So I'm wondering whats the best way to smoke and not smell like herb? Keep in mind im talking about on my 15 minute break with a roach joint.. any help is appreciated!:smokin:
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So I'm wondering whats the best way to smoke and not smell like herb? Keep in mind im talking about on my 15 minute break with a roach joint.. any help is appreciated!:smokin:
i just find something dead and roll in it. no, that's what my dog does. never mind.
Go outside!:thumbsup:
spray cologne
Overpower it with the smell of HASH!
In the winter a leather coat and Purell for my hands.
In the warmer months, Armani Code, Calvin Klein Euphoria, or Allure Sport and Purell for my hands.
If needed use layers of clothing and put one layer on before smoking then take it off when you are done.
hey man i dont understand why you go through all that, why dont you just buy a 2 dollar can of axe or tag or somethin, thats all i doQuote:
Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
ede:stoned:
When you are unprepared a pine/evergreen tree is your bestfriend. Rub your hands lightly on a branch and you will smell of a car air freshener.
Thats probably the most creative idea i've heard :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by aardvark
Get a pet skunk.
You never really smell like pot.. In fact people can never really KNOW you're stoned unless they find weed on you etc. So just don't worry about it. If you're smoking some good shit then you'll smell a little, get a tag body shot and carry it around..they're tiny.
Because I don't want to smell like a $2 bottle of axe. It's not bad but go get a sample of Code and wear it out one night and you will get people asking what is that you're wearing because it smells so go but it isn't overwhelming.Quote:
Originally Posted by EmericanStoner420
The other two smell really good too but I love Code. So I thought I would give some recommendations as well as methods to keep the smell off or hide it.
Laytex gloves.
CK, or VERSACE cologne, the versace girls always ask what is that youre wearing, but some dumb girls ask what im wearing when i just freshly came from smokin a spliff, and i just tell them cannamist..........lol
anyways back to you, just blow the smoke away from you, and chill outside for 1O min after it takes you 5 min to burn your spliff........fresh air gets rid of weed smell pretty nicely as long as you have enough time to air out youll be good............
Versace is nice and the only Calvin Klein I like is Euphoria because the others are usually too musky. There are plenty of "oh what are you wearing" colognes. I wasn't saying mine were the only ones by any means.
Don't breathe in anyone's face.
I poop my pants.
Altoids, and getting over the pot-paranoia that u smell like pot or that people are gonna smell it lol.
never smell like it i never found it to linger unless i smoke a blunt in a car with all the windows up and leave them up and stay in the car for at least ten minutes after. otherwise it isnt like cigs it doenst stick to your clothes
I gave up. I trimmed this morning and my hands smell dank. Oh well. Boo hoo.
I love that smell. I find it's almost a citrus smell, or lemony when I trim up fresh herb.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
To get rid of the smell, just cover your body in a light coating of dog shit.
Thats the best smell in the world... after ur break is done an u go inside.. every1 gets a smell of it an are jelous they didnt go get high
hey you guys gotta keep in mind that Im a sales manager in a security company (home and business alarms) so I dont wanna be the boss thats always leaving then come smelling like smoke
I don't.
Smoke it
better in than out :)
Smoke it constantly, so people just think that's what you smell like.
"I don't smell like pot, pot smells like me!"
I usually spray a bunch of that air freshener that you use for the restroom all over me.
I'm sorry, but the people who say the smell doesn't linger on your clothes and breath don't know what they're talking about. Here's a list of some of the ways I've been caught because of the smell:
When I was in high school I would smoke at lunch snd have my parents smell it on me up to siz hours later.
If I go outside for a joint or a bowl and then immediately come back inside, the smell will actually linger in any room I visit for up to 10 minutes or so. I get caught like this all the time (my parents are cunts and kick me out of the house if they catch me stoned).
Friends have gotten suspended from school for having their clothes smell like weed.
Weed is some stinky-ass shit. If I pull my bag out with my bedroom door open, it'll stink up the whole house. Same if I take a hit without leaning out the window first. A few times it's been windy, though, and I've had to watch the huge hit I just exhaled slowly ooze back into my room through the window and stink up the whole motherfucking house.
When at home I brush my teeth afterwards (breath mints don't always help) and change shirts. This never fails, and I've had to constantly hide my smoking for 6 years now.
This dude above knows what he's talking about. Because everyone seems to think if u spray a little colonge on that it's gonna make it less obvious that you just smoked. When in reality, I feel that it makes it even more obvious. Also, I know brushing your teeth and washing your hands helps the smell.
anyways today i rolled one up for work and its not a roach joint so it wont stink as bad. Plus I think I'm going to smoke outside and once Im done just kind of stay outside for another 10 minutes just to make sure the smell is off.:jointsmile:
a little axe or cologne and piece of gums works for me