Waiting for parents to go 2 sleep

[align=center]I wanna go smoke out of my bowl seeing that I still have a good amount of Purp left and don't have anything to do 2[/align]nite. but I can't until my parents go to sleep or at least go to their room.
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This is the shit I have to do to smoke at my house:[/align]

-I have no doorknob on my bedroom door because I already got caught smoking - from my brother fucking TXT messages he left on his phone - anyways

- I have to leave the computer light on in my room and slowly sneak out seeing that my parents room is right across from mine

-close door and walk down to kitchen

-once in the dark kitchen I have to slowly unlock the basement door and creep my way down 2 or three steps and shut the door b4 I put the stairway lights on.

-Once at the bottom of the steps I turn off the stair lights and turn the basement lights to a light dim.

- I then proceed to the workroom where I can break and pack the weed into a bowl.

-Once the bowl is packed I then proceed to clean the area - ( this will be nearly impossible to do while stoned or it just takes forever.)

- I then slowly exit the door in my basement to the outside area which is under my porch.

-Once Im outside I close the door, but not all the way just so it sticks and looks closed from far away.

-I stand under my porch and stare into the night allowing enuf time for my eyes to adjust to the darkness.

-Once I can actually see I then go to my smoking spot on the side of my house.

-I smoke and then silently creep up back to my room

basically I repeat this process every night - Ive been doing it for like a month so I got pretty smooth at it. - If I decide to smoke out of a bong the list has a couple more steps.

It is 10:26 right now and my parents are still in their room but not really asleep because I can still hear them talking and getting rdy for bed. but at about 11pm or so if I think it is safe ill sneak down.


ne1 else have to go thru shit like this? - I feel it would be so amazing to live at my own place and just smoke at my computer desk or sumthing in peace!

Unlucky, well seeing as they dont want you smoking it in their house why dont you just say your going to the shop or something make up some excuse and have it down the street or something?

They dont let me go out after like 10pm... but I really need to conquer the fear of driving while stoned. It would make smoking for me so much easier - then again I don't really have my own car yet I use a car my dad uses to take down to the airport like every week. but yeah you are right I could just drive somewhere, hot =box then come back.

nope... i would just wait til they went to sleep.....
walk outside and smoke....
and walk back in.
one time she woke up and crossed my path and she said
"don't eat all the food!!!"

it was a weird/scary/funny moment.

5 just go into the bathroom and pretend to to take a shower. BEfore you start smoking wait for steam to start coming from the shower, then put a towel at the crack f the door and just blow out the window. I do it all the time and never get caught. The steam totally kills the smell. Maybe spray some freshner after if ur not sure but wut ur doing seems like too much to me. For bonus points use a doob tube when u blow out the window but i dont that cuz what im doing works prettyfine. Also start burning sage, if she ever smells something just blame it on the sage cuz they have simialar smells. It has beenvery effective for me.

How old are you?

whenever i go to the abandoned school across the street where me and my friends chill and smoke in this field i have to leave my tv on, stuff my bed to look like im there, then i climb out my second story bedroom window, which faces a main street. then i run across the street and my friend and i will smoke a bowl. i havent tried getting back in the window high:jointsmile:, but usually i open the sliding door downstairs so when i come home i just open that and slide back in my house and chill downstairs. my parents dont usually wake up at night and they dont care that i make pizza pockets at 3 in the morning so its all good :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

How old are you?

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And there it is folks, the million dollar question.

I'm 17 yrs old

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Originally Posted by CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420

whenever i go to the abandoned school across the street where me and my friends chill and smoke in this field i have to leave my tv on, stuff my bed to look like im there, then i climb out my second story bedroom window, which faces a main street. then i run across the street and my friend and i will smoke a bowl. i havent tried getting back in the window high:jointsmile:, but usually i open the sliding door downstairs so when i come home i just open that and slide back in my house and chill downstairs. my parents dont usually wake up at night and they dont care that i make pizza pockets at 3 in the morning so its all good :thumbsup:

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hahaha nice dude!

i like your technique too dude. during the day i always practice my climbing cuz thers one part of my window that creaks. oh well, not too much longer and well be out of our houses

im sorry you have to go through so much just to toke. alls i need to do is step out on the back porch. really the only person that gets angry with me when i smoke is my little bro, he is such an asshat. but such is the life when you live with your folks

haha i kinda feel bad for you...

but honestly man...

even without a doorknob, just get a fan, open a window... and exhale into the fan right next to the window... your room wont smell like weed at all if done right..

and if you wanna be even more protective, make a sploof... if you don't know what it is, google it... it basically changes the smoke to smell like dryer sheets haha...


and I know how you feel, at one point I had to go through that shit..well, have fun and keep tokin :jointsmile:

Well its not really an issue for me but....my room normally smells of weed and catpiss, so I put some airfreshener plug-in things, a car air freshener, put on the fan(doesn't have to be towards to window, I actually put it on facing away from the window), and sometimes open the window.

if i am smoking alone or somebody is spending the night (or my dad doesnt know they are there) i can just smoke in my room otherwise i have them go outside and i hand it down from my window incase my dad checks me (hasnt ever but cant be too safe)

wen i did it i just burned some insence turned up the air con and blew out the window which now looking back on it was probably not the best way to go abt it but i didnt get caught that way

Man dude i feel for you. Most of the time i have to wait until my parents go to sleep at night to smoke. Lucky for me I'm an only child and the master bedroom where my parents sleep is on the first floor and my room is on the second floor. Plus the upstairs bathroom sort of connects to my room so i just go in there at night and smoke up, come back into my room and chill. btw I'm 16.

You sound pretty stealthy, just don't get complacent.

I hope one day you're smoking at your computer desk, like I am :stoned:

I used to sneak at night. Now I just go to the gym at night lift from 9-10pm and smoke in the park outside afterwards before I come home, itsh nice

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Originally Posted by JimmyBoy20

They dont let me go out after like 10pm... but I really need to conquer the fear of driving while stoned. It would make smoking for me so much easier - then again I don't really have my own car yet I use a car my dad uses to take down to the airport like every week. but yeah you are right I could just drive somewhere, hot =box then come back.

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Nice avy

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Originally Posted by CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420

whenever i go to the abandoned school across the street where me and my friends chill and smoke in this field i have to leave my tv on, stuff my bed to look like im there, then i climb out my second story bedroom window, which faces a main street. then i run across the street and my friend and i will smoke a bowl. i havent tried getting back in the window high:jointsmile:, but usually i open the sliding door downstairs so when i come home i just open that and slide back in my house and chill downstairs. my parents dont usually wake up at night and they dont care that i make pizza pockets at 3 in the morning so its all good :thumbsup:

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One time I snuck out of my basement window (Which was hard as fuck cuz it was basically right under the cieling)

and when I came back in at like 5 am I fuckin broke it.....

I got caught.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

You sound pretty stealthy, just don't get complacent.

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Ya, you sound like a ninja stoner. I'm lucky enough that even though my roommates say no to smoking I can just climb out on my roof and smoke at night. During the day I just go on a walk.

Starting August 1 I'll be able to smoke in my bathroom cus I'll have my own :D

Yeah my routine is a little different. I dont really have to leave the house if i just want to smoke before bed, my mom knows i chief and is basically, well i guess not happy about it, but allows it because she knows that it helps me and shit... But when i want to go out to chill with people or something, my routine is usually the same. I turn on the music in my room, you know grateful dead or whatever, i dont gotta stuff my bed, but then i just walk downstairs quietly, if im using the car i will turn the stove fan on low to keep the dogs from barking at the doors closing and the bass and shit haha, but i just usually slide out through the sliding door in back, walk around the side of the house, get in the car and roll out. Kinda easy i guess...

I would smoke out of my window - but its like 15ft away from the main street and it's facing all the other houses. I' kinda sketch about it because I know one of my neighbors is really fuckin wierd and like patrols the neighborhood at night and shit - cuz hes usually around the neighborhood park with his flashlight like at 2am........ hes really strange.... even my mom thinks hes got issues.

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5 just go into the bathroom and pretend to to take a shower. BEfore you start smoking wait for steam to start coming from the shower, then put a towel at the crack f the door and just blow out the window. I do it all the time and never get caught. The steam totally kills the smell. Maybe spray some freshner after if ur not sure but wut ur doing seems like too much to me. For bonus points use a doob tube when u blow out the window but i dont that cuz what im doing works prettyfine. Also start burning sage, if she ever smells something just blame it on the sage cuz they have simialar smells. It has beenvery effective for me.

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Omg, I do that allmost everyday, lol.

To be honest, if your parents sleep soundly, you can pull off smoking in your room quite easily. All you need is a fan, some febreeze, and a tiny bit of incense... Just smoke what youre smoking, put the fan in the window run it for a few minutes, take that down burn a teeny bit of incense (like a half inch off of a stick) and then spray some febreeze. shouldnt smell at all in the morning. you do need a towel under the door and in any vents though.

like a fucking bankjob. It sucks having parents who are smart.

I just pull out a bag from my drawer, pack a bowl on my desk put it in the bong which is underneath my desk and smoke.

I normally use incense cause my parents know the smell but turn a blind eye if the incense is on.

Why not do it after a shower?

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Originally Posted by JimmyBoy20

[align=center]I wanna go smoke out of my bowl seeing that I still have a good amount of Purp left and don't have anything to do 2[/align]nite. but I can't until my parents go to sleep or at least go to their room.
[align=center]
This is the shit I have to do to smoke at my house:[/align]

-I have no doorknob on my bedroom door because I already got caught smoking - from my brother fucking TXT messages he left on his phone - anyways

- I have to leave the computer light on in my room and slowly sneak out seeing that my parents room is right across from mine

-close door and walk down to kitchen

-once in the dark kitchen I have to slowly unlock the basement door and creep my way down 2 or three steps and shut the door b4 I put the stairway lights on.

-Once at the bottom of the steps I turn off the stair lights and turn the basement lights to a light dim.

- I then proceed to the workroom where I can break and pack the weed into a bowl.

-Once the bowl is packed I then proceed to clean the area - ( this will be nearly impossible to do while stoned or it just takes forever.)

- I then slowly exit the door in my basement to the outside area which is under my porch.

-Once Im outside I close the door, but not all the way just so it sticks and looks closed from far away.

-I stand under my porch and stare into the night allowing enuf time for my eyes to adjust to the darkness.

-Once I can actually see I then go to my smoking spot on the side of my house.

-I smoke and then silently creep up back to my room

basically I repeat this process every night - Ive been doing it for like a month so I got pretty smooth at it. - If I decide to smoke out of a bong the list has a couple more steps.

It is 10:26 right now and my parents are still in their room but not really asleep because I can still hear them talking and getting rdy for bed. but at about 11pm or so if I think it is safe ill sneak down.


ne1 else have to go thru shit like this? - I feel it would be so amazing to live at my own place and just smoke at my computer desk or sumthing in peace!

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mine is definately not as intricate as yours. i live with just my mom (she knows i smoke btw, she doesnt approve, but she knows she cant stop me) and all i have to do is wait for her to go to bed, pack a bowl in my room, and i can leave as soon as she shuts the door, although i wait a minute or so. i just open my door quietly and walk to my front door, open that quietly without shutting it all the way, go to the back of my house where my bedroom window is.. smoke a bowl or light up a j, come back in the house, lock everything up, go back in my room, or ill go on the computer which is in the living room. probably have a snack or someting.. sometimes i just smoke in my room when shes asleep tho, and blow my hits out the window. it still smells like weed in the morning tho when she comes in so i try not to do that too often. she always knows when i smoke in my room, unless shes at work. because then i have time to air it out, about 1 hour or so..

just wait for my parents to go to sleep than smog out my closet
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vaporizer.... or just use a 1 hitter! in your room then if you hold it it long enough... you cant even tell!!!

Don't use incense that just screams hiding something. Go buy some scented candles. It will make your room smell great and it looks awesome having like 8-9 of em lit at once. Anyone else do this?

I live in a new neighborhood that has about 10 houses going up on one road, Luckily I only have 1 neighbor. Houses to the right of ours are still being built and there is just forest/clearing across from us until more houses get built. If I want to sneak out I just go outside through the front door or ill leave the garage door open so it doesn't make any noise and just walk out. I only do that if I feel like it. I usually just wait for them to fall asleep then, light up and smoke out my window. Febreeze/Fan to cover it up and then I shower bc I love it when I'm high and it covers up some smell. We have a fairly big house and my room is in the second floor all the way in the back and my parents is on the otherside of the house downstairs, so its pretty easy to smoke.

what i do is i get y fan and face it out the window so i blow the smoke towards that and it goes out the window
thenwhile i smoke i light 2 or 3 nag champa incense sticks
and im good

That sucks that some of you have to go through all of that to smoke. I love having my own apartment, but for the summer I am back at home so I smoke when my parents are at work or I just go over to a friends :smokin:

Sucks for some of u, i jus light and smoke.

That really sucks, one thing i suggest u said u have to clean up after u break the shit up..get like a altoids box or somthing and break it up in there..then there will be no cleanup. My mom knows I smoke, she just doesnt like me doing it in the house but i do anyway when theres a strech where shes not home or asleep, she caught me multiple times though..just yells somthing stinks! and im just like must be some bad insence..then she leaves me alone even though we both know she knows what im doing but i never admit it lol.

Lol, suck for all you that gotta do this shit, my family is a toker group, I can just pull it out and get baked... but I do like sneaking one every now and again.. lol (More for me)

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Originally Posted by SingingSkittles

Lol, suck for all you that gotta do this shit, my family is a toker group, I can just pull it out and get baked... but I do like sneaking one every now and again.. lol (More for me)

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So you can be sitting watching TV with your family and just pull out a bowl and start smoking? If that's true then I envy you.

:rasta:

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Originally Posted by SingingSkittles

Lol, suck for all you that gotta do this shit, my family is a toker group, I can just pull it out and get baked... but I do like sneaking one every now and again.. lol (More for me)

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my parents usually dont go upstairs unless they want to talk to me for some reason (they usually just call me down) or they are taking a shower, so i can just smoke in my room, but ya, sometimes i WANNA sneak it lol just for that stealthy feeling lol like haha u cant catch me
i still laugh inside whenever i remember my friends face when he said "you just walk around ur house with a bong in ur hand?!" lol

brandon didnti say that lo