I almost broke my right left leg in a fireworks incident years ago you guys??????
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I almost broke my right left leg in a fireworks incident years ago you guys??????
partially amputated my left index finger with an axe. that was quick, the ensuing pain was pretty bad. but getting a shot of novocaine(or whatever it was) directly into the wound was fucking excruciating.
8 months ago, i was running toward my dorm 'cause it had just started to rain, and i was running up the steps (made of bricks) right outside my dorm, and i was wearing flip-flops and i guess it was slippery because my foot flew out from under me and my right knee went straight into one of the brick steps.
holy fucking god damn that was SOOO much pain. i sliced my knee up really bad from that and i also twisted the ankle on the same leg...
what was even worse about it was that it was homecoming weekend at my college and the tradition is that the freshmen wake up at 6am on homecoming saturday to run a 1/2-mile race called the "freshman cake race" and the winner gets to kiss Ms. Georgia Tech at halftime of the homecoming game. i had to run that race gimping to the max. and this isn't a normal race, either, i'm talking about frat guys interfering and spearing people and throwing stuff and spraying water houses on the racers and stuff.
Broken Back. My buddy flipped his car about 8 times. Smashed my face into the dash too. Woke up on the ceiling. Climbed out and walked across the road while in shock. Then the pain kicked in while waiting for the ambulance. Learned a valuable lesson about seatbelts.
I fell off either a scooter,bike, or skateboard when I was like 9-10 and it I am lucky I didn't hit my head or break anythings. Just my whole body was bleeding, and then I had to walk the rest of the way home. Oh yeah it was a realy steep ass hill I fell off of too. I have scars all over my hands to prove how bad I was bleeding, but lots of the scars on my other body parts are gone. The worst part wasn't actually the falling or w/e, but all the fucking nasty ass scabs everywhere. I couldn't move without feeling them crack and burn. Nothing that bad actually haha. Never broken a bone or anything so I guess i'm pretty lucky.
Most of my serious injuries weren't painful or it was so painful, my mind blocked it out. It was my fifth or sixth birthday when I got my first serious wound. I had gotten a gigantic box of army figurines, terrain, tanks, planes...It all came together. For some reason I was more interested in the box, so I got inside of it and began rocking around back & forth, I guess my family thought it was amusing. Then I fell. The edge of one our couches was damaged and there was a sharp, metallic object protruding from the side. Guess where I fell...Right on the damned thing. Nothing amusing about that. The next serious wound, I was on acid and getting out of a hot tub. I skipped over the steps without realizing that the backyard I was in was undergoing re-modeling. I stepped with all my body weight onto some rebar that was coming out of the ground. Scraped me up pretty bad but I didn't feel it. I was on acid, man. So the most painful injury for me would an ankle sprain.
I fell when I was little and I was racing my freind down a flight of stairs, he tripped first then fell into me... i cracked my head open and had to get medical staples put in the back of my head.. theres a big scar on the back of my head that'd be noticible if i ever shaved my head
is this cuz of the story i posted in another thread just a bit ago? :p
i was in the attic, was coming down, was on the 2nd step fromthe top... i slipped, somehow (dunno my wasit was even with the attic lining if not above it) managed to not hit my head on the opening, and landed dead square on my ass (nothing met any resistance til my tailbone hit the ground... i basicly free-fell 8 feet and landed right on my ass.... we have solid wood floors)
after that, i almost blacked out from the pain... so i don't remember it EXACTLy, but i layed on the ground what seemed like forever... eventually i got up... and ran straight to the living room and layed face down on the couch... and my wife says i was doing that wounded animal grunt/scream the whole time...
my god... you cannot imagine the pain i was in... and i've been through alot... i'm pretty damn clumsy... i tend to hurt myself ALOT.. like cutting myf oot wide open right on the ball fo the foot on a broken beer bottle/clam shell while swimming... or catfish thorn striaght through the hand while cleaning it... jumping about 15 feet up in the air (i was above our roof literally) and coming down and smacking my head straight on the metal bar of a trampoline) etc etc...
it was when i was 15 i believe... i convinced my grandma to go buy me a fifth of rum (still my prefered drink ^^) and i drank the whole fucking thing minus 2 shots in literally 15 minutes... i just chugged and chugged... at the time, the pain was so bad, the liquor basicly tasted like water...
after 30 mins or so i started halfassed singing/dedicating love songs to my wife and 'locking foreheads' with her and looking in her eyes (lol, after a fifth of rum it's kinda hard to hold your head up.... and she still teases me about it...) i actually got so drunk... i was past puking... i knew i needed to puke i felt like hell (but hey! the pain was gone and i could sit on my ass!!) i sat in a bath tub.. which the waving of the water usually does it for me... and i ate a raw fuckin egg... nothing was working lol...
i think later that night tho when i closed my eyes it decided to come up..i can't really remember.. i kinda blacked out after the egg...
most painful moment i would say is when my thumb was smashed by a hydraulic press causing the thumb to break and the thumbnail to pop out the skin. it was horrifying, i knew i hurt my thumb bad but when i pulled it out of the glove i was shocked :eek:. for a close second would be when i rebroke my collar bone in a car accident a month after it healed.
oh man, i know exactly what you're talkin' 'bout, that's the best kind of drunk, locking heads with a beautiful woman and looking her in the eyes... we were dancing to that ol' buffalo springfield song "for what it's worth"Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
sorry about the rest of your clumsiness, though. :p
but you did bring a smile to my face with that memory, and i've not been in a smiley mood AT ALL tonight, lol.
Took a 90 mph (145 kph) fastball, right on my nuts. I saw stars, and my team and the opposing team had no problem giving me over 15 minutes to recover. I spent most of it just curled up, sweating.
x.x i feel sorry for you dude... lol just being slapped in the nuts hurts like hell.. can't imagine taking a solid object liek a baseball at that kinda speed..Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Vapor
i have two, but strangely enough the first one hurt worse:
first one....giving birth to me and slips son...GAWD did that suck. in labor 27 hrs, no epidural till the last coupla hrs or so. back labor...where all the pain is concentrated in your lower back....*shudders* feels like that fatality move on mortal kombat where they rip your skeleton outta your body. then having to pass a 14 inch head outta your *bleep*...oh, and they had to use scissors on me and cut me to make more room for his humongous, enormous, huge huge head. :mad: (while still having no pain meds in me...so i felt the scissors, and then the stitches)
second one....walking from convenience store to connected washateria. look up just in time to see a car headed my way. it hits me, i figured they'd stop and all could be sorta forgiven, but no...it wasnt gonna happen like that. the bitch slams on the gas and plows me into an effin brick wall...snapping my right leg in half at the thigh. spent lil over a week in the hospital, now have a metal rod in my thigh, pain every day (still, and this was a year ago), and spent 2 months laid up in bed.
sad thing is...poor slip had to watch both incidents occur....and to his credit, he didnt faint on either one ;)
hmmm i would say it was this time i really hadda take a shit like really really really really really bad... but hadda hold it in for like 4 and half hours...
or... i unnow maybe the time i fell down the stairs in my house and fuckin tumbled all the way down only to land nose first on the hardwood floor... that kinda sucked
Man! i was gonna tell about some poxy abscess near my bum but i can't even sit right after reading thatQuote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
tha worst pain i ever had was when a boar with 3 inch tusks ripped my right leg open from hip to knee, needless to say that a 12 gauge fixed tha bastard and morphine dulled the otherwise excruciating bloody pain in my leg
Breaking my back was probably the most pain i've ever been in.
Second to that it'd have to getting shot. You feel yourself go backwards and then you feel it. It's hard to describe, but it hurts less than i ever though it would. I think the shock stops alot of the pain from comming through.
And 3rd, getting my hand trapped and mangled by a fly wheel and a fan belt while the boat was on 2000 revs - which is almost top end for a marine engine [ on the broads]
Being dumped, theres no pain like being heart broken :(.
I would go with maybe when I had food poisoning in furteventura (cant spell it). I had severe stomach cramps for 4 days and was unable to sleep, eat, basically do anything. I also started halucinating.
Or it could be when I broke my arm in year 7 the bone was completely snaped and was poking into my skin. That was pretty painful.
I think it was food poisoning, but w/e it was it was terrible. I had excruciating sharp pains in my abdomen for about 3 hours. I bruised my hand and head from hitting the floor while I lied their trying to make my brain concentrate on something else.
I ended up taking a piece of candy and life resumed being good :) .
when my appendix almost exploded, and i didnt want the doctors to do anything, so when they pushed down on my appendix i told them it didnt hurt, and they were like, you're tearing, and your leg lifts when i push down on your appendix, and their like we're takin it out, and they put me to sleep...........I was young, and to this day i still dont like hospitals...........
The worst pain for me is by far getting "dry socket" twice, when I had a wisdom tooth removed last year. The story was I had to have one top wisdom tooth removed, plus I got a massive filling done on the molar right next to wide open socket where that wisdom tooth once was. I mean, this filling was half my damn tooth.
The next day my mouth was so sore it hurt to talk, hell, it hurt to breathe man. Turns out I got dry socket. For those who don't know what that is, it's when the blood clot doesn't hold from the dime sized hole where the tooth once was. It doesn't bleed much, but air gets inbetween your gum and up to the nerves hanging around up there.
THE WORST PAIN EVER!!
Like I said, it hurt to even let air pass through your mouth. I couldn't eat much, didn't sleep much, and it took months for my mouth to fully heal. Getting dry socket once is a 10% chance. I got it two times! :p
I've had much much more severe injuries that I care not to dive into right now, but painkillers got my through that, but the pain of your mouth, no pain killer helped me. It was horrible.
Oh damn NoChowder I have to get 4 wisdom teeth removed eventually, now you've just scared me!
Btw, I don't mean to bitch at you or anything, I'm just wondering what's with the avatar? I mean that's just unpleasant to look at:wtf:
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My worst pain, psychologically, has been the same pain in my spine for the past 5 years. It has a way of wearing at you when it doesn't let up after all that time, I've only recently learned how to stop mentally destroying myself over it.
My worse acute pain though, was when that chiropractor initially wrecked my neck (one part of my spine problem). I don't know what he did, but it caused a tension in my neck that kept building, and by the time I got to German class I was gasping for breath like a fish out of water. When the ambulance came and rushed me to the hospital I passed out, then woke up with the worst pain in my neck EVER. I spend 2 months in a neck brace, and it's hurt ever since.
I gotta say though, strait oxygen is the best high EVER! :D
Being inside my garage when it exploded . 90% 3rd degree burn survivor now.
Crispi :jointsmile:
Crispi I never heard how exactly your garage exploded... what happened?
Ingrown Toenail. Don't laugh! It fucking hurts, alot!
I'll email sis .Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I was being a good dog though . ;)
Just stupidity x some random shit .
I'll email later
G/B
Xcrispi -n- Juicy J :jointsmile:
I'm thinking. I've never broken a bone....I've never fractured, dislocated, or anything to do with my bones. *knock*knock*
i got robbed, jumped, and left for dead once......
i passed out cause i got soo messed up.
I woke up at the hospital....from what I remember, the brass knuckles were causing the most pain. but compared to all of your stories, it was nothing.
Damn Crispy, I think you have us beat on the pain story. Sorry you had to endure that, but that's awsome you can have a sense of humor about it with your user name!
I emailed crispi a phoenix avatar a while back. Thought it was appropriate. Our resident phoenix.
I've broken pretty much every bone in my body, and a few major surgeries, but, the most pain I've ever felt is when my wife didn't want me around no more ... plus, she got custody of my red Doberman ... :(
I sandwiched the edge of my right hand in between the back of a metal container and a heavy lid last year, it caused me to fracture my fifth metacarpole and I crushed the joint at my knuckle quite badly. Thankfully the doctors managed to save my hand 90%, and ever more lucky I was to still have the use of my finger, although I have permanent arthritis in the joint now.
Amazingly though I don't remember feeling that much pain when it happened, only when the professional doctor came in and bent finger do I remember a lot of pain. I danced around screaming for a few seconds so it must have hurt, maybe I have just blocked the memory of the pain out.
I hear ya...when my ex took off it was one of the worst days of my life. DAMN I miss them dogs. It was nice that her friends were there in my time of need though.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by the image reaper
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
You just reminded me of the worst pain I was in....one of the times at least..
Same thing happened to me except I was snowboarding...first time and only time I ever went...
Anywho the board turned 90 degrees to the left...front end left...I ride goofy
so I was goin backwards and hit an edge or somethin and fell straight on my fuckin ass...OMG it hurt sooo fucking bad!!!!! SOOOO BAD!! I just wanted it to fucking end...and some lady came up and was like "Do you need help?" and I wanted to be like "Leave me the fuck alonne!!!" lol but I just laid there in pain....man it was rough...
Another time...was in little league...I used to pitch (I was damn good too)
Anyways...the batter hit the ball right at me and it hit me in the knee cap....that shit hurt so bad it took my breath away....I literally couldnt breath and it felt like when you hit the funny bone except it lasted like 3 minutes...
shit sucked
None of my serious injuries hurt that bad (stitches)
When I was about 10 yrs old I caught my dick in my trouser zip, my parents spent about an hour trying to free it I was screaming my head off, I eventually was taken to the doctor who freed it in 2 seconds by pulling the zip back UP my parents had been trying to pull it down I still have nightmares about it
Just remember guys if it ever happens to you pull it up not down.
Cheers
NCM
when i was in grade nine i fell of my bike and had to get 4 staples and 7 stitches on my leg
Man let me tell you...breaking your right left leg hurts like a bitch!! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by freezland24
The worst that even happened to me was falling from a rock climb and getting strangled by the rope because I fell backwards, head first. During the fall I was trying to get the rope out of the way but it ended up getting tangled around my upper body then squeezed my throat. I had to wait almost 5 full minutes for my 2 buddies to help me because I was just suspending in the air by the neck.
It sucked!
in high school i tore all the ligament and muscle in my left foot skateboarding. i was told this hurts more than breaking a bone. i could have sworn i broke something when it happened because i was in complete agony. if i tried to apply pressure to that foot (like take a step) it felt like a small campfire inside of the foot. i had to walk with a cane for 3 weeks and take some crazy painkillers because the pain would make me vomit constantly.
ive been hit by a car, knocked unconscious from a motorcycle, ive been stabbed in the hand with a pencil hahaha. nothing compared to this.
I know that pain. Mine grew all the way down to the cuticle. I don't know if that is typical for ingrown toenails, and that doesn't matter. Fact is, it was painful. Although I did enjoy pressing down on the skin that covered the nail. Kind of sensational, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by VaporDaddy
your threads are starting to make me think youre a sadist. haha seriously