would u prefer to be buried at sea, underground, cremated ect

i'm opting 4 at sea, now

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

hmm. i put other. but the thing now says 100% for cremation and other. interesting...

anyways, when i die i wanna be shot out into space, i think thatd be kinda cool. just so in like year 3000 or something when space flight is normal somebody runs into my body and is like..."WTF!!! WE HIT A HUMAN!!!!" and i dont think i'd decay because there is no stuff in space that breaksdown flesh? do things rot without air and bacteria? :wtf:

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? depends on how you are sealed in your whatever

i think when fish from several thousands of feet below are towed up they explode

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I don't like any of the options because in all of them I will be dead, and that is no fun at all. But I want to be buried in my old hometowns cemetery cause its beautiful and I have family & friends there.

You forgot a couple of options like cryogenics or being made into a diamond! :)

cremate me and spread the ashes into the ocean or something
funerals and the things that accompany a person's death are so god damned expensive, it's all a rip-off

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anyways, when i die i wanna be shot out into space, i think thatd be kinda cool.

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You know that guy who played Scotty on Star Trek? That was his grand wish in life and he was fortunate to have the postmortem dream come true, except that when the rocket launched the achieved orbit was too low and the capsule with his remains ended up lost in a forest. His remains were found and presumably re-launched but the whole thing is still ironic. Being shot up into space would be very cool, indeed, but the problem there is, like Scotty, the capsules stay up for only a few minutes. At least, that is, with current technology.

For myself, I want to be donated to science, maybe be one of those guys whose bodies are sliced in cross-sections and displayed in a museum.

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I visited the war memorial, USS Arizona. there is a wall listing all several thousand of the deceased veterans below the memorial. It still visibly leaks oil.

i would be cremation then put into the ocean

it's in my will
i want 2 b cremated
then my family will skatter my ashe's on a high mountain top over looking the ocean, and the sunset's
but i think crunkjuice has an awsume idea
when it's ur time, i hope u get 2 do that,cj

i want to be cremated, i can imagine the smell of weed as i go up in smoke lol

i would like to be put in the ocean, So i can be at one with the world, forever lost into the water of the sea. Its a beautiful place we have, and the ocean is my savior... When i do go, i hope my family does this for me :-) :stoned::thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

hmm. i put other. but the thing now says 100% for cremation and other. interesting...

anyways, when i die i wanna be shot out into space, i think thatd be kinda cool. just so in like year 3000 or something when space flight is normal somebody runs into my body and is like..."WTF!!! WE HIT A HUMAN!!!!" and i dont think i'd decay because there is no stuff in space that breaksdown flesh? do things rot without air and bacteria? :wtf:

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i pulled this up from wikipedia, being curious

enjoy



Contrary to popular belief[1], a person suddenly exposed to the vacuum would not explode, freeze to death, or die from boiling blood, but would take a short while to die by asphyxiation (suffocation). Air would immediately leave the lungs due to the enormous pressure gradient. Any oxygen dissolved in the blood would empty into the lungs to try to equalize the partial pressure gradient. Once the deoxygenated blood arrived at the brain, death would quickly follow. Water vapor would also rapidly evaporate off from exposed areas such as the lungs, cornea of the eye and mouth, cooling the body.

crunkjuice, see reply #6, bud

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Originally Posted by rainbows.rsexy

i pulled this up from wikipedia, being curious

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Contrary to popular belief[1], a person suddenly exposed to the vacuum would not explode, freeze to death, or die from boiling blood, but would take a short while to die by asphyxiation (suffocation). Air would immediately leave the lungs due to the enormous pressure gradient. Any oxygen dissolved in the blood would empty into the lungs to try to equalize the partial pressure gradient. Once the deoxygenated blood arrived at the brain, death would quickly follow. Water vapor would also rapidly evaporate off from exposed areas such as the lungs, cornea of the eye and mouth, cooling the body.

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good call. anyways id like to be cremated then snorted by all of my family and friends. LOL just kidding thats sick. i got that idea from the hbo show six feet under where some coke heads actualy did that. messed up. GREAT show though.

Cremated and my ashes spread over a exotic animal burial ground.:stoned:

Cremated... and I havn't found that special spot for my ashes to be scattered

crunkjuice, in response 2 your quest. u wont explode, but, you'd very rapidly dry out and look like a ancient mummified corpse,

Cremation for me, preferably with a big bag of weed for my final smoke, incidentally both me and Mrs NCM have our funeral arrangments and final wishes locked in the safe on CD Rom it saves any hassle about type of service, music, who is not to come etc. Some people find it a bit morbid but to us it makes sense.

Cheers

NCM

id have to be creamated i just dont want any thing feeding on my body afterwards i dont know why but if I could do any think id love to be thrown in space

my mom's ashes are at her angeles forest backyard, former property

my grandpa's ashes are over mt st helens

my mothers ashes are in the sea, egypt, germany, barzil, and her childhood home ... my grandmother went nutso with her ashes.. and she still has more and plans to spread them about the world as she travels, IM going on vacation soon to Puerto vallarta and she wants me to take some to spread.. im still thinking about it..

though i chose cremation because it's the cheapest option, i really don't care. once i'm dead, this body will be of no use to me or anyone else and you could set me on the curb for trash pick up as far as i'm concerned.

if my retirement goes as planned there will be no need to choose because my remains will never be found.

I've always wanted to be buried at sea... cinderblock on the feets, toss me overboard off the Eastern Canadian coast where so many of my ancestors are enjoying a well-deserved rest from fishing.

I want to donate all my organs except my eyes and then be cremated. I dont care what happens to my ashes.

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.... cinder block on the feets, toss me overboard off the Eastern Canadian coast....

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would you like this to happen before or after you're dead?:D

After please! I am not trying to piss off the Maritime Mafia and get concrete overshoes or anything...

I also just realized there is no option for 'up in space'. That would be great.

Just dump my body in the woods and let the animals devoure me...

Finish cremating me ,
I got 1 helluva head start . LOL .
Crispi :jointsmile:

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i think when fish from several thousands of feet below are towed up they explode

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They do not explode, their air blatter expands because of the pressure differential when they are hauled up quickly, they can swim up if they want and be fine, it's only when they are dragged up quickly that their air blatter expands. You are supposed to take a small needle and poke a hole in the air blatter to deflate it then the fish is fine, they're eyes also bug out too.

id like them to take out my useful goodies. i want my body to get blowd up. we could strap my body to a stick put some IEDs on my body and BOOOOM. o and fucking right id be wearing a tux. if my friends cant afford that then just throw me in a ditch but they better put some firecrackers on me or something.

I think its only right if a giant plant of the cannabis variety gets to smoke me when im gone.

how bout this, get cremated, then have ur ashes mixed in with the ground up bud of your favorite strain....then roll that up in to a bunch of fatty joints that ur family and friends can put on their mantle lol.

EDIT: the joints should NEVER be smoked. damn thatd be sick.

I would like to be sealed into a casket with some premmo bud and some seeds and have a small rocket attached to the rear of the coffin. I want to be aimed at the planet they found about 26 light years away that is like earth.
It might take me 40 million years to get there but when i do if there is intelligent life there i will be worshipped as a god that brought them a gift.
I WOULD BE THE JESUS OF HEMP!
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I'd combine cremation with buried at sea. Viking style, baby!!! With flaming arrows shot at my coffin ship or whatever they called it.

Bury me in a shallow grave so the dogs can dig me out, if I die tonight then that suits me fine COS ILL BE BETTER OF COVERED IN LYE !!! sorry the Haunted..
When you're dead it doesn't really matter, but it would be nice to be buried on top of a mountain or burned in a ship at sea.

cremated, but not kept in a little urn.

Fuck no.

Scatter me and be done with it.

I've already thought this one out. See I really don't want to die, and I'd take immortality any day. I know a lot of people are against that, but I just see no point in blinking out of existence when there's still so much to be done, so much to learn! I NEVER want to stop learning and experiencing, but *sigh* I probably will after death.

Anywhoo, to continue being a possitive force in the world after death, I want to be burried under a young tree, the type that will grow huge and live for a couple thousand years, and let it absorb me. You are what you eat, right? So then I can continue my existence as a grand old tree, purfying the air and giving people natural enjoyment. I might also reach out with my branches and grab someone every so often and go *BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA* just for fun:D

id like to be buried in a cardboard box with a tree planted over me. so i can go back to nature like it was intended.

I want to be cremated with my ashes scattered. I don't really care where. Just throw me up in a big gust of wind! That'll be fine.