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Alright I am a little blazed and was thinking about this the other day and right now I guess. But I know when I get a hard on and I want it to go away in a hurry that I think of a can of string beans. What does everyone else think of without intervention of "ice cubes" lol. ;)
God and senior citizens.....VERY OLD crpyt-keeper like senior citizens....i'm talking 90-100+....and the God thing is just imagining someone watching me lol...creeps me the fuck out.
lol oh god. My buddy always tells me he thinks of his parents orgasm faces... I'm just not that much of a trooper to do that :(
haha, in some situations it has to be the most extreme thing possible to make it go fast, so its normally - nob getting chopped off or balls, or babies getting hurt, both v effective
lol hopefully it wont stay up if you think about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
I love being a girl, I can sit at work all day and think about sexual fantasies and no one would kno if I was thinking about that or the work im supposed to be doing. its fun
grannies!
Think about anything and everything as long as its not to do with sex lol.
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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
If for some reason I need to stop being horny I think of how embarrassing it would be for someone to know what I was thinking. Thankfully that situation doesnt come up very often and I'm free to think about what ever I want
this does the trick..
:O
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
hee hee
My wiener just fell off.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicalHerb
Magical herb that might be one of the nastiest and unhealthy things I've ever seen.
I was talking to some friends of mine at work the other day and I got mixed answers ranging from "a super fat baby... to the christmas tree air fresheners you put in your car!"
The AIDz I contracted in '69 when men were men and the sheep were scared.
Jackie Stallone and Cherie Blair doing a bit of girl on girl that does it for me.
Cheers
NCM
I just talked to another guy at work tonight and he suggested thinking of what used to happen at neverland ranch :(
actualy i don't think about anything in particular... i just stop focusing on whatever 'sexy' thing is making it that way.... normally i don't give a shit, but it used to happen to me alot in school... you know, in junior high right about the time you start hiting puberty, and the girls start getting asses and tits... lol... god i hated those days... it'd always pop up right at the end of class too when i gotta get up and walk to my next class...