My life, well....it just sucks

some shit i need to get off my chest.

I post on here semi-regulary and i made a new user account to say something i have never told anyone. a lot of people have what i have but you don't usually meet them cause they are the kids that don't leave their houses. well here it is,will be with me the rest of my life:

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I have completely isolated myself from my friends because i have this, i can not live a normal life. when i go out and a girl hits on me, i am forced to make up an exuse that my friends would believe to why i didn't get with her. the even more shittier thing is i am only 16. Go a head and laugh if you want to, you couldn't possibly make me feel any more shittier.

What's the problem? Looks like you've got a built in french tickler. :jointsmile:

I'm being completely honest - I sat through the entirety of Shine on You Crazy Diamond trying to think of an appropriate response, and I came up with this:

Grow the hell up, stop being emo, and play with the fucking hand that you are delt with instead of begging for sympathy regarding a mere cosmetic flaw.

retard, i said it was to get shit off my chest, i am most deffenetly not a fuckin emo and its not a little cosmetic situation its pernament, you can speak towards it though you prob use your hand all the time

Can we call you "Lumpy"?

I think you think its a bigger problem than it really is. At your age its normal to feel that every thing thats different about you is a huge deal, but the link you posted said that its a common thing.
If you're with a girl and she says anything say its an allergy reaction or just plain goose bumps.

Yeah it says it's completely cosmetic and non-transferable so you're in the clear.

you might ass well chop your cock off because as soon as anyone sees a little rash on ur balls then youll lose your job and be exiled from america

brotha i got news for you, lots of peope have those, even me, my girlfriend hardly notices and doesnt care. seriousley dude its not bad at all. i actually always thought it was hair follicals. i promise if the girl likes you at all, shes not gonna judge you for a few goosebumps on your dick.

That is CRAZY!

Damn I never knew what those were called before. In fact I thought they were hair follicles too sticking up because of dry skin... I was looking at those pics trying to see wtf the 'condition' was because they just look like... skin?

Relax bro. Girls are only going to freak out if YOU seem to be freaked out about it. Just be like, whatever, I have dry skin (good excuse for whatever little flaws your skin may have), get the fuck over it and make me a sammich.

A sammich will make you feel better:)

People DO leave their houses all the time with that condition, Problem Child. My husband has a partner who has Fordyce spots on his lips, and I know plenty of others who do, too. They're harmless and almost not noticeable. You've got the problem over-magnified in your head and have let this turn into a sort of body dysmorphic disorder. (Read about that one.)

Seriously, if you're letting a condition in which you have slightly raised sebaceous glands keep you isolated at home and from friends, you need to talk to someone to help put that back in perspective.

OK- NONE of us are perfect! We ALL have flaws! You, me, Miss America- we ain't perfect! And when it comes to negative self images, well, usually girls have got the boys beat by a long shot! Kids are SO hung up on their self image! Perfectly normal kids think they are too fat, too thin, their eyes are too small, their nose is too big, their left boob is bigger than the right, they have a birth mark, all kinds of overblown stuff! In the end, WHO you are is far more important than how you look!

So stop hassling so much- if a girl decides to dump you for a "cosmetic" reason, she likely wasn't worth dating anyway. Your male friends accept you as you are- why wouldn't a girlfriend accept you? Your friends like you- A girlfriend is supposed to be in love with you! How could a cosmetic problem run off anyone who really loved you? Dudes who have zits still get gals, not as many as the guys with clearer skin, but they do date.

By the time you get around to having sex, your gal should love you for who you are. A bunch of non-contagious, goosebumps shouldn't be enough to freak her out!

So get off your pity-pot:(, smoke some pot:stoned:, and go party:thumbsup:! - Granny:hippy:

Its normal. Ive got em too and i remember as a teenager being worried about it but guess what, no woman ive ever been with has even acted the slightest bit surprised/weird about it.


Get over it.

It litterally looks like i a pimple in every sqaure inch of my dick, how the hell do you get a girl with that?

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Originally Posted by ProblemCHild420

It litterally looks like i a pimple in every sqaure inch of my dick, how the hell do you get a girl with that?

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I think a lady would deal very nicely with that. Hell man, some of us pick up studded condoms for our lady.......your a walkin' package!

Always look at the bright side of an issue man......strut your shit proud, some lucky lady will appreciate it more than you'll ever know.:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Who knows man she might like the feeling ;)

At any rate, don't let it dictate your life. It sucks but it could be worse. <3

Shit, man, that's it? That's no big deal at all. True, I wouldn't want it, but still...it shouldn't be incapacitating.

Suck it up, and stop feelin sorry for yourself.........shyt, there's ppl out there with wayyyy worst than what you're dealing with, so suck it up.............

Get really drunk and turn off the lights.

Yeah it could be worse, you could have cancer

In a few years you'll realise how silly a problem you made this out to be. Some people have like one inch dicks. Some people have seriously deformed dicks. Some people are unlucky enough to have not got one at all, think about that and ask yourself if its actually a big deal.

The spots are a form of ectopic sebaceous gland, and are not known to be associated with any disease or illness!!!Keep the advert handy to show em! theyll understand!!Remove the lightbulb to ur pit n insist on going back to yours! hehe

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Originally Posted by johneg

Remove the lightbulb to ur pit n insist on going back to yours! hehe

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im sorry i am veeeeeeeeeery high and i have no clue what the fuck your talking about

"pit" = place of dwelling..... living some people call it. it took me a few seconds to realize what it said as well tho, it's no common slang in the Americas.

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

smoke some pot:stoned:, and go party:thumbsup:! - Granny:hippy:

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That's my advice to you because I think your "problem" is ridiculous.

I hope you read the rest of her reply cause it was perfect.

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Originally Posted by ProblemCHild420

some shit i need to get off my chest.

I post on here semi-regulary and i made a new user account to say something i have never told anyone. a lot of people have what i have but you don't usually meet them cause they are the kids that don't leave their houses. well here it is,will be with me the rest of my life:

Google Image Result for http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b3/180px-Fordyces_spot_closeup.jpg

I have completely isolated myself from my friends because i have this, i can not live a normal life. when i go out and a girl hits on me, i am forced to make up an exuse that my friends would believe to why i didn't get with her. the even more shittier thing is i am only 16. Go a head and laugh if you want to, you couldn't possibly make me feel any more shittier.

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I'll kill to just have your problem.

I have a scar straight from my chest to the edge of my pubes, chemo burns, and one nut all from cancer. Now do you feel lucky?

Doesn't stop me from doing anything I want to do. Sure, I'll never again be able to just fuck some overly superficial girls, but hey who cares about them!

Well to be honest (no offence) i think your making more of a bigger deal about it than it actually is, its not like you have to walk around with it hanging out is it? so i dont see why you have to completely isolate yourself from your friends and from going out seriously thats taking it too far.

There are some pretty immature comments on here from people who obviously havent gone through puberty yet but just ignore them, listen you need to try and not be so self concious (as hard as it is) and just think "i dont give a fuck what other people think" because its what you think of yourself that really matters, remember that.

Its just like, when someone gets low self confidence and thinks that they are ugly all the time they let it stop them from going out but at least you can hide this, right? (not that you should have to) i mean your obviously not the only person with it.

Another thing, are you sure its permenant or are you just expecting the worst here? Have you been to see a doctor or anything about this?

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

Damn I never knew what those were called before. In fact I thought they were hair follicles too sticking up because of dry skin... I was looking at those pics trying to see wtf the 'condition' was because they just look like... skin?

Relax bro. Girls are only going to freak out if YOU seem to be freaked out about it. Just be like, whatever, I have dry skin (good excuse for whatever little flaws your skin may have), get the fuck over it and make me a sammich.

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qft,

I don't really see what the problem is. Apparently I have the same 'condition' as you if you can even call it that,
it's just little bumps on your dick bro, calm the fuck down.
If you're advanced enough in your relationship to have sex, or she is drunk enough to have sex with you, I'm sure she won't care.

Chill out :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by ProblemCHild420

some shit i need to get off my chest.

I post on here semi-regulary and i made a new user account to say something i have never told anyone. a lot of people have what i have but you don't usually meet them cause they are the kids that don't leave their houses. well here it is,will be with me the rest of my life:

Google Image Result for http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b3/180px-Fordyces_spot_closeup.jpg

I have completely isolated myself from my friends because i have this, i can not live a normal life. when i go out and a girl hits on me, i am forced to make up an exuse that my friends would believe to why i didn't get with her. the even more shittier thing is i am only 16. Go a head and laugh if you want to, you couldn't possibly make me feel any more shittier.

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This is not a big deal. Fucking deal with it. Sorry. I have these too, mainly on my sack [Sorry for being blunt] and I don't even worry about it. Sometimes I get asked and I'll just put it off until I can get to a computer and show her what it is.
At first when I turned 13 I couldn't figure out what they were.
My conclusion after 4 months of not figuring it out: I was raped as a baby and somehow contracted herpes. Honest to god, this is what I thought.

Wow dude you are a dumb ass.....it's no big deal....

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Originally Posted by RollenJoynts

At first when I turned 13 I couldn't figure out what they were.
My conclusion after 4 months of not figuring it out: I was raped as a baby and somehow contracted herpes. Honest to god, this is what I thought.

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haha, i have it similarly on my scrotum as well, and i thought maybe i got herpes from a towel or something at first?

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Originally Posted by ProblemCHild420

It litterally looks like i a pimple in every sqaure inch of my dick, how the hell do you get a girl with that?

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Every square inch? You make it sound like you've got a foot long cock. If that's the case, you've got nothing to worry about.

Also, you might want to look for a girl with a zit covered face, and hope the tile matches the ceiling.

seriously dude i got the shit to, but i havent ever worried about it . i thoguht it was an STD/STI but i realised ive had them from a young age.
seriously that such a small thing to worry about (no pun intended). and ive never had any complaints from women :)

To the original poster: Im only gonna say this once, so listen up. As you can see you arent the only one with this shit, its common. In fact, Its more common to HAVE them than not. I got that shit too all over. Has it stopped me?? FUCK no! I pretty much just got the most beautiful, intelligent, charismatic and humorous girl Ive ever met, and I have no job, no money, and no car. Why? BECAUSE ITS ON MY DICK AND SHE HASNT SEEN IT. If you cant go out because you are worried about something that comes later on in the game anyways, you need to reorganize your priorities.

Girls dont choose dudes based on whether or not they have non-transferable negligible bumps on their dick or not... they choose a guy based on how confidently they carry themselves and how you make her feel about herself. Im replying to make you feel better and help you out, but Im gonna administer a bit of "tough love": STOP BEING A BITCH. You are feeling sorry for yourself for something that you have no business doing so. When you are ready to go out into the world and start being a man, then I have the faith that you will do fine.

Adopt the same attitude as me: I can get any girl, smellin and lookin like shit with no car, in my work clothes. And Ive done it plenty of times. If you think youre sexy, that confidence will shine through. Just make sure it doesnt turn into arrogance. One of my friends has got to be the ugliest dude there is... jacked up grill to end all others, fucked up face, all that shit. But hes confident and even cocky. Women love it.

Try having a skin disorder that makes it look like you have nasty rashes and shit all over the most visible parts of your body. Exactly... and it doesnt stop me for shit. Why?? Because IM CONFIDENT! I dont give a fuck! And it pays off. Any girl worth getting wont care either as long as you are man enough to satisfy her. And that means not being a baby about an insignificant cosmetical phenomenon that happens to be on the least visible part of the body. And by the way? If she even notices it in the first place just tell her its hair follicles and that its common. If she has a problem get on the internet and show her.

But for gods sake get it off your mind bro. Take it easy and good luck.

Lets get one thing straight....its normal!!!

I know because i went to get checked for STD's a few years ago and asked the doc who said it was hormonal oil blocking the folicles or somthing and should settle down with time.

chill.

So what, you got penis bumps. Some girls will find that sexy. Its nothing to end your life over.

Yeah, most girls who would get with you at your age would be more concerned that you'd be grossed out by something about them that you would probably not even notice, and thus they wouldn't notice some minor cosmetic issue that you might have. Especially in the dark.

shit bro you shouldnt even worry about that
even if you are trying to get laid make it in a dark place the girl wont notice something like that in the dark and if your being smart and wearing a rubber she wont even notice
dont get all down about your dick bro it could be way worse
i know a kid who only has one nut and he gets laid all the time haha