ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?
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ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?
"What are stones made of?"
My mind was completely blank when I splurted this one out. I tripped out playing with a stone, worst thing was I had to sit in my friends step dads car straight after it(still in the middle of laughing fit). The most hilarious thing was his step dad was high aswell, he was a stoner!!
I want to know how long it took someone to figure out how to successfully bake cookies. I mean, all that shit mixed into one and cooked, must have taken dozens of tries. It would have been frustrating.
not really an idea but i always try to explain things and in my mind im making perfect sense but the people im talking to are just confused an also stoned as fuck an it makes me wonder ccould animals do drugs to like i mean acaully inhale
HAHA........Stoner ideas. Here's one, getting really drunk and stoned down at a pond and jumping on one of those boats with peddles with 2 of your best friends all fucked up and chasing ducks around the pond, whilst lightning is everywhere and up until the point that you see a very bright flash because it's really close do you realize how dumb the idea was in the first place, so you're peddling for your life. And this all took place last Friday, what a great night!
i meant like ideas not shit uve done but uhhhh and rocks: Igneous is cooled lava which makes rocks, sedimentary or whatever its called is like minerals or SEDIMENTS (lol) pressured together and metamorphic is just a rock that got re-pressurized
I always think, "What if I'm not high, what if everyone else is just low?"
You know what I mean....how the natural state people are meant to be in is the stoned state, but somehow the universe fucked up and only those who seek the true state can find it lol.
lol i qupoted you! thats hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by Quick321
How do you make a sig? It's infuriating that I can't figure it out!!!
i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.
have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.
i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,
back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk
and not only high people can figure things out b4 they happen i saw my neighbor lady mowing her lawn in sandles and i thought shes gonna cut herself sure enough there were ambulance on the street cuz she cut her toes off
and you cant pass through the atmosphere because its too hot because all the ones they sent at first too slow n stuff were burning up, not getting stuck in some thick ass liquid lol but good thought
dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17
somebody gets it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by HaZMaT4LiFe
i always had these weird realizations and strange bouts of creativity, literally every A paper i wrote in highschool was done when i was high so i came to the conclusion that weed is illegal because the government wants to keep our minds closed and mundane
i accidentally went to school high (smoked real early in morning cuz i couldnt sleep) and i got a 108% on a geometry test lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by JaMakin07
nobody has really ever been to space, like we see pictures and stuff but in reality we dont really have the technology to get into space so ages ago scientists made up some shit saying that earth and space look the way we see it when we see a picture, and thats whats accepted but nobody really knows what it looks like, even astronauts. evrything that we believe about space travel and the moon is made up
Man, I think mine is actually a ligitiment theory, like I was blazed last night and thought... "Since our core in Earth is like a miniature sun, does that mean the actual sun is a core and the solar system and shit we're in is actually the insides of a hollowed out planet or something? I mean, for all we know we could be bacteria on something much larger... the sun could be a nucleus and we're the atom in a cell... like the sun is the nucleus, the planets are protons and stars are electrons.. you know?"
ya id have to guess that our universe and shit in size compared to something else
It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.Quote:
Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17
it surprises me that ONE person has thought this and now there are TWO (actually my friend says he thought the same thing too)
hahahaha dude i like the way you think :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Quick321
"what would you see if you could see infinity? ....The back of your head"
Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao
I actually took the thought further before. I dont know how to explain this but i thought that if somebody thought that something looked good and another person didnt it means they interpreted it differently in their head. Like lets say i like the letter G but i hate the letter W and theres someone whoe likes W and hates G. I thought that when they looked at G they saw what I saw when i looked at W but still called it G and thats why they like W. That prolly made no sense because it's really hard to explain but it all makes sense in my head.
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Originally Posted by onequestion
Ive had that idea too
Actually Ive had another idea where I think I am the only real person on this planet (Kinda like the matrix) everyone else is like a robot. Like the world revolves around me and people only do shit when I come within sight of them.
Yeah! Like, you think like all noises and lights and color and shit happen only when you're there.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyBoy20
Like the saying, "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to here it, does it make a sound?"
exactly!!!! damn... Mind boggling shit
I actually took the thought further before. I dont know how to explain this but i thought that if somebody thought that something looked good and another person didnt it means they interpreted it differently in their head. Like lets say i like the letter G but i hate the letter W and theres someone whoe likes W and hates G. I thought that when they looked at G they saw what I saw when i looked at W but still called it G and thats why they like W. That prolly made no sense because it's really hard to explain but it all makes sense in my head.
somehow I do not know how.... I got what you said ... dam u have to go deep into though to understand that one. But I know what your saying... to fully understand it you'd probably have to get like a degree in the psychoanalytic studies or sum shit..
ive always wondered how people came up with the names for things liek numbers
liek what if the word representing 1 was really two not one?
I always wondered how they made up languages you know? That shit's scary to think about like we're all just speakin' jibberish and shit but we know it you know?
Like one day someone's like "Let's make a language"
EH SENIOR! Lol,, you know?
Haha, I read it man. I have the same kinds of things happen to me. I can predict the future when I'm really high. There's no doubt about it. Two of the last baseball games I've gone to, I was ridiculously high..and somewhat drunk. Both of these games the bases were loaded and before the exact pitch in BOTH games, I say..."I feel it. He's going to hit a grand slam" and it happens. You have no idea how riled up I got after this shit happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by JointNo1
One idea that I thought of, which someone already kind of said, would be...what if the oxygen you breathe in was what got you high. Perhaps we are always 'high' in a sense when we are sober, but by smoking you achieve the feeling of true sobriety--the way life is truly suppose to be seen. So 'getting stoned' is actually experiencing the way we are suppose to always feel.
:stoned:haha yeah, it's quite a concept to stomach
Can we place cannabis as an endangered plant species?
What whould the world be like if Europians hadn't came to America?
I'll leave you with this to think on.
More or less giant lizards ruled the world. Then died off when it got too cold. Now mammals have caused global warming and it's getting hotter....
why isnt the earth a square or a triangl
its gravity joeQuote:
Originally Posted by atownsjuggalo
what about, if someone stopped time for themself, would others continue on with normal time not knowing that that person had stopped time for themself?Quote:
Originally Posted by zach5993
im so high right now this strangely makes no sense to me, or maybe am i just high and dont realize that it does?
ok but how come the someone who created earth made it a square
u mean sphere? i DO believe that everything started by god but i dont really think he made earth directly cuz there is stuff outside of earth like space an all that but from scientific shit, its from like dust gathering and then more and more or whatever and to anyone who says then y is the core really hot, its cuz of all the pressure from the rest of the shitQuote:
Originally Posted by atownsjuggalo
dude.. alright, check this out, 'cause this trips the fuck out of me
ok... what if i'm an alien... and we have super advanced technology and shit, and this is actually just a really high-detailed virtual reality game that i somehow got stuck in.. and i've been here so long i forgot my alien roots...
this part just popped in my head XD
and it's an MMORPG.... so you're all different aliens! and when we die we respawn... which is where the idea of reincarnation comes from!... i dunno maybe i'm just insane XD