A random thought presented by ghosty

Ok so at work we have this big bulletin board in the back for people to post up little things and such, it's just kind of a fun thing they do. Well, me being weird and goofy as I am made it a tradition to post up a random thought every weekend. I just decided what this week's random thought is going to be when I update it tomorrow. I was just in the bathroom when a thought struck me. SO here it is... this weeks random thought.

"Does anyone else find it slightly discouraging, that "American Standard" is also the name of the largest toilet manufacturer?":wtf:

Perhaps I'll post the random thought up here every week as well, if you guys start to like them.

hahahahahahahahaha has anyone realized that the car alarm is useless? How many people actually look out their windows when a car alarm goes off? Its more of, "man someone better shut that the hell off." and then tehy roll on over until it goes away

Depending on what I ate earlier, it may end up being anything but a "standard" visit.

You've actually inspired me to start my own thread(s). Keep an eye out.

Past thoughts have included but not limited to:

"If if it's the final fantasy, why are there 12 more to follow?"

"If the hungry hungry hippos really ate everything in sight, all the time, wouldn't they eventually develop horrible ulcers and stomach conditions eventually forcing them to lose thier appetite and stop eating?"

"If you went on a date with a siamese twin, would that be considered a double date? And suppose you were to have an affair with one, would that be cheating twice?"

"If we supposedly share some traits with God after being created in his likeness, then wouldn't God have a sense of humor too? Is it possible he made some people really ugly just cause he thought it'd be funny? Wouldn't it be OK for us to laugh too?" <They made me take that one down

How come when I try to change a picture in the picture frame the glass ALWAYS cuts me?

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

How come when I try to change a picture in the picture frame the glass ALWAYS cuts me?

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cause your clumsy?

Yeah but its not b/c I break it, the sides just always get me! In the weirdest places too, like in between my fingers and shit..ouch!

aww man those cuts are the worst, cause they keep getting re-opened

If people's knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

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Originally Posted by ghosty

aww man those cuts are the worst, cause they keep getting re-opened

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Oh I know and NO band-aids will stick to them

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Yeah but its not b/c I break it, the sides just always get me! In the weirdest places too, like in between my fingers and shit..ouch!

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The best remedy for little cuts like that, is to put a dab of Super Glue on them. You're body will naturally push out the glue, when it heals, and then you don't have to worry about lemon juice, alcohol, or salt getting in there.

hmm.. that's not a half bad idea, i'll remember that one

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Originally Posted by Darth Vapor

If people's knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

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I bet they would just have a big round surface with gentle ass grooves. It would give you room to spread your thighs and put your knees up.

fucking brilliant! haha you get a new green star for that one

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Originally Posted by 40oz

I bet they would just have a big round surface with gentle ass grooves. It would give you room to spread your thighs and put your knees up.

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LIKE ASSEY MCGEE!

It'll sting for a few seconds, when you first put it on, but not much. I've never had them peel off. Thanks for the rep step, reb!

P.S.
I can't give anybody any rep steps, because I've given too many out in the past 24 hours. Oops! :stoned:

haha yeah ive been repping the same people over and over without even realizing it

My thought for the day.
What goes through a seagulls mind when it gets caught up in a fireworks display.

Cheers

NCM

LOL Excellent thread idea, mayn.

Uh...why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes?

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Originally Posted by Darth Vapor

P.S. I can't give anybody any rep steps, because I've given too many out in the past 24 hours. Oops! :stoned:

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Yeah, I was wondering if something like that could happen. I was kind of in a giving mood today too.

doesn't surprise me

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

My thought for the day.
What goes through a seagulls mind when it gets caught up in a fireworks display.

Cheers

NCM

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"Oooh, pretty..... OH, FUCK!!!"

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The last thing that goes through a seagulls mind, is a red, white, and blue firework.