Tossing salad?

So who does it and who likes it done? And for those young buckaroos who don't know what that means..that means EATING ASS.

Personally, there's nothing like putting a fine clean shaven girls legs way up in the air and licking her from her clit down to her butthole. Yummy....and the select girls that have been lucky enough to get the royal treatment from me have all fallen in love. :D

As far as it having it done to me...well, yes, a girl was freaky enough to go down there on me a few times, and it felt great...but at the same time a little weird i guess.

So ladies, and fellas, fess up...have u done it? have u had it done to you? would you? wouldn't you? why or why not?

this should be fun :D :D

woh man that's krayzie, yeah my bf did that to me 1 time he just put his tounge in once kuz i told him that was gross. i think it's fucken sick,. he is so anxious to do it so if i ever wanted my ass licked, he'd do it in a snap. wutz up with guys and the ass anyway? yaeh it looks good, externally. it's nasty when u go in. i would n't do that to him and he told me he doesn't want that any way. he's such a giver... :D

hehe my ex gf insisted on doing that to me once. i was like..umm..ok. it was kinda weird...im not complaining though. i dont think i ever told anybody that. now the whole world knows. funny, that.

Honestly, I find anything to do with the ass quite stomach turning. I have never done that or had it done to me and I would like to keep it that way. I have never had anal sex, either...yuck. To each their own, though. I have girlfriends that LOVE anal sex and whatever.

Belleza, stick with your man, he seems very interested in your pleasure...does he have a brother? Just kidding. :p

if a girl wants a tongue full of hair and poo while licking out my ass be my guest...

hahahahahaha -
squeeze ass...
look at ass...
smile at ass...
talk to ass....
appreciate ass...

make an ass out of myself....



NO lick ass : (

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Originally Posted by Belleza

woh man that's krayzie, yeah my bf did that to me 1 time he just put his tounge in once kuz i told him that was gross. i think it's fucken sick,. he is so anxious to do it so if i ever wanted my ass licked, he'd do it in a snap. wutz up with guys and the ass anyway? yaeh it looks good, externally. it's nasty when u go in. i would n't do that to him and he told me he doesn't want that any way. he's such a giver... :D

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Belleza you should relax and let him do it...as long as you didn't take a shit and are clean, its ok. :p

There's more nasty things that comes out a pussy (blood, piss, secretions), that come out of an ass(just shit). As long as you're clean, its ok! :D

i wouldn't do that to a chick, and i wouldn't recieve it either. Its UNSANITARY, assholes are only meant to be licked by dogs and other assortment of animals NOT HUMANs. Remember, POOP comes out of that hole. Your licking dingleberry but thats just my opinion. Whatever floats your boat.

Yeah i do it to my ol lady =/ makes her moan like a mother fucker. As for me i don't really like having it done i dunno why

naturalmystic you're probably a kid...one day you'll be doing it ahahhaha.

blood and piss come out of a pussy...vomit, plaque, saliva, and old food come in and out a mouth...i assume you don't kiss and don't eat pussy either.

:eek: There is no way I would lick someones tucker shot...but I did have a boyfriend that liked to do it...but it just wasn't something that I was into :p

DAMN ! whats up with this? i hope whoever is doing this "salad tossing" are wearing some protection! please use some protection. herpies, aids, heptitus C are not curable! peace to ya.

Me and my girlfriend of three years are disease free.

Anyway - She used to toss my salad, and I loved it while she was jerking me off at the same time. But I'm pretty much not that kinky anymore, lol, that was more just experimental stuff. I eat her ass sometimes though. :)

Make sure that your butt is clean, ladies. Also! And this one is way more important then the first ;) make sure that your boyfriend doesn't go from anus to vagina!!! You'll get like tract infections and yeast infections and infection infections.

so...it's oaky to go from vagina to anus... but not anus to vagina...? hold on let me write that down....
oaky... What do I have to rinse my mouth out with or what actions must I take ...before I can go back to the vagina after dining at the anus?

I anxiously await this information
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Thank you.... SeeMore : )

Lol, the ass to vagina thingy is a no-no when you're putting your dick in it, but when you're licking, it's all good :D

It's ok to go from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse, but the other way around might cause some problems

mayjanemama, seems like we have some in common. i consider myself anti-anal. i would never have anal sex and i wouldn't let my bf put his tounge in there again. even tho he did it once. he wants to do it again lol. and i just finished reading this other post u made, i think it was about tasting urself. yeah it's kool that ur the only other chick that'll admit to that. anyway imma go smoke some more now. .......:)

if she chic was hot and clean then fuck yeah id do it

I will say this.... "tossing the salad" is one of the better slang terms around....

It just roles of the tongue...(no pun intended)

It's great when you go to a fancy restraunt and the waiter asks you...

"Would you like your salad tossed? " hahahahah

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Honestly, I find anything to do with the ass quite stomach turning. I have never done that or had it done to me and I would like to keep it that way.

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ditto

lol, im dying even here trying to read this. this is the funniest dam post ive ever read here lmao. i dont no if id lick a chicks asshole, it has to b clean and she does to.
it all depends what ur on and what mood ur on. ex. e and a horny mood probly means ull b dining on ass that night.

later

Every chick I have done that to absolutely loves it... Not so much on its own as to leading up to and takin breaks from eatin her out... keep it slow and make sure ya get down there every once in a while and you will be surprised how good everything builds up for a chick...

One thing I think people don't realise is it actually DOESN'T taste like poo AT ALL. Can't even taste it. Even have a bath together before if you're REALLY worried about that.

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah... now its startingto make sense... you clean it first? then lick it..... kinda like fruit, from the da market down da street.... clean it.. then eat it....



What do you mean, It doesn't taste like poop? Does it smell like poop?

Yeah. Doesn't taste or smell like shit if the girls clean man. Guarantee it. I've done it a number of times. Never tasted nor smelled. You can even do it in the shower or something.

K.....gotta say this....rimming is eating ass...tossing salads is a term for licking syrup or jam out of someone elses ass....that said if a gal were to ask to have it done, she better be a 12 on the ol 1-10 scale...we are talkin beyond smokin

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Originally Posted by altwnyguy73

K.....gotta say this....rimming is eating ass...tossing salads is a term for licking syrup or jam out of someone elses ass....that said if a gal were to ask to have it done, she better be a 12 on the ol 1-10 scale...we are talkin beyond smokin

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Lol I always thought that rimming was giving a bj but just working on the head of the penis, not going below the rim. I figured out I was wrong when I read somewhere about a guy rimming a chick. There should be a guide to sexual slang posted here to keep us all informed.

Oh, yes, I know of a penis chart for all of the girls who want to find out what certain rock stars are packing. But it's a metal website for girls like me who still think Nikki Six is a love god. Lulu, we were right about Anthony Keidis, he's all that and more. ;)

lol...heard about it in a movie;ie-tossing salad...rimming refers to licking the "rim" of the asshole.... I am so ashamed that I know this...lol time to smoke

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Originally Posted by naturalmystic

i wouldn't do that to a chick, and i wouldn't recieve it either. Its UNSANITARY, assholes are only meant to be licked by dogs and other assortment of animals NOT HUMANs. Remember, POOP comes out of that hole. Your licking dingleberry but thats just my opinion. Whatever floats your boat.

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You're only licking dingleberry if you have poor hygiene.

If you want to enjoy the dressing ... sooner or later your going to have to 'toss some salad'. :eek:

... just keep it clean.

nice AV.. stokes

lol yes indeed, dressing on the salad =|

a picture to go by

http://www.toss-my-salad.com/top5.shtml
"Once you've got your face in your partner's butt, don't hold back. Worship your partner's ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. Eating out someone's ass is one of the most intimate of all sexual acts. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex."

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a picture to go by

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very informative :confused:

okay, heres a little suggestion for you guys... how about you DONT stick your face in somebodies ass.. i mean, i know it sounds crazy, but try it.. it works for me.. ive been 17 years without sticking my face in someones ass and ive never regretted the decision.. my face is and always will be an ass-free zone, so to speak

tossing salds??? man thats nasty shit homie!!!! thats basically like eating shit

its one of the less desirable salads out there i guess =/

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Originally Posted by ghostman420

tossing salds??? man thats nasty shit homie!!!! thats basically like eating shit

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i agree, it`s an EXIT ONLY oriface

lol sorry i just seen this topic while i was listening to some wicked shit music and Twiztid said this...
"Last night i licked a girls buthole for the firstime in my life, and it was pretty fucking fresh, i still fucked her afterwards but i fucked girls before yanno, it was cool and all...but thats what im saying, you gotta get a girl that bathes properly u dont wanna get a bulldoggin ass...you dont wanna go there, but uhh next time your gettin down with a girl, you should lick her butthole b/c its pretty fuckin'...its pretty fuckin fresh, and i liked it a lot"

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Originally Posted by Juggalotus

lol sorry i just seen this topic while i was listening to some wicked shit music and Twiztid said this...
"Last night i licked a girls buthole for the firstime in my life, and it was pretty fucking fresh, i still fucked her afterwards but i fucked girls before yanno, it was cool and all...but thats what im saying, you gotta get a girl that bathes properly u dont wanna get a bulldoggin ass...you dont wanna go there, but uhh next time your gettin down with a girl, you should lick her butthole b/c its pretty fuckin'...its pretty fuckin fresh, and i liked it a lot"

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hehe yup thats Twiztid - Fall Apart