and I named it "Victoria's Secret."
Sergeant Schlong..........
mine us STANLEY----( like the power drill)
I CALL MINE
YOUR MAN>>>said in an irish accent...
:) :hippy:
hahahahah reading this is hilarious! Im dying over here.