I would impregnate Thomas Edison so while he was throwing up from morning sickness I could sneak out of bed and swipe his ideas. :rastasmoke:
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I would impregnate Thomas Edison so while he was throwing up from morning sickness I could sneak out of bed and swipe his ideas. :rastasmoke:
I would impregnate Notorious B.I.G.
I don't know if The Governator has yet acheived 'historical figure' status, but he'd look hella funny with a little bowling ball belly.
It's naaaht a tuuuumah!
:D
Betty Boop.
pochahontas
i would impregnate john rockefeller(sp?)
its pretty fuckin funny/gross to think about thomas edison getting nailed by a dude :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
Helen Keller
David Koresh
Charles Manson
Adolf Hitler
and of course
Jesus.
Mother Teresa, by artificial insemination.
Then make her get an abortion.
i'm gonna take the obvious answer: marilyn monroe
Elvis
Mary Magdalen lol...
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Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Hehehe. Good movie.
Whoa. Weird. Someone thought of that before me.. honestly I live under a ROCK (no cable, no TV in the house at all, don't get out much) and did not know that movie existed.
Ahahah it's pretty damn old..I saw it...god, atleast 5 years ago and was my fav. for a while. It's HILARIOUS.
H. Tubman
Amelia Airhart, while airborne
The virgin mary LOL that would really fuck things up
WHOSE THE DADDY? WHOSE THE DADDY?
I AM THE DADDY!! Up yours Joseph!
NCM
cleopatra
That would make you god sir...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
I'd have to pick Hitler.. I would Fuck him up so bad, I'd make him do Sick BDSM/POISION GAS/BANANA Porn stuff.. See how he'd like it.
But if hitler was'nt up for the taking..... I'd chose..... The pope.. Fuck it why not.
Lol.
Peace :thumbsup:
go air force beat hijacked air guppyQuote:
Originally Posted by rainbows.rsexy
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
hell, for all we know it's already been done and that's why the bitch crashed her plane :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by rainbows.rsexy
Myself...
ASSHOLE!!!!!! I was so gonna say that... :( And Monroe is taken too... fuck.. Now I gotta think... I really wanted to fuck the virgin mary too :( :( lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
Lady Gwynnivere.. because something tells me I already fucked her in a past life and it was reeeaaaallll good. Hey... maybe I built a time machine in the future, and went back in time and impregnated her, and thats why history is the way it is... and if I dont end up impregnating her this during time-dimension maybe history will be changed forever. So wait... would that make me my own ancestor??? Ewww......
Impregnate, huh?
Well, it wouldn't be a guy, I'm certain of that.
Marilyn Monroe, and I'd see her all the way through it.
Oh, they can't be taken. How about Martha Washington? I'm sure George got the hot girls.
Eh. Not bad.
edit: Maybe in her younger years.
I don't know what to think, anymore.
Tupac :p
Hey, maybe she will go two up LOL, bags me on first :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
Cheers
NCM
haha! good choice! that would have made our lives alot better. anyone esle get what he said?Quote:
Originally Posted by reaper666
i would make some babies with, Dwight D. Eisenhower so he could drop some more nukes on our F***** world right now. Also Jimmy page, Robert plant, and probably the halo guys cause i could never live without that.
That chick that sat 3 rows up from me, in 11th grade Modern Political History class.
What? Technically, she is an Historical Figure to me, seeing as I always thought about impregnating her, in my history class.
Hmm i cant think of any "historical figures" i would have sex with lol.
:yippee:Oprah,not cause i want to but because id marry her then divorce her!lol,then me and my kid would be rich!Filthy fn rich but thats not me thats the greed speakin
helen of troy, byammm boyy she fine
princess diana
Joan of Arc and Lady Godiva.