hello everyone

i am dave
i live in england
in a village
thats shit

and also
this year will be my first year growing
when the stuff finally arrives
which is taking too long for my liking

i make bongs
or rather shotties

but i need some snazzy ideas for them

heres my workhorse...

the holes actually on the far side, not near, if you get me

i have a double er, barrel one, but it wont upload the pic

and some others, but nothing intresting

next im thinking of making a double chamber one
with jack daniels bottles

youll be able to freeze one of them full of water, to ultra cool the smoke when you toke

anyway
hello
iim dave

it's fun to make bongs. especially if you go all out.

welcome!

no way a village!!!!!!!!!!!!! tight
do u have knights? and castles?

Welcome

double one

er
i swear someone said there is a castle
and its not that bad really
reasonable amount of dope here

and thats all that matters tbh

Welcome! I got all excited when I read the first few lines because the way it was formatted, it looked like it was gonna be a poem or limerick.

Welcome!

it is a poem

but you just havnt noticed yet

Do I need to put on my weed glasses?
They're kind of like 3-D glasses, except they're metaphorical and occur when you smoke a bowl.

Welcome!

Welcome.