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is it jsut me or does every fucking stoner have a routine for sneaking out? and if not that we know about jus what to say to our parent shut them up you know what sucks ass tho is when ayou do somthing stupid and leave everydorr in the house open
peace out :)
I have a hell of a routine for sneaking out... When im at home and not away at college I have to be sneaky with my toking so I have developed a very good plan for getting away untouched.
My parents and sister sleep upstairs and I sleep downstairs which is not below ground so there is a door that I can sneak out of. But I take these really good 2-way walkie talkies that I got at Wal-Mart and stretch a rubber band around one so that its always transmitting and I take it up stairs and hide it in the hallway outside my parents and sisters bedroom. Then I take the other one outside with me so I can hear if they come out to check on me I got a good 20 seconds to get back inside.
Plenty of time for me to get back in bed and get everything back the way it was....... I thought this up when I was high... Isn't Marijuana great for developing the good creative ideas??
P-Drugs 101
holy shit that is a good ass idea you better smoke more often im sure thats gonna save my ass alot thanks! peace :)
If i had to sneak around to smoke ever i would use the walki talki thingy. That seems like fun lol
technology has sooooooo many uses.
The walkie talkie thing sounds like a good idea, but I'd probably mess it up somehow and the walkie talkie would beep and wake everybody up or something.
does anyone have any trick on not getting caught besides staying quiet?
Just stand in front of a window, and blow the smoke out hard. Spray once or twice with cologne in the room and your home free. I've been toking for 3 years in my parents house and I never got caught doing it.
Sometime when im not suposed to be smoking I have to sneak around and get away just to have a few bowls. I just tell my mom or my step dad im going to the store and come back 15 minutes later blissed. :p
I smoke inside by going to a window or door, filling a bowl less than halfway, hitting it, covering the bowl and putting it out, opening the window, blowing it out hard and repeating
With one hits you dont need to cover and it smells even less.
I like to do this in the washroom and then spray a bit of air freshener, brush my teeth, wash my hands and prepare myself to look sober infront of my parents. If I used visine that would be a good time to use it.
I suppose if I was really paranoid I would also use a bounce filter (toilet paper roll full of dryer sheets) and still blow my hits out the window.
I like to only open the window a few inches, to keep the tempreture the same inside, and so there wont be enough wind to blow my hits back into the house.
The advantage to doing it next to a door is that you can open and close it a bunch of times to ensure that any errant smoke from the bowl is dispeled.
This is easier at my house because my mom is deaf and my dad works the night shift.
If I wasnt so paro I could probably just smoke in my basement and itd be cleared out before my mom woke up or my dad got home, but I wont risk it.
They know I smoke, they just dont want it in the house
most of the time what i do is have my sister call my cell if my parents are about to come down stairs and then from my friends house phones have my friend calll and ask for me wait for my parents to yell for me and then pick up the other house phone and answer like im home then my parents get all pissy and yell at me but they think im home i also will occasionally go old school and make a body decoy out of pillows my dad had a 30 min convo with one of my pillow bodies
I would just tell mom I was going outback to play with our dog. Other than that I tell her that I'm taking a walk...
The room my computer is in is next to the room where my furnace is which also happens to be the laundry room. With a pencil I can hold open exaust which goes from the furnace and out the chimney...it like a vent and all i have to do is smoke by it so any smoke trial gets sucked out.
If anyone asks what im doing, I tell them that im just doin some laundry.
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Originally Posted by Nullific
thats about as good a system as one could hope for....except for not having to sneak at all.....your little system rocks dude........party on
I actually discovered that on accident...
What I used to do was sneak out the back door when my family was asleep and if they caught me I was prepared to say "I thought I saw someone cutting through the back yard just went to check it out"
Whatever you do, never admit you were smoking. This one time I was smoking under my covers in bed because I wondered if it would contain the smell...which it didn't. Parents asked what the smell was and I simply said I had no idea what they were talking about.
That's right, deny everything :) If you can't think of a good excuse, never give in and admit it. Just deny it. You'll be amazed at the power of denial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nullific
I don't sneak out of my house to smoke, I just smoke in my closet. I also exhale inside of a pillowcase, which seems to contain the smoke really well. After a few hits I throw the pillowcase into my closet and close the closet door. No smells leak out into my room.
Other than that, the only time I go outside to smoke is when my parents aren't at home, or when I secretly bring along my pipe when I walk my dog.
Hell yeah, lol.. it's the same routine for me when my pops is home.. he showers around 1-2 PM so I go out to my front porch and toke real quick.. on the weekends when he's not working, I just wait till he goes to bed, sneak out the door hella quiet and toke.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaWeedKing
If he ever sees me outside, I just say that I'm waiting for a friend or whatever.
Second this. :hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by eighthaday
This is the exact way I smoke in the house. It is a lot less suspicious than going outsideQuote:
Originally Posted by Spooky
blow the smoke out your window and have incense. they totally mask the marijuana smell.
I just stick my entire torso out the windows with a fat ass salad bowl in hand and toke up in 10 min I'm back in my window and baked
I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:
(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)
My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowfox
to toke, i just burn incense, blow the smoke out the window, and im good. but sneaking out is fun
Same here. My house is creaky too and i know where all the creak spots are. Its like a warning system.Quote:
Originally Posted by pass_the_dubbie
But i really never sneak out. I just wait til my parents go to bed and i toke up in the bathroom. We sleep on different floors so i dont have to worry about them hearing anything or smelling anything since i blow all the smoke into the exhaust fan.
i usually say im taking the dog for a walk, smoke a spliff, come home baked:jointsmile:
other than that i just have one out of my window when the 'rents have gone to bed... god i love green :stoned:
woo first post!!
"Hey mom, I'm goin skatin"
*Leaves through the garage door with bong in hand*
*Smokes and returns through the garage door, walks upstairs, puts bong in closet*
My mom is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
As for sneaking out of my house?
*Walks downstairs and out the front door*
Man you guys have all these routines n shit, all I ever had to do was walk out the front door!
I think ide be stoned and wonder why in the world do i have a walkie talkie in my hand *Roger*
lol
Now that I'm back in my parent's house (helping around the house while my father recovers from an injury) I smoke at night after they go to sleep. I will roll/pack up and go outside. If it's windows open weather I will smoke in my Jeep, windshield high setting for the HVAC. If it's windows closed weather I will just smoke at the end of my driveway or walk down the sidewalk. If for some reason I'm questioned I will tell my parent that I was out smoking a cig or making a telephone call. Start smoking cigs and you've got a free pass to go outside whenever you want. Ha. Same method since I started smoking herb in HS about 8 or 9 years ago.
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Originally Posted by PrescriptionDrugs101
That system is so fuckin awesome :D
you are lucky.. and clever :thumbsup:
i just wait for them to leave then go out on the deck and put one in the air... or i'll just hit a bowl while taking a walk...
When I sneak out to go smoke (usually at night), I put on a sweater, then my shoes, then go grab my piece plus bud, then I walk out the front door.
I have a window in my room that I can use to climb out onto my roof, so I turn off all my lights, turn the tv down low, climb out, and shut the window and blinds behind me. Blaze up, climb back in, good to go.
i don't have a routine i just go out my garage door then through the side door of the garage and smoke there then just go back inside. i could probably just go through the front door but that might be a little risky. oh and my room is in the basement and i could easly just go through the window wells but i don't like spiders so i don't go that way lol. maybe i should clean them out so i can sneak out more easily.
When i was a kid i didnt even have to open a window - i just lit up my joint in my room or in the lounge, watched TV and laughed. My parents didnt care.
I dont think i would have ever been bothered enough to sneak out. The most i would have done is open a window.
It sucks that so many people have to sneak around to get high. I'm glad I'm all grown up and can just kick back on the couch with a fatty. I never really had to sneak around though, since my parents are stoners too!!!:bigsmoke:
i usually sleep on the top bunk of my bed so i would usually roll a nice fatty and my bed is right next to the basement window so i climb out and sit next to the airconditioner thing outside and blaze it up then spray myelf wit colonge and climb back into bed and the good thing is that my step mom is on the top floor and my dad doesnt get home from work till like 3 in the morning :jointsmile:
-Twisted Boy
Lately I've been toking up in my room while I have a box fan circulating the air through my window and when i want to take a hit I just blaze up by the fan and watch the smoke get sucked out, and if I get paranoid I will spray air freshiner.
Back in the day I had to wait for my folks to go to sleep and then I slipped outside.
Nowadays I wait for my kiddo to go to sleep and slip out to the garage