If ur rindin in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy

Diarrhea
do yall remember these if yall do reply with more of these goofy first grade rhymes

if your running up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea!!!!!!

When you slide for first, and you feel a burst, Diarrhea!

if your running down the hall and you feel something fall.....
Diarrhea

if ya smell sumthin funky its probly me....cuz im tha sheeee-iT!

Ahahahahah talk about a flashback...

omg they just keep on coming back to me!
if your sitting in a pool and you feel something cool
Diarrhea!
it wont let me rep you zino :mad:

silence pleaz, everybody freez, da da da da da......"faaaart"(sound)

when you're walkin' down the road and you feel somethin' explode

diarrhea

if you're slidin' into third, and out pops a turd...

When you're standin' in the shower
And you smell somethin sour,
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea

When you're sittin' in a class,
And that fart let out more than gas,
Diarrhea

If you feel something runny
And you don't think it's funny
Diarrhea

i have to admit i got all those off a website i found from google.

EDIT: these are funny - "You sound like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S Truman

when your walking through your house and leaving trails for a mouse, diarhhea

im trying to remember old ones from as a kid, but most of my favs are already in here. i also love the skit chappelle does where he has the choir singers doing the diarhhea song.

I don't think I have ever seen so many Shitty posts LOL :)


Cheers

NCM

When you're running down the track and something oozes out your crack Diarrhea

when your in doggy style and get hit with a wet pile
diarrhea

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

.....wow hahaha
if your slidin into home and you feel a little foam....diarrhea

hahaha those are the only ones i know that arent taken

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lol i said one very similar to that but i still enjoy the effort.

If there's something in your pants
and it smells a bit like France
DIARRHEA!

When you jump in the pool and you feel something cool, diarrhea , splat, splat, diarrhea

when your driving in the car and you hear something sar(?), diarrhea, splat splat, diarrhea

dave chappelle diarrhea ----> YouTube - Diarrhea!