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Originally Posted by blazed_babe
hahahah
the whole what a guy has to say on the subject just makes me laugh. hahahahahaha. seriously, that's all i can do right now. if a guy really thinks that? ahahahaha yeah, i probably wouldn't even speak with him. hahaha if a guy thinks like that in a relationship, then he's an ass, and has very little consideration for his girlfriend. really, all i can do is laugh at that, and be disgusted.
here, i'll break the list down for you, it's not really how a man thinks....
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
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1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
if a guy is gonna find a younger, prettier and dirtier girl, he'll do it regaurdless. as for obligation, if i'm willing to 'put out' so to speak, i think you should do the same... if i refuse to go down on you, you have the same right, simple as that.
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2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
first, i wonder who has tasted cumm and thought "gee, i'd love to put this in my coffee!" the rest of the statement, is even 'insulting' to me.. :eek: next, i wanna know who's going down on a girl that tastes like dead fish... o.0 if you take care of yourself as you should, it's actually not unpleasant tasting in the least....
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3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
i don't even see how these could compare, one is gas from rotting breaking down food, and one is just air being pushed in... ontop of that, she's not queefing while your head is right next to the exit hole, AND if she is, she lied to you... she farted.
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4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
don't think i really understand the whole pulling on the ears thing, nor the hair... never done anything like it really, besides, if you've had a tooth scrape down your dick, you don't really wanna risk it happening again...
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5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
this is when it's time to open a beer and watch tv, preferably at a friends house... atleast if the woman tends to turn into a total bitch around that time... i got lucky i guess, as my woman doesn't.
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6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
just stupid lol...
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7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
refer back to #2
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8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
there's no danger in a pussy bleeding in your mouth either, unless you just push your luck.
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9. Play with the balls.
nice, but not absolutely nessicary.
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10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
i personally beg to differ.
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11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
refer back to #9
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12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
meh, like the guy will still be such a looker by that time.
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13. If you swallow, th en you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
never understood the coming on the face/body thing either.... unless it's like durring sex and it's on the belly cuz she wants you to pull out... it kinda kills the mood to have to grab a towel.... swallowing does feel tons bettter (or spit it i don't care, just as long as you're not removing your mouth durring the big finish.... and lets get real, if we did that to you, you'd break our fucking neck.)
