I guess it was time to say Bye.

I came home today to a terrible sight, right after pickin up a sack. I walk in the door and there are my two kittens playing with the mouth piece to my bong...broken at the ice catcher. I had many bongs before this and they all broke within months of purchace. But this one, I thought she was the one, bought her in 2004. I was mad about it at first sight and slung one cat across the room like a frisbee. But now im just bummed out... So what should I do to get me through?

Blunt?
2lt. Gravity?
Apple?
Frying pan Vap?
Milk jug Gravity?(hahah)


I'll post pics of the culprits and the aftermath after I get blitzed...

dude wtf ias a frying pan vape??? but dude just roll up a blunt shit

=/ can't believe you slung a cat across the room just cuz your bong broke...

i don't even like cats and hearing that dissapoints me....

Did i leave out that the cat broke the bong, it just didnt fall off the shelf. And cats do always land on thier feet.

A frying pan vape is what you make when you wanna vape but dont own a real one and are lazy. It involves a 2qt. saucepan and a vented lid, use your imagination.

im thinking.....cat skull pipe :upsidedow

LOL, Well im over being mad about it now. They are just kittens and are super playful, and i never usually leave my closet open so they probally were just exploring. Even though my closet smells like bong water now >_<

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Originally Posted by huh

im thinking.....cat skull pipe :upsidedow

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god wooooooooooooww

SHAME ON U!

retarded cats dont know any better

thats the same as being unlawfully cruel 2 you for simply not discovering a cure to AIDS

POOR CAT

POOR BONG

my buddy used to have a cat and hed always throw it accross the room for no reason, he used to see how many back flips he could make it do, the most he got was 3, yea thats fucked up, hes fucked in the head but it was funny, and im sure i would do the same exact thing if a couple gay cats broke my bong

man that sucks but hey they don't know any better right?
anyways forgive and forget don't hurt your pets treat them with love and kindness and they may one day return it. *imagines that cats dragging a bloody good bong though a kitty door*

smoke the cat. then smoke a blunt. thats what i would do

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my buddy used to have a cat and hed always throw it accross the room for no reason, he used to see how many back flips he could make it do, the most he got was 3, yea thats fucked up, hes fucked in the head but it was funny, and im sure i would do the same exact thing if a couple gay cats broke my bong

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thats fucked up. once when i was 15, i knocked a 12 year old kid out cold for kicking his cat. im not a violent person but i dont like to see harm come to animals that cant defend themselves and never did anything to deserve it. but i really bloodied up his nose and i can still remember how much my fist hurt after it connected with his head a few times. kid didnt know what hit him. then again he was 12.

------^ i just wanna point out that the cat was kicked inthe stomach, and afterwards the cat meowed like 5 times and was breathing like it just got the wind knocked out of it, and the kid started laughing when he heard the cat gaspin for air. i dont know what happened but i just saw red and the next thing i knew i had just barely stopped myself from hitting his unconscious head. so im not that much of an asshole seriously

get your cats baked and next time, you won't come home to a broken bong, just a few cats, baked as hell, hitting your new bong! haha, that'd be the funniest thing ever!

Pics of that cat skull pipe.

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That is the funniest thing I've read on this board...

I was literally laughing for 15 minutes. :)

I feel for your loss but the vision of seeing these 2 little kittens playing with your broken bong is pretty funny.

Wow that really sucks.

lucky they didnt cut themselves on glass

make a batch of cannibutter and feed it to the cats until they are too mellow to ever think of breaking anything ever again.

Oh no...sorry to hear about your bong. I broke one of my glass bongs by accidently knocking it over on my glass coffeetable...luckily it didn't break the table. I hate that feeling...I'll never hear the end of it from my hubby either:) He wasn't too happy.

Oh well, smoke a blunt and forget about it:D