OMFGLMAO...just read it...

OMG... LOLOLOLOL... gotta stop laughing enough to type this...

I just saw the funniest fucking thing a few minutes ago. I was coming back from going out for a walk and smoking my bowl, and im walking down the sidewalk...all of the sudden I see something in the middle of the sidewalk, It was an odd shape, and i couldnt make out what it was cause it was kinda dark... so I walk closer and see that it's a fuckin dead bunny head, there wasn't even that much blood around it... and the funniest part is it was sittin with the ears up and the bloody part down... just this disembodied rabbit head ...scared the shit out of me, but then right after I started laughing my ass off!

holy shit

wow

that's creepy

but i know if i was stoned and came across that in the dark, it would have made me laugh my ass off too. because, it is just a disembodied rabbit head sitting up with its ears up. haha oh wow just the thought of that is making me laugh now. who would be weird enough to do that and put that there like that? damn

funny?

o.0 have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

yuck

That's really not that funny.

Kinda creepy too be honest.

was his name frank maybe?

lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Uh... disturbing...

I mean if I were you, I'd be running in the opposite direction. It's like a bad omen.

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LOL. I would have booked too....

whoever did it is a sicko (unless it was already dead)
but that is kinda a funny find

I just don't see the humor in a dead bunny head just because its ears were sticking up...maybe I'd have to see it, like if it was making a funny face or something then I could kinda see it if your baked.

well the only way i would have booked is home, which was further down that way anyway, i was more just laughing at the randomness of it and because i was high earlier it just made me geek out laughing cause it scared the shit out of me but was so random, and of course you'd only see something like that while walking around high.

and i'll be watching for those damned planes

lol

You should of picked it up and took it home.:jointsmile:

Jumpy!!!!
NOOOOO!

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

that reminds me of how my old grey cat used to rip apart animals and eat either their head, or their body. and whichever she didnt want shed leave on the doorstep....and when you walked out the next morning if you missed sight of it as you opened the door, itd get all over the bottum of your foot or shoe. one time me and my brother got a video of her eating a bunny alive....you could hear the bones crunching in real life, but the camera was a really, really old digital camera so the video didnt record sound. :(. ill try and get him to email it to me so i can put it on youtube if you all wanna watch, haha.

its kinda like she was sharing with us, or maybe making sacrifices for us....maybe we are like gods to cats, and it was an offering.

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i have an 18 lb orange tabby cat who loves to eat (obviously!). one day after school (this was at least 4 years ago) i was walking up the path to my parents' house with my friend molly, and calvin (the fat cat) was laying on the side of the path, hunched over, and we couldnt see his face. i called to him, and he looked up, and had blood on his face, and a feather sticking out of his mouth. i swear he was smiling too. he was hunched over a bird that he was eating (i don't think he caught it, unless it was wounded, because he's so damn fat that he can run, but not that fast). we were freaked out and so we ran into my house and proceeded to make horrified glances out of the windows by the front door, in his direction. once he appeared to be finished, we went outside. all that was left on the ground was a feather. a feather. he ate the entire bird - feet, beak, everything. ew.

i also have another cat at my parents' house (5 cats there, 3 are mine) named zoe (she's a tortoiseshell cat :) so beautiful ) and she loves to bring "offerings" and leave them on the doorstep. she went through phases where she would bring just birds. then it was shrews. now it's plastic. any plastic that she finds, she brings to one of the outside doors...plastic...hrmmmm

here are my two wonderful kitties, calvin and zoe. and i have one more, chauncey. he's a sweetie :D

damn... thats fucked up

haha! poor bunny. but i think it was a cat.

Can't say I see what's funny about a poor little decapitated bunny myself...:wtf:

YOU FOUND MY HEAD!!! Please, send it back for me... im missing it so much...

HAHAHA

I saw the same thing one time when I went to my friends house, I just walked around back like I always do, and saw something that I thought was a mouse or something on the door mat then got close and noticed it was a giant bunny head....the thing had to be huge....freaked me out lol. Nice little "present" their cat left haha That would have been really trippy if I was high

hhaha i like the donnie darko references. but for real, thats fucked up

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Originally Posted by dankitydank

lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.

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lol

how is that funny at all

I was so stoned once I thought the swans were sinking in cement in a lake when it was just too dark to see the water.

I have a dog (Samoyed) who is a complete fat fuck. I would never in a million years picture her jumping up for anything. One day I was sitting on my porch looking at a lil' pigeon looking for food on my lawn. It flies upward flapping it's little wings, then out of the corner of my eye comes my a lard-ass excuse for a dog. She didn't jump, but more she flailed upward with her two hind legs staying on the floor - similar to how a shark eats. My dog caught the little bird and began the most gruesome murder / feast I've ever witnessed while making horrendous sounds that would make Dante and Victor Frankenstein flinch as she devoured the bird. There were other pigeons watching too but they didn't budge. lol.

i cant believe this thread isnt burried below others lol

In the wise word's of my elders "That shit would fuck...me...up!". Gotta' love those guys.

Lol you must be too high because I'm sober and I can't seem to find that funny. I think some one intentionally did that though, I mean a bunny head just sitting straight up chopped off? C'mon...

Why does wierd shit always happen when you're high? I've noticed this a lot - every time I get high wierd shit happens - something completely out of the ordinary.

I bet you come home tomorrow night and there are 10 rabbit heads in the street.

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Originally Posted by dankitydank

lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.

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that would be fuckin terrible...

That is really funny man.

And blazedbabe, youre orange cat looks just like a real garfield lol.

damn.. random bunny head.. :wtf: