You got no arms and no legs and you fall in a well, what do you do?

Good luck getting out of there...

LOL... well, im not sure what'd id do.. I think I'd most likely be fucked.

the obvious answer to the question is, "i drown".

Try to float on your back, and keep calling out for help. That's about all you can do, and I'm not even sure you can do a backfloat without arms and legs.

hmm... gandalf raises an interesting question.:wtf: can one with no arms or lges perform a backfloat? :smokin:

If you've got no arms or legs you didn't fall... you were pushed which can mean only one thing .....MURDER lol

Change my name to "Bob". Then I'll be fine!;)

take a deep breath

air fills upper cavity,u might flot dpending on weight of stomach muscles and head

fat is bouyant

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Originally Posted by Divadish

If you've got no arms or legs you didn't fall... you were pushed which can mean only one thing .....MURDER lol

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hmm good point, i'd say your still fucked even if you can float.

Well maybe you were an armless man, standing on the edge of a well, and two guys with shotguns come up behind you and blow your legs off, causing you to fall in the well. Haha, worked that one out:jointsmile:

Bite a loose brick and hold on, when someone comes to get water i'll bite the bucket.

Pray

Im jesus so id just fly out like a fuckin badass. than smoke a blunt to the face and kick some popos faces off!

I'd eat my tongue... -_-

sink to the bottom turn blue and die ...thats sad but hey what else u gonna do?

Wonder how much shit I smoked that I even managed to get to the well.

Think happy thoughts and fly the hell out.

sing and wait for the stars to invite me to their eternal party :hippy:

How deep is the well? Can you drink up enough water so you don't drown? umm, and hope to be rescued before you drown in urine? eeewww

I dunno, give us a hint :)

Drown otherwise scream lol. not much else to do.

I'd ask lump the no legged dog...No Legged Dog - Joe Cartoon

lol i cant believe this thread is still going

(singin) Lump sat alone in a pool of pee
Totally motionless except for his wee wee

Haha, Lumpy dog

lol

Could I piss my pants?

I'd have to wear a jockstrap, at least. It would suck if people were tripping over my nuts, all day.

ya i have to ask how i would get into that situation in the first place....
and then i guess id drown... pretty much like others said... i would yell for a bit but then i would just say some prayers and be gone.....

damn i hope thats not how i go down..

Using a meditative practice called Mindfulness-Based Stress Reduction, or MBSR, One can learn to acknowledge the pain, rather than fight it. One must stop negative and debilitating thought patterns from entering
â??"I have no God Damn Arms or legs!" or "I'm going to end up dead in a fucking well"â??

Insted think: "I'm smoking a big splif on the white sands of Maui":thumbsup:
"Mindfulness is transformational.":wtf:

~HAzz

Well, go out with dignity. Slam your head on the well's walls til you pass out.

Pretty shitty way to die. Better than quicksand. Better than having your throat slit. But shitty nonetheless.

We still haven't answerd the question as to wether or not a person with no arms and no legs could perform a backfloat... any input?

i would drink the water until i drowned... just keep the thought omg im so thirsty in my head.

I scold myself for being dumb enough to roll my stubby ass into a well.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

I scold myself for being dumb enough to roll my stubby ass into a well.

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haaahahha

but what if you were thrown into the well?

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

i would drink the water until i drowned... just keep the thought omg im so thirsty in my head.

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But I'm picturing that in the same way when you do the dishes. The more water you put into a floating pot, the more it sinks. Same thing with drinking it I'd think.

Wait, I've got it! I'd wriggle into the bucket that draws the water, then twist to wrap myself up the robe attached to the bucket, kind of like a yoyo.

Though if I didn't want to be sporting, I'd just cast a spell.

What do call a man with no arms, and no legs, at the bottom of a well?

Bob.

sink, cause i sure as hell wouldnt wanna live without any arms or legs