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I'm curious about the stupid Faux-Pas committed by people when they were relatively new to smoking.
I'd say my dumbest moment was the first time I smoked a bowl with kief on it, I'm hitting the bong and the kief catches fire, so what do I do? turn the piece around and blow it out... kief flies everywhere
Took like 2 years before my friends stopped calling me a weed newb after that stunt
i cant think of any that really was said about me accept people use to say i smoked funny.
well to think about it i remember the first year i started smoking we use to go to school super baked. Me and best friend use to be tripping so hard on the bus because everything was all new to us. and well alot of people didnt smoke back then on my bus so everyone use to cut us down. Not cut us down but you know say shit like smokings bad and stupid shit. These past two years have been straight though. its crazy how you can think of people who said smokings bad and then 1 year later there trying to hit a blunt with you. Im fucking zooted right now though and just noticed i think i got a bit off subject or not but idc i like posting shit while super high and not rereading shit and then looking back at it while sober just to see how high you where! well anyways PEACE!
lol i remember 420 of last year i was pretty new to it weekend smoker for a while anyways i was soooooooooo hogh i was going to clear the chamber but blew on the wrong end and water went everywhere
Trying to a do a 360 pop shove it over a picnic table. That was the very first time I got high and I thought I could fly. Too bad gravity said otherwise and I landed right on my ass.
i have been smoking since 6th grade... (i just graduated highschool) so i never really got anything like that....
but i member when i "came back" into smoking, long story but my friend used to always make me drive and id be super stoned....
and they would give me shit for anything wrong i did while i was driving....
When lighting the bowl I used to keep the lighter on through the whole hit..
Wasted weed & lighters.
The 1st time a friend and I actually bought weed, we couldn't roll it. Just smoked a whole blunt, holes and all, and never felt anything. I caught on quickly though--I'm a fast learner, lol.
I got the weed wet with bong water a few times by coughing in a bong... :(
But im way passed that now... :thumbsup:
oo shit i just memberd....
in seventh grade me and my buddies were smokin, i was takin a hit and my friend said something and i just started laughing right in the pipe and volcanoed the shit outta it......
i got all kinds of shit for that... but luckily the bowl was almost done...
lol I used to pull that one tooQuote:
Originally Posted by budsmoker only
umm well lets see... i've had to explain how to hit a joint to someone... (b4 that happenned i had kinda always assumed that once u reach a certain age everyone knows how but w/e)
personally i've launched some herb outa the pipe when people make me laugh.. gotten the weed wet a couple of times in my bong for the same reason...
i've seen people completely unable to spark a bowl... which then of course means i get to light it for them which also means they are getting 40x more smoke than they wanted...
i have to say the most angering of all the new smoker stories in my life was when i introduced one of my friends to smoking and he hit the J coughed his lungs out and complained for 5min about how bad weed tastes... i nearly tossed his ass down over the lookout...
i think my first time smoking was with a group of friends of mine who were noobs too anyways we all decide to smoke and we have about a quater and bring a bong with us and of coarse we forgot to fill it with water so we find a dumpster (in the ghetto) and smoke idk how amny bowls but we are pretty high so anyways we go to the movies and then get out and we were laughing all the way in and everyone was looking at us and we hid the bong and weed right beside a church and it was about 9pm or so when we left the dumpster maybe later anyways on our way to get the weed a group of black guys and 2 white girls come up to us and start shoving us so myfriend who has ketchup all over him from eating at burger kind acts like a retard and then they leave us alone because they literally thought we were retards lmao
it was my second time smoking and i was with a friend who had been smoking for about a year and he knew i had just started. on the second bowl he told me to suck hard and it made me lagh and i volcanoed the bowl. he got kind of pissed but he thought it was funny later that day.