Post here if you are a narc

Hey all,

I just wanted to give everybody a head's up and let you know that the narcs do create accounts and try to solicit you for drugs on these forums. Know what is smart--don't send seeds through the mail. If bud is illegal in your country (like the USA) use your head, don't put a picture of yourself with 10 foot tall marijuana plants with a copy of your social security card laying around.

A long while ago I got a random email from a guy (a cannabis.com member with very few posts), asking me if I could sell him some marijuana seeds. I told him that I would if he would go along with a long drawn-out ploy to waste his time. After a long time of emailing back and forth I told him that selling marijuana to strangers on the internet was illegal and scary. I told him that if he smokes marijuana he will become addicted to crack cocaine because it really is a gateway drug. Lastly I told him to fuck off and die; the fucker immediately stopped emailing me after I let him know I was on to him.

this could have been a notorious 419 scam, or it could have been a narc. i don't know which one is worse!

So use your heads. The narcs are bored and they want to bust people to look good for their boss and media. Don't post your grow on Myspace along with yourself holding guns. Let's just be aware that this is the internet, you might as well paint a big red fucking target on your chest that says "jail me" if you think you are immune to the laws (which are fruitless).

Keep toking!

Ian

We all know this why the hell order marijuana online anyway when you can probbaly get it next door or just down the road weed is everywhere.

i posted this because i was reading Cannabis culture and some kids were busted for posting pics of taking bong rips on myspace. by kids i mean 17 year old kids being busted by the school resource officers.

what exactly does a school resource officer do? my school resource officer was a big fat pig who walked around the campus on lunch break trying to chat up the 16 year old girls. i would always tease him in a passive aggressive way because he SUCKED COCK. no he wasnt gay but he was a bitch and i let him know he was substandard and not fit to be a human being at all. why are my tax payer dollars going to pay a school resource officer?

I'm a narc...just look at my name...says it all.:thumbsup:

i'm coming for you pothead teenagers

How can they prove anything from bong pics. They dont know it was cannabis. Those guys coulda just said it was lawn grass or something.

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Originally Posted by officerleeroy

I'm a narc...just look at my name...says it all.:thumbsup:

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yeah officer leeroy is the boards police, he keeps everyone here on a leash.. if anyone gives him shit or he dont like the way your posting, dodgy pics etc, he will be in contact with the police in your area and you will be arrested.

I don't smoke.
I am a liar.
I am a bullshitting poser piece of shit liar. I've never smoked pot in my life.
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Originally Posted by onequestion

How can they prove anything from bong pics. They dont know it was cannabis. Those guys coulda just said it was lawn grass or something.

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I know its bullshit..a picture CANNOT be used as proof in court its not good enough... besides do you know how GOOD some people are at photoshopping these days.

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Originally Posted by onequestion

How can they prove anything from bong pics. They dont know it was cannabis. Those guys coulda just said it was lawn grass or something.

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tobacco would be more realistic.

Tobacco is not green though.. lol its brown

screw the government i dont give a crap i got all the herb i need right here in my town.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

yeah officer leeroy is the boards police, he keeps everyone here on a leash.. if anyone gives him shit or he dont like the way your posting, dodgy pics etc, he will be in contact with the police in your area and you will be arrested.

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Exactly.;)

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Tobacco is not green though.. lol its brown

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it starts off green it turns brown when they dry it

yeah but when you buy it.. its brown :)

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

I know its bullshit..a picture CANNOT be used as proof in court its not good enough... besides do you know how GOOD some people are at photoshopping these days.

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It's also bullshit that schools try to butt into peoples out of school lives. If they have a problem they can turn us over to the police. My friend was tricked by the the school to rat out his dealer. I go to a private school too and they said they woould expell him because the have video of him smoking. I fucking hate school, and private school especially. God thing im going public next year.

I'm a narc, in that I report your illegal actions to the High Council of Wizards... but I've turned them all onto that potent halfling pipeweed (potent shit), so it's all good:jointsmile:

"if i dont call the cops, my neighbor will"... lol j/k!!! ...they have signs that say that shit near my house

I never once read about a bust from here... I read a couple out of My Space,,,look at the difference in sites... My Space is like a freakin addressbook and advertised everywhere...

several years back we had this marvelous idea to start a site devoted to the use of illegal drugs. we imagined that the information gleaned from thousands of potheads would be quite valuable and, as an extra added bonus, we could arrest a few of the less careful growers who so proudly post incriminating pictures of their grows. imagine our chagrin when we started arresting these miscreants and found that time and again we were arresting fellow law enforcement officers. it seems that of the thousands of registered members only 17 actually use the evil weed. the rest are officers and functionaries of law enforcement from dozens of countries and hundreds of agencies around the world. we also found that of the 17 felons who did partake of this devilish herb, 12 were legitimate medical users and the other 5 were already incarcerated and were using internet connections inside of their various penal institutions to access this forum. after further research we determined that all 5 of those inmates had been arrested for criminal jaywalking and sentenced to life imprisonment.

so, after years of intensive investigation costing billions of taxpayer dollars we have come to one very important conclusion. marijuana use can be directly linked to jaywalking and similar crimes against humanity.

HEY COP I'M GROWING IN MY GARDEN :S3::S4:

lol @ title.....

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Originally Posted by Skink

My Space is like a freakin addressbook and advertised everywhere...

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And they asked me why I deleted my account...

psshhh

A dude in my area just got busted for posting something on myspace. Actually a couple days ago I slipped and put something up there I shouldn't have, but a good friend was quick to point it out and I deleted that shit as soon as I could. Actually I'm sure my shit's being watched, I have a music profile so it's easy to see how many people look at my shit from the number of plays I get a day, which is usually well over 100, which is uncommon for just some dude who puts up a few songs he recorded with a computer mic... Most more well know artist get a lot less plays than that a day...

i put the narc in narcotics... well not really but idk never heard that b4 but im sure its been said or somethin

they can check if a image has been edited so if ur gonna upload a pic maybe modify it like very minor so u cant tell or like put words on it... that way ur pic has been modified and they can see that it was photoshopped

I'm searching for NARCOTICS, specifically MARIJUANA!

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Originally Posted by officerleeroy

I'm a narc...just look at my name...says it all.:thumbsup:

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is that from the liam lynch song?

It really shows how much our government knows about drugs when they classify cannabis as a "narcotic". Wait a minute, let's take a look at the word "narcotic". I believe it comes from the greek "narcosis" which means "to induce sleep". Specifically these drugs are opiates/opioids such as heroin, opium, morphine, codeine, etc. Marijuana has no pharmacological propertities which would warrent the classification of it as a narcotic--it doesn't bind to the opiate receptors like a narcotic does.

Stupid fucking government.

PS--does anybody want to buy some illegal drugs for me? private message me I'll give you my social security number if u promise you aren't a cop!!!!

im a narc!!!!!!

BTW... Fuck no narc here. .:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist

PS--does anybody want to buy some illegal drugs for me? private message me I'll give you my social security number if u promise you aren't a cop!!!!

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we already have your ss#. we also know your home phone, mother's maiden name, shoe size and what you have for breakfast. buried in our files are all of your personal preferences and vital statistics. we just can't seem to figure out who has the keys to the file cabinets.:wtf:

I work for the government but I'm in the business of handing out millions of dollars to help save lives, not destroy them. I'm the guy you want in the government, I'm your mole. I'm the guy who will bring down the system when I run for mayor in ten years. :hippy:

No, no narc here. :D

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Originally Posted by Oh My High

I'm the guy who will bring down the system when I run for mayor in ten years. :hippy:

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once you become mayor you will become the enemy. sorry, but that's just the way it works.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

once you become mayor you will become the enemy. sorry, but that's just the way it works.

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*snaps fingers* Damn, there went those plans.

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Originally Posted by Oh My High

*snaps fingers* Damn, there went those plans.

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i'm afraid you failed to read the fine print. it's all in the contract. i believe it's under the heading of "power corrupts".

i had some guy in the states trying to buy some weight a while back since i told him i lived in the uk and he was still cool with that i told him where to go never saw him again. be smart peops u never know whose on the end of the connection.

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Originally Posted by Nocturnal Stoner

is that from the liam lynch song?

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It sure is:thumbsup: You're the only one to ever get that without me having to explain it lol