tough question..

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lmfao

Top half Human.
I wouldn't like my offspring looking like fish.

Id have to take the normal mermaid,

hahaha jeez

Mermaid, for sure

Don't know.....think its a very good question. ;)

a....


you can at least kiss her..

:) :hippy:

The 'real' mermaid, so you'd at least have some company.
After all, you still have your left hand... :D

My son just looked over my shoulder and said "The real mermaid. No doubt about it. She's still got her mouth and her breasts. Plus, Mom, bony fish have two openings down below, one for egg release and one for evacuation."

He's not only his father's son (a quick assessor of any possible sexual potential), he also clearly was listening in all those zoology classes he had.

Damn he IS one sharp kid. And Stinky makes a good point also.....hey.... maybe we women CAN think like men. (ummmmm....):eek:

Ps.....this is going to sound sarcastic but I honestly don't mean it that way. I'm really glad to see the guys going for the top half....I honestly thought there would be more bottom half answers. :thumbsup:

First one definitely

The second one is just.... lol... o so creepy. :)

id get head all day
then we can conversate
and she can smoke with me

but if shes a chatterbox whos vegeterian im taking the bottom half

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

My son just looked over my shoulder and said "The real mermaid. No doubt about it. She's still got her mouth and her breasts. Plus, Mom, bony fish have two openings down below, one for egg release and one for evacuation."

He's not only his father's son (a quick assessor of any possible sexual potential), he also clearly was listening in all those zoology classes he had.

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Haha, that's great.

I'd probably have to go with the Mermaid. I mean, I could survive with a beautiful woman half...with a mouth.

Seriously, wouldn't you feel downright disgusted staring into the eyes of that fish thing while you were making sweet, passionate love to it?

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Originally Posted by Weedhound

I'm really glad to see the guys going for the top half....I honestly thought there would be more bottom half answers. :

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lol I did too.

You mans are the BESTEST today!

I couldnt imagine being with either. Fish people? Damnit, that kinda thing should stay on southpark. I'd rather go without.

Top half. She can still give head

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

and for all we know, the fish might be really loose or super-tight.

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Well, as Birdgirl's munchkin pointed out, you DO have the choice... vent? cloaca? HAHAHAHAHA

Mmmhmm the sweet sweet cloaca!

choose the mermaid because you can always paperbag her tail :)

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Originally Posted by switch226

choose the mermaid because you can always paperbag her tail :)

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lmao me too i would take this one becausse it always has a mouth to suck your dick :thumbsup:

wait wait..the mermaid has gills..she cant give head! =0
now choose!