The Living Will...

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said
to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."



She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

Bitch...

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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thanks for the laugh

My advice to you would be to go draw one up with your lawyer asap because I don't think she'll want to carry out your wishes

Mine wood of unplugged my computer...

i was ab out to say.... aren't you divorced? <.<

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i was ab out to say.... aren't you divorced? <.<

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Twice........but as the song goes, "Once, twice, three times a lady":thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

If it's a joke, very funny.
If it really happend just like that, classic. She's a witty one.

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Originally Posted by Spoken Word

If it's a joke, very funny.
If it really happend just like that, classic. She's a witty one.

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i agree

You are on a role with these today

Over here we call that thing the shit pump...

Good gag anyway! :thumbsup:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

If you were REALLY in a vegatative statw what would she do