What random things would drive you insane

What random things can you think of that you think would drive you totally insane?

Mine would be being sent to prison for a crime i know i didnt commit or being stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere.

When someone doesn't shut the door all the way...lol...t-shirt tags sticking up always bug me when I see them on people...it's like "tuck it in, fool!"

And never smoking again. I would be insane, simply put. Er wait, I...am insane...:jointsmile:

Gettin bit by mosquitos constantly!

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being blind or deaf

somebody sneaking in my garden and nicking my grow.:cursing:

Being married with children

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

Being married with children

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

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Thanks. I know that some consider me a "bad influence" on the young here, but I can't help being honest.

And not-so-serious sometimes as well. :thumbsup:

Republicans.

kids going through the stage where they think theyre tougher than everyone else and feell like they can beat anyones ass

when you get burnt by the roach and just fucking throw it. Even though it was still hitting.

That wouldn't be random, Billionfold. That'd be pure blasphemy!

Random things that drive me insane.

Random? Or, is it impulsive?

Not having marijuana for a very long period of time. Everyone and anyone I ever knew growing up all dieing before I did. Living without electricity. Being butt fucked by polar bears for eternity.

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

when you buy bud from a diff dealer because your main one is out of bud or out of town, and you find he puts the herb in a plastic baggie, then twists it up really tight in there (get out air?) and then BURNS THE BAG SHUT!!! you end up ripping the bag to get some herb out and it flies ALL over the place and you end up losing 1/2 of your 1/8th you just purchased.

(and the herb is shitty in the first place...lots of shake and small buds..)

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When i was about 15 my dealer at the time used to do that, he used celophnae bits of cig packs. But i just had a razor to open it so my buds didnt fly out.

I can't stand dropping things. I don't go 'insane' per se but i get more mad then i should. Also, when i start to sweat and i can't stop and it annoys me so much. That really drives me insane. When things don't work as they should also, it seems technology works fine for everybody but me sometimes. Rant over. Got to go to work, where i'll go insane one day if i stayed there.

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Originally Posted by WildeStyle

My brother's driving me insane at the moment.

He's literally JUST hit puberty, and he's being an absolute cock, ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Like, I asked him to turn the TV down, as it was drowning out the music I was listening to through my headphones, and he goes, no lie: FUCK OFF, IT'S MY RIGHT TO HAVE THE TV AS LOUD AS I WANT! And then turned it up even more!

And his voice... my god, it's so fucking scratchy and annoying!

Apart from that: people leaving a minute amount of orange juice/milk/whatever in the container, so that they don't have to get a new carton from the garage. It's so, so annoying.

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Lol that sucks.....uhh the thing driving me insane right now is the fact that my fucking psychiatrist gave me prozac with no mood stabalizer and I went hypomanic, then fully manic at a party and almost got arrested, and then last night as a gift for actually passing school (since I was failing almost all my classes earlier) I got the latest issues of CC and HT, but I can't fucking find HT right now, and I think my dad fucking stole it. Yeah.

People farting right by my head royally pisses me off... mainly because they find it oh so hilarious..

Now when i fart near people.. it's a different story..

It's funny!

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Originally Posted by BobBong

People farting right by my head royally pisses me off... mainly because they find it oh so hilarious..

Now when i fart near people.. it's a different story..

It's funny!

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why do they fart by your head, are you only 2ft tall lol:D

there is only one thing that drives me crazy (im gettin pissed thinkin about it). i cant stand to hear somebody eat a banana. the smushiness, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. when i was a young lad i would punch my bro if he ate a banana around me.:rastabanna::cursing:

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Originally Posted by weedmaster

why do they fart by your head, are you only 2ft tall lol:D

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Like if i'm sitting down, people will come up beside me and fart RIGHT beside me, and of course i'm sitting.. so my head tends to be closer to their ass than i'd like it. So when they fart it only adds to the problem of my head being near asses. Or picking something up .. or something random like that.. It doesn't bother me when people cut the cheese.. just cut it away from my head and or face please.!!:stoned:

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Originally Posted by mattks1

there is only one thing that drives me crazy (im gettin pissed thinkin about it). i cant stand to hear somebody eat a banana. the smushiness, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. when i was a young lad i would punch my bro if he ate a banana around me.:rastabanna::cursing:

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thats a weird one lol.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Not seeing marijuana legalized in my lifetime... I'll seriously die in a bad mood.

Also it would make me insane.

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Haha, "die in a bad mood", that's very well put. I think that sums up my feelings as well.


For me it would be getting put into a fanatically religious society where you get killed for questioning the church of the religion.

in a place with no weed hook ups :(

eating the same food every day. breakfast lunch and dinner. i like food and i like variety

Cigarettes and alcohol being legal while pot smokers are criminalized and locked up.

Those Truth.com and Above the Influence commercials.

MARTA (Atlanta public transit) buses. Like cops, they're always in the way until you need one.

seriously its the fucking posers! :p

the smell of feet.

Little boys who think they're big boys.

if you drive me insane, we can split the gas ... :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by psteve

Little boys who think they're big boys.

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LOL - Theres never a shortage of pre-pubescent threads on this site.

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Originally Posted by mattks1

i cant stand to hear somebody eat a banana. the smushiness, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :

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I agree completely!
Squishy chewing noises, people sucking their teeth, sounds of spit, just make me absolutely homicidal. Like, shut your damn mouth, I don't need to hear your lunch. Please.

That you tell somebody some advice, or my opinion on somthing.

They dont take my word for it and I end up being completely right and they realize it after making the mistake I told em how to fuckin get outa!!

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I agree completely!
Squishy chewing noises, people sucking their teeth, sounds of spit, just make me absolutely homicidal. Like, shut your damn mouth, I don't need to hear your lunch. Please.

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Me too.
First date was always dinner. If I heard you chewing on the first date, it was the last date.

Haha^^...that seems...petty...to say the least...

I also don't like it when some stranger is looking right at me and doesn't say anything...they just stare..lol so now it's all on me to initiate conversation with an already creepy, staring stranger and hope it doesn't get my ass kicked or something. :jointsmile:

My friend said the other day that he would rather sleep with Jessica Biel over Jessica Alba...it makes me insane to think of how insane I think he is LOL.

Checking into room 1408.

Liberals, having to sit through a bible study class, being repeatedly poked in the eye, having my foot ran over, people not saying please and thanks and running out of pot

like that one dude said about leaving just a little bit of milk in the thing and putting it in the fridge

my brother annoys the fuck out of me cause he thinks hes right all the god damn time and then well get into an arguement over stupid ass shit

when people drive slow as fuck

emo or "hardcore" music, i dont understand how people can listen to that shit my bro is emo and he listens to that shit, which is probably why i want to shoot myself in the face half the time




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