Holy Crap! There ARE worse things than running out of toilet paper!

Ick!!!!

omg i would run out of the bathroom pants down if that happened!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I'd grab the plunger or toilet brush, then first ask the spider nicely to get the hell off my TP before beating the crap out of it.

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haahahahahahahahahaha

haha no I found the pic on the snopes message board. You would need like, 3 cans of raid for that thing!

is that a clock spider?

check this fucker out..

Holy hell! WTF where is that at?

all these pics of spiders are making me paranoid :(

crazy... with a spide bite that bad id at least expect some spidey powers from it

Brown recluse spider bite:

That spider bite looks like a brown recluse or hobo spider bite. Those spiders aren't that big, little more than a quarter for the big ones (leg span that is) I think. It's their venom, they usually bite humans if we lie down on one, or put our shoe on and they're inside. The bite can be painless and unnoticeable. After a while the venom starts to decay your tissue and shit. It's a necrotic type of venom. It's when you don't notice and leave it alone for a while that it can really do damage.

That one on the wall behind the clock is some large breed, I think from Australia. Pretty harmless if I remember correctly.

And that wierd one "camel spider"? What the fuck? Is that photoshopped?

EDIT: shit, the first spider bite I'm talking about. Rebgirls got some other brown recluse bites lol ... Spiders don't really scare me anymore, but I kill any spider that even looks remotely like a brown recluse, I fucking hate those things (and hobo spiders too).

rebgirl i got bit by a brown recluse and it makes a swolen spot with a hole in the middle of it but mine didnt get to bad bte ur really hot

clock spider aka huntsman spider

Huntsman spider is a common name given to the family Sparassidae (formerly Heteropodidae). The larger specimens of these spiders are called Wood Spiders in most parts of Australia, due to their common preference for inhabiting woody places (forest, mine shafts, etc).

These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia, New Zealand, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida, and Hawaii, and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.

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Originally Posted by Kottonmouth Prince

.... ur really hot

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Lmfao.... here we go

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Originally Posted by Kottonmouth Prince

rebgirl i got bit by a brown recluse and it makes a swolen spot with a hole in the middle of it but mine didnt get to bad bte ur really hot

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thanks hun, enjoy your red dot turning into a green dot

hahah yup thnx

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

well, the one i posted, after i thought it looked funky too, i read the webpage i stole it from. its a fishing lure, the only thing different about it though than the real thing is they dont have red fangs. they are also known as wind spiders and sun spiders or sun scorpions. live in iraq and bite soldiers all the time.

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Lol that thing's still crazy looking. That first pic, with the two eyes right next to each other LOL that's a funny looking face he's got there I think if I saw that I'd be laughin my ass off first..... then I'd get the fuck away from it lol.

^ Yeah actually in the 2nd pic theres two latched on together

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Brown recluse spider bite:

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I step on those fuckers at least twice a week and those deadly ass clear scopions:pimp:

shit today when I was out snapping in the middle of the desert I shot at a tire and I was about 100 yards away and that tire freakin came alive. I poped on my optics and I swear the was about 30-50 ratlers having and orgy in that tire, It was preaty fucked up too look at like a vison form hell or a HP love craft cover. I moved about 5 miles south away from the snake orgy, I know what alot of you are thinking but their is no use wasting a bunch of snakes if your not gonna eat-em

^ omg thats gross hahaha

That looks like a fake spider.

I had this toy spider (I'm sure many of you have seen these) that had a little tube attached to it and a bulb pump. You squeezed the bulb and it made it jump. I thought it was soooo cool.

Me and my best friend were getting high about 10 years ago on my boat dock late one night and we got fried. So I snuck the spider out and put it on the dock by him. Well after 5 minutes he finally notices it and the thing is so big it looks fake. So he's staring at it and just before he figures it out I squeezed the bulb and it jumps up at him. He gets up on his feet and just starts stomping on it. I'm like laughing my ass off and grabing him to keep him from destroying my magic spider. It was so funny! He said that he knew it was fake when he saw it then it jumped in the air and that made him completely change his mind that it was real. I got so many people with that thing.

If you did that to me....I would cry haha

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Originally Posted by Kottonmouth Prince

hahah yup thnx

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aww shit dude, i meant to give you positive rep.. sorry =/ i'll get you back when i can.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

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When I was in kindergarten I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. I almost died from it. It bit me on my thigh and while walking down the hall at school the next day I just fell and couldn't get up. I couldn't feel my legs. Was in the hospital for 2 weeks. It was horrible.

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When I was in kindergarten I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. I almost died from it. It bit me on my thigh and while walking down the hall at school the next day I just fell and couldn't get up. I couldn't feel my legs. Was in the hospital for 2 weeks. It was horrible.

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it's actually funny how many people know of black widdows.... but only a fraction know of brown recluses... i can't remember for a fact, but i think remember hearing brown recluses are even more dangerous... but not cuz of the venom, the venom is about the same... it's how much more common they are then black widows...

wow dro, thats intense!

Does anyone know were brown recluses live?

Identifying and Misidentifying the Brown Recluse Spider

wait I wiki'd it, they have alot of info, MWHAHAHAH NO WHERE AROUND ME! I live in PA, we only have wolf spiders really....and boy are they HUGE!

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wow dro, thats intense!

Does anyone know were brown recluses live?

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In dark, reclusive places, such as closets, attics, basements, places like that. They don't like to come out of hiding very much and try to stay away from people...

Here is a map for you reb that shows in shaded areas where they live and where they are spreading too. They love to be in dark places like your closet. That's why I hate having clothes in the closet. They also can get in your bed that's why every night before I go to bed I shake my sheets and covers. I never put on clothes or shoes without shaking them first. I hate spiders.

And slip your right a lot more people need to know about them and how to identify them. Not only do I have to deal with brown recluse but also black widows. We have found 2 in our house this year.

Here is a site too. Brown Recluse Spiders - Spider Information and Ways to Control

Apparently theres black widows in Pennsylvania but luckily it says we dont have any recluses. But....they are coming closer and closer.

There's one thing I'm more afraid of than running out of toilet paper, and it's spiders!!! I hate those little bastards.

I'll even sleep in a different room if there's a spider anywhere close to my bed. I don't go anywhere near em so I can't kill em.

That graph is a little inaccurate, they're more widespread than that. Here's a more accurate one taken from this website.

slipknotpsycho's right about that. Not many people know of them. And they do usually think of black widow's when they think of dangerous spiders (also tarantulas, even though they're not as dangerous as they're made out to be). I've never heard that about the numbers, but it wouldn't be surprising. I think though what makes them so dangerous is their venom, and combined with that the fact that most people don't know they've gotten bit at first or don't think it's a big deal that they got bit if they did know. It's so destructive when you don't get it treated because it just rots your flesh and it will spread.

EDIT: WTF!@!!!!!!!! Everyone keeps beating me to the punch today, WTF.... fucking dro, you .... lol dro it's all good just playing, but really wtf? I need to type faster or check the thread before I post, :wtf::jointsmile::jointsmile:

Yeah wikipedia had alot of great info about it. Brown recluse spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

dude a brown recluse will kill 99% of the population if not treated, A black widow will kill 60% of those if not treated. Most of us are alergic to their venom, If a brown Recluse bites yah I hear its bad you could die in a matter of hours.

We have these wolf spiders, and man are they aggressive. They like t build their nests in sand so they like cat boxes. One time my dad went to feed the cat and he noticed something in the cat box and wham, it was trying to jump at him but couldnt get over the side. So my dad used 3/4 of a can of raid to kill it. Ugh!!! Heres a pic of a wolf spider

And no one has ever died of a recluse bite. At least thats what it says in the wiki thing.

that spider is freaky it looks like it has armor instead of hair, I have herd of people dieing from recluse bites, about 5 years ago a 90 year old woman got bit on the chest and when they found her they said their was a cavity in her chest and half of her heart was eaten buy the venom, but other than that I think like the early 70's was the last recluse fatality, if it gets your chest it is bad cause the venom moves to your hart all at once

I fuckin' hate spiders!!!! This thread is making my palms sweat and my anxiety is kicking in. Let's talk about pancakes instead. Everyone like pancakes. At least I hope everyone does 'cause pancakes aren't scary like spiders are.

we don't have anything like that in the u.k most spiders here are small, hamless and cute, i love spiders.

fuck me all those fuckin spider pictures is gonna give me nightmares, if i seen any of those in real life id scream like a lil girl