outdoor sex bust near my grow spot!

The cops are all the time bustin' dudes for public sex and nudity in local parks in my town. WTF... go get a room or be slick enough to not get busted. If you're worried about your spouse or friends seeing you, get a divorce! Be real, you know?

Anyway, to get to my grow spot I park at a culdesac, and then walk through the woods. I drive up to the culdesac at lunchtime the other day, and there are two cars there. One is an SUV that is running (!) and has very dark tinted windows in it. Sure, it could've been dudes smoking up... but I just had a feeling it was a couple of dudes bringing attention (and possibly Leo) down on my grow spot. The last thing I need is the five-oh running around my plants looking for naked men.

So I pull up, get my mountain bike off my rack (my "cover" whenever I go to my spot), ride right up to the SUV close enough to see through the tint a little, and just stare at these two naked dudes in the back. LOL. I gave them a confused "WTF!?" look, then turned around and rode into the woods. After a minute I heared doors slamming and tires squealing as they got the hell outa dodge. Ha! I doubt they'll be back.

I guess I might be sort of mean, but hey, I can't be dealing with that shit at my grow area. Plus I had to get some plants I had hidden in the bushes at the culdesac so I could bring them back to the grow area. I wasn't gonna let these dudes see me get my plants and walk into the woods.

you know, your thread was removed for a reason....

still sounds offensive to me...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you know, your thread was removed for a reason....

still sounds offensive to me...

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I don't see why. Some dudes were doin the hooky do near his grow spot and he made a thread about it. Not that offensive.

I didn't know it was removed. I didn't get a notice. And when I looked for it later in the day I thought I must've just forgotten to hit submit or something.

Why did it get removed? What is so offensive about it? After you said that, slipnot, I edited it just in case to take out the F-bomb, the word "crazy" describing people who get caught having public sex, and the word "homosexual". I didn't know those words were banned or whatever (if they are).

he reworded it yes.. but coupled with what he put earlier, and the 'tone' he has in this one... still sounds offensive...

meh, doesn't offend me... it just has an offensive tone to it o.0 ... was just making an observation...

how can text have a tone......dont be mad cause he caught you with your boyfriend in a truck....homo

oh boy, you caught me i'm a homo.... ;)

btw text can have a tone...

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tone /toʊn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tohn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, noun, verb, toned, ton·ing.
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b. an interval equivalent to two semitones; a whole tone; a whole step.
c. any of the nine melodies or tunes to which Gregorian plainsong psalms are sung.

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b. that state of the body or of an organ in which all its functions are performed with healthy vigor.
c. normal sensitivity to stimulation.

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Originally Posted by NOX1447

how can text have a tone......dont be mad cause he caught you with your boyfriend in a truck....homo

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Hahahaha! I'm sorry but this made me crack up...

Slipknot I suggest you stop listening to slipknot and light up.....

It's okay...no ones out to get you.

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Originally Posted by NOX1447

how can text have a tone......dont be mad cause he caught you with your boyfriend in a truck....homo

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LMAO. That's damn funny.

P.S. - I'm not anti-homosexual. Whatever my personal feelings are towards it (I'm against it personally), I would never force my beliefs on anyone else. However, I do retain the right to scare anyone away from my grow spot that I want to (using only legal means of course). hehe

lol im funny guys!....YAY

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Originally Posted by GonzoForever

Slipknot I suggest you stop listening to slipknot and light up.....

It's okay...no ones out to get you.

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hello pot, this is kettle.. :wtf:

i guess yal assume i'm angry or something? :confused: like i said, just an observation...

BUTTERMILK PANCAKES!!

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Originally Posted by bobthenuker

BUTTERMILK PANCAKES!!

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lol ignore this post

Text can have a tone. This doesn't sound offensive but I didn't see the other post.

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Originally Posted by sharpestoner

Watch out! Those 2 naked dudes having sex in the back of an SUV could be under-the doona-cover cops!

They'll try anything to bust a nut!;)

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Naked undercover cops aren't the problem. Naked men stealing your hard-grown (no pun intended) weed to smoke during their secret lunch break encounters is another story.

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Originally Posted by jsn9333

Naked undercover cops aren't the problem. Naked men stealing your hard-grown (no pun intended) weed to smoke during their secret lunch break encounters is another story.

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Hahaha. That's weird. Your town sounds kinda weird man...a bunch of people having sex outdoors all the time.:stoned: it's so messed.

just make sure you show up there regular i suppose and make your self known.. maybe do a skid on your bike or something. I dont see how this is offensive in any way either..

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Originally Posted by azure

just make sure you show up there regular i suppose and make your self known.. maybe do a skid on your bike or something. I dont see how this is offensive in any way either..

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I find the whole idea of sex in the woods extremely offensive.

lol

thats why people put booby traps in their grows.

lol this made me think about a few years ago when I was working on a project for the city testing surface waters on all the lakes, which mostly had parks near them. There was this one park where my coworker and I went a couple times a week to take samples, and this couple who were ALWAYS there making out at lunch time. Like, serious affair material... it cracked us up big time. So naturally what's a CD collection if it doesn't contain the Eagles... we'd roll up there blasting the song "Lying Eyes" EVERY time we saw their car. It was fucking hysterical.

they sure busted a nut! lol

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Originally Posted by KingsBlend420

Hahaha. That's weird. Your town sounds kinda weird man...a bunch of people having sex outdoors all the time.:stoned: it's so messed.

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LOL... my town is your town my friend. I've seen you post in my local section (down in NC... Apex to be specific). I don't know what it is, but it seems like all the George Michael's of the country come here to use our woods and our restrooms. I'm not fucking kidding either. So... watch where you drop the soap I guess.

Do people have this stuff going on everywhere? I know that in general public restroom/freeway rest area's are good to avoid. But do the cops in California or other places bust men in large numbers doing the spanky in the woods?

I went to NCSU in Raleigh, and there was a bathroom in their main math building that was frequented by gay men looking for sex.

I had more then one of them come up to my stall and literally peak in on me while I was sitting on the throne (and they were not trying to be discreet about it either). One of them was a freakin' 300lb. 6'2" dude straight outa green mile. I 'bout had a heart attack. I had to kick the door and tell him to get the fuck away from me.

This happened to like 2-3 of my classmates too... all the time different men (different races, ages, etc). On of my brothers literally knocked a dude out in that bathroom and left him lying on the ground because he caught the dude staring at him through a crack in the door frame and masturbating. (Brother was fresh outa marine boot camp at the time... LOL)

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

lol this made me think about a few years ago when I was working on a project for the city testing surface waters on all the lakes, which mostly had parks near them. There was this one park where my coworker and I went a couple times a week to take samples, and this couple who were ALWAYS there making out at lunch time. Like, serious affair material... it cracked us up big time. So naturally what's a CD collection if it doesn't contain the Eagles... we'd roll up there blasting the song "Lying Eyes" EVERY time we saw their car. It was fucking hysterical.

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Hehe, nice.

too funny eagles just came on the radio as i was reading that, not lying eyes though. (easy) its more common than you think to have a spot thats known for that kind of activity. even our little area has one.