Where yall at?? sumbody gotta get a battle goin on here cuz i was killin cats in the other battle forums like that skeleton dude offa thundercats lol :jointsmile:
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Where yall at?? sumbody gotta get a battle goin on here cuz i was killin cats in the other battle forums like that skeleton dude offa thundercats lol :jointsmile:
...dont kill cats, you big meanieheadface:D
Didnt reply to mine :p
well then...
yo listen cuzzin im the only one buzzin cuz im the best at it
u can catch top notch in the kitchen wit stacks of cheese like i had a eating habit...u could say im back at it like a crack addict...these lines toss *****s like sum chopped eggs n salad, so the next best step for the rest of ya would be juss to toss ya raps in a trash basket
i tend to get so high ud probly mistake top notch for a martain
u couldnt kill me in a battle if u had 300 spartans
i got punchlines thattl hitchu like a bad pitch
youd think i worked at a pringles factory how i stack chips
if u tried to rob me you wouldnt have nearly enuff swagger to rock my ice
the only time cannabis campbell would ever shoot a 2 is if he was rollin dice...
and the hits out....
Yall need to learn how to use some fucking wordplay
You got flow, but your creativity ranges from negative one to zero...just stop
blind side you POP...cuz just like "convertibles" ima "drop 'Top' "
ok now swagger you getitn me all serious
if you think those rhymes work you must be delirious
i shoot you for starin and leave you all curious
i told ya boy cus im notorious
ya pushed me to much and now im furious
when i get down with ya gurl im all spontaneous
so when ya leave ya house ya better be cautious
cus im the type to spike ya drink just to get ya nauseous
you cant spit bars like i can
thats why they call you a woman, and call me a man
all you talk about is pluggin the crapper
next time i see ya girl im'a slap her
i spit bars harder than you and aint broke my jaw
my rhymes are so heavy when i spit i break the law
you just got smoked so dont think ya raw
ill slice you dice you fuck u up with my paws
Oh no, look who stepped up to the plate
Homerun hitter holdin rhymes like weight
I COULD say that you back at it
like you was a crack addict
But if I cause too much static,
the Mods would drop me like a bad habit
and Im a pot fanatic,
but reading your lyrics makes me think you're an asmathic
I see weakness and attack it,
first thought "I should just EAT this little maggot"
I seen your lil posts playa you aint nuthin,
Mad soft, somethin like a blueberry muffin,
Now its your turn
hope you got something to say
cause Ill be sittin here waitin if it takes all day
:stoned:
What's worse then to go first?
My verse, it's cursed like getting caught stealing outta blind lady's purse
Throw it in reverse, wait, hold up, what's your name?
It don't matter cause to me your all the same
Weather I'm coppin brain or runnin' a train
Like I said, it don't matter cause to me your all the same
campbell, you must be smart, are you a tutor?
Or are you just some bitch who talks shit over a computer?
Either or, your moms a whore
Cause I pimp that bitch infront of "Quicky Licky Liquor Store"
What you getting heated for? Don't deny what you saw
bendin over out side, like a good whore
Punchlines? its lunchtime...
The venom I spit will get rid of you FLEAS like frontline,
The difference between us,
or you and a man,
is I do what I wanna do,
you do what you can.
Im sick of your species
whats in that jar,is it fesces?
Robbin blind ladies?what the fuck is your basis?
Only coppin you ever done,probably to close cases,
Only pimpin you ever done, tyin' a ho's laces,
Better believe it son, you aint even got the basics.
You a gangsta?
Fuck shootin' you, we burn houses
Have you runnin' out your crib, butt naked with a half a brick
fuck with me, guarantee homicide
Devil and God collide
Why you wanna make your mamma cry?
A free *****, squeeze the trigger like its doomsday
The game's different now, the rules changed
It's like who's broke and who's paid?
Who's dope and who's played?
Who's smoke and who's sprayed?
Whack rappers I be snatchin' your wack ass fade
Snathin' your chains, snatch up all your bud
Then empty my gat in your brain
You never heard of me?
Word, you cats is all the same
Justinrg motherfucker, dare to challenge the name
naw im straight cuz...
Acouwaila give it a rest, ur rymes rest in pieces after i let the mag POP
when i lick off shots n his head fall off is what i call a "drop Top"
fuck wordplay when ya girl give top notch play witout me sayin a word
acouwaila's high ranges from -1 to nadda to zip, i get as high as the birds
when i throw shots n punchlines so heavy they could litterally murder you
fuck wit top notch again n i might just push back ya wig like a convertible
I dont care how many people you killed
or rocks that you sold
lil homie stop and think,
you might wanna fold
cuz my lyrics are so sick
In a minute theyll grow mold
and Ill be on to some new shit
with you wishin' that I stop
your words are useless to me pimp
Im already on top
Idiot,
what else can I say besides illiterate,ignorant,lil inconsiderate bitch
Did you actually write that, or was it a computer glitch
Are you really a killer, you sound like fuckin' snitch
Justin, Acouwaila, 3 "topnotch" litlle tricks
Need I say more?...
***No fake ass MC's were harmed in this lyrical takeover***
Still no come back to mine topnotch :p
Hey cannabis dot com,:D
can I just drop bombs?
smoke a fatty choke ya daddy
Fuck w topnotch moms,
but she got crotch rot, aww,
it's makin me nauseas,
I bet you wishin now
that you had already squashed this.
:wtf:Anybody? I'm kinda getting bored w this????????????????????????????
(I have addddddddddddddddddddddd-Hd)
ok I guess im bout to call it quits
similar to talkin at a wall of bricks
rich? you aint ballin
probably got a wallet full of shit,
no dollars, just an id card
and a wad of lint
That reminds me,
you got a nasty mouth,heres a mint
for all that shit that you were talkin
about how you's a pimp
Im sorry, but you know your fragile
so go run home to mommy
and next time that you wanna battle
dont forget your army!
(ohhhhh...n-night;) )
Hey TNS how did you say that again...?..'kilt em' LOL
man yall aint done yet? i thought i kilt yall already..round 3...KNOCKOUT!
the only time yall ever ballin is when ya gettin dunked on
for a pair of speical edition sneakerz i can get this punk gone
im eatin ur raps n pretty soon im not gonna have nuttin ta munch on
chronisissy couldnt spit sick if he was rappin wit strep throat
campbell is caught in a traffic jam while im on a speed boat
n ill get ya moms stretched out on the bed like an elephant stomped her
n most of yall keep bitin mad bars like you tryna meet willy wonka
only time yall ever spittin out a sweet bars is if u chokin on hersheys
n i always got a hoe suckin on ma dick like a got a free slurpee
ill leave ya headless lookin like the headless horseman
and naw....i aint talkin about nexflix when i bring the extra clip to ur doormat
top notch move rocks, no landscappin
n my gun go pop, yours probly juss cave in
yall strugglin wit this rapshit while i make it look easy like a caveman
n lets be real, nunyall even a threat
im bombardin yall wit punches n yall aint even boxin yet
n all yall are under a G like the bottom of my shoes
u musta cut off my hands cuz im not feelin you
its over....
man, i would put something here.. but i'm lazy, i got enough keystyling in the other thread, lol
yall can already see that ma flow is superior so theres really no need to battle rap any futher, im the type to slide a ni99a in a box...while he eatin a white castle burger...lol
Lmao..
Check it..
I pick a bitch and Break-Em'-Fast, U got 10 minutes to lose, Make-Em'-Last!
It ain't friday the 13th but I'll put holes in yo face like da Jason-Mask!!
Look-Guy... from a Crooks-Eye, I can make dis Rook-Die..,
You couldn't get on "Death Row' if u signed with Suge-KNight! (hah)
You allways spit a Basic-Verse, and battlin' me jus Makes-It-Worse!!,
His rep wouldn't get "high" if he smoked a blunt n' Laced-It-First!..
Afraid of losin'?, Not-At-All, leave his crib, Spotted-Wall!,
I'll putta shell to yuh EAR but you wont HEAR a Water-Fall!
I be movin' tools on the block like I Work-On-Cars..
You makin' it mainstream a miracle like a Birth-On-Mars! (hah)..
LMAO cyrax, that was fucking fresh as hell
Thanks :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie
well.. i'm bored and it's late, so why not
uhh, jea.. i like cookies.. uh huh, i like cookies.. that's right.. i like cookies... check it
i like cookies, chocolate chip, oreo, or oatmeal/
i get hyper off the sugar, homie's like "hold still!"//
i'm like "HELL NAW, GIMME COOKIES MUTHA FUCKA!/
when the girl scouts come around i stick 'em up like suckas//
but not with a gun, 'cause you know i ain't strapped/
but know if you got a cookie in your hand, bitch, you're meetin the bat//
i loves me some cookies, vanilla, peanut butter, lemon/
don't forget to wait an hour before you go swimmin//
UHH, CHECK IT... Chips Ahoy up in this bitch.. Chipset represent!
On the real-though, my blade make yuh peel-slow
I wanna get some bread and i aint talkin bouta meal-hoe
my boys can put you on da history channel
how u got steam out yo barrel wit no clipin da handle
the muzzle on da kay can make yo hair turn to ashes
i had a hard day, im bout to lay n burn da hashish
i'm down for shootin stars but i aint needa wish
i'm down for gettin head but i aint feeda bitch
i got steady-aim, and cocaine for this ready-vain
kill you in your sleep, and have kids thinkin freddy-came
i wake up and ask myself why im so-sick,
cuz this rap shit can getcha more green then a glowstick
west side connecticut, high when da baretta-spit
yall aint get ass, you use ya hand instead-of-it
yall actin gang affiliated, rappin like you really made it
but you just some low grade chumps, kinda silly aint it?
im willing to never see the next-day
you pussy, and not the kind involved in sex-play
ill bury-ya-body, actin like a playa but youll marry-her-probly..
go head carry-ya-shotty, cuz your aim is very ungodly..
tired as fuck but I'm allways down to drop something....
i wonder what happened to Topnotch Swagger... i think he got scurred lmao
hahah I wonder where he at cuz he was acting very superior until I started dropping. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie
bring your squad bitch, 'cause i got plenty fam/
chanting in tongues, betwixt a satanic pentagram//
you'd make a fine addition to the bodies in my basement/
using a louisville slugger, i'm givin you a face dent// (LOL don't ask, it sounded good)
i got a garbage bag, and it's goin around your neck/
sufocation won't take long, just gimme a sec//
your breath stinks so bad you must suck a fine dick/
since you're into that i betcha want to give mine a lick//
since you're on my dick, i guess you ride my nuts/
where'd these wack rappers come from? nine-to-five fucks//
Probably your best drop yet, face dent :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie
yeah, i was kindof easy in Rap Battles 2 =/
improv shit is fresh as hell, but i'd rather do shit like this in forums where i have a little time to think instead of like.. real life or even chats and shit, i can do all that, but i can get hella more creative with even like 3 minutes to think
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie
This is just a little something to keep your ass in check
The muthaphukkin Evil Empire is still in effect
You claimin that you great, but Iā??m one of a kind
And your entire album cant match the power of even just one of my lines
Because everything I say or do may be fatal
Rock your children to sleep and then ignite their cradle
Slam the body on the floor and stomp it like a kick drum
Then scrape the brains off my boot like some old bubble gum
Now say what you wanna say but Iā??m out of you reach
And none of yaā??ll muthaphukkaz will ever fade my technique
Fuck peace, this is war, get fuck off my floor
Cuz when the shit goes down you the first out the door
You cant ever reach my kind of lyrical level
Not even if you manage to cut a deal with the fuckin devil
You think you can spit hard bars? Iā??ll make you jaw wired tight
And every time you shit its your mouth you hafta wipe
Thatā??s how much Iā??ll fuck your ass up cannabis
My lyrics are bitch seeking missiles and they never miss
Iā??ll make put your fuckin mouth on the goddamn curb
And your teeth shatterin will be the last thing you ever heard
And the last time anyone would have ever saw ya
Your body was chopped up and floatin up the river like you were tom fuckin sawyer
CYRAX wipe that cum off your back
Everytime you talk you get fucked because everyone knows you cant rap
You rhyme, sick with stick, play with day
With that stance theres no chance you can touch my relentless melee
And then theres your bitch Juggalo, and you know
I bet he begs you to let him eat up your little dicks cum load
This is a battle, and you sendin him compliments
And Iā??m sure Iā??ve got my point across of all your irrelevance
I wonder, should I stop now or should I go further?
Because every time I exhale its lyrical murder
Fuck it, TopNotchSwagger I hafta deliver yo mark ass a dagger
I bet no bitch would let you fuck her until the ambulance had already bagged her
Open your ears its pointless to resist
Each lyric I spit grows under your skin like a cyst
And youā??ll swear youā??ve just been bitten by a viper
But its just the fear that I got you in the crosshairs of my sniper
Iā??ve got the gun to your dome, pressin your temple
45 slug makes your head pop like a pimple
Never let me catch you walkin down the sidewalk
Because itā??s a habit that Iā??ll leave your ass traced in white chalk
Now you truly havenā??t met anyone thatā??s a threat
But thatā??s because you havenā??t stepped to someone like me yet
Naw fuck guns, my versus are more lethal than an attempt at suicide
If you shoot yourself in the head you have a better shot to survive
too long... too few good lines LOL
Too long for ya huh? I knew you couldnt keep up with me.
Yo cannabis campbellQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
all you ever do is ramble
you boast
and your posts piss of most
but you're rhymes can't take me down
I rep that east coast.
west coast is where I frown
It's time to hand me your balls
N' put on a wedding gown
Hey, you watch scarface every day
That movie is gay
you take movie requests
you need to forget it and just roll a jay
that thread is mediocre, at best
I'm done with this cat
and dat's dat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raider187
That's way too long
You're over compensatin' for a small schlong
If you saw me walkin down the street you'd run off
and be gone
you're soft
just turn your head and cough
you drink star bucks in your loft
then log on to canna
take of that bandanna
and go eat a banana
call up def jam
you're only shot
but damn
I've heard better from a robot
cross this cat off the list
while I go take a piss
You started this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by TopNotchSwagger220
I read the first two and wished I was dead
Thanks for bringin this shit back
you smokin crack?
everyone in here has worse lyrics then FACK
you're a hack
and won't even be able to write a good comeback
(*FACK is an eminem song)
You keep your shit small to make yourself feel bigQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabisis4for20
But bitch Iā??ll snap ya in half like a twig
I took four bitches out all at one time
While you struggle to complete just one of your whack ass lines
Call a truce now or itā??ll be your doom
And I highly suggest you do it as soon
As possible otherwise the damages on your side will be colossal
But cha didnā??t listen not like Jesus and his apostles
And now you have lost it all to gain nothing, not even a new religion
I just want you to know that blows hit with precision
And Iā??m never hesitant to run up in your crib then
Let safety slip let the bullet rip into you cerebral cortex
Send you through a motherfuckin vortex of death
Thatā??ll make you and your entire family gasp for breath
You eat be eating more meat than a maggot
If it wasnā??t for a banana youd still be a virgin, fuckin faggot
Your only defense that I make my shit to long
But thatā??s why Iā??m on top where I belong
You aint even worth the time to be put on a list
Because I bet a bitch like you sits down to take piss