ok, WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today at like 5:30 in the morning I was looking at a dime I had, I held it over my head and above my head board just to see it from the bottom, But i drop it behind my bed, So I put my hand on the floor and feel around for it, but I couldn't find it. So I just figured that I'd actually look when it's not dark anymore. I know the exact spot where it should have fallen with in like three inches but I can't find the goddamn thing. I've been look all over my room now incase it like bounced up or something because ITS NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE. It's like I dropped it righ tinto a black hole or something.

Heh, that's kinda funny. Probably not for you but...you'll find it one day way later and it'll be almost like bonus weed you never knew you had.

Bags dont bounce..
you will probably need to move the bed out to find it..I would imagine you'll be doing it soon. :jointsmile:

Well it cant of dissapeared lol just keep looking harder!

Im thinking a mouse or a cat...

wormholes are notorious for stealing weed..

Gremlins!!! They move shit on me all the time. They even put it back in plain sight at a much later time.. normally when I have given up and figured something else for work arounds..

WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES!

Similar situation happened to me once. I threw my 1/8th sack into the bushes because the cops raided the party I was at.

It took me an hour and thirty minutes just to find that sack. And it was 1:00 in the morning.

holy shit lol... i was bout ot say gremlins tooo.. and i ain't fucking around either... i mean seriously... i've had some weird shit happen, that could happen only by some unknown/unseen 'thing' mvoing it around...

example: me and my wife were tearing up the room looking for something of hers (it's not small either, nor does it 'blend'... it was a face astringent, that is purple, our dresser is brown) we both looked over the dress multiple times since that's where it's kept (she doesn't even smoke weed or drink, i'm pretty sure i was sober at the time) we looked over it and over it, and tore up the room looking for it, then as she's walking out i look over, and dead smack in the middle of the dresser we searched 10 times... geuss what i see..

the same shit youc oudln't have passed up even if you were 70% blind (literally, the color contrast is just that deep, and also the fact that it wasn't cluttered up like crazy so it couldn't have been chiling behind a peice of paper... and we searched over that spot multiple times...)

i know it wsan't her either cuz i was going over the dresser again as she was walking to get TP (we keep it on the other side of the room) and go to the bathroom, right as she opened the door i pick that bottle up and am like.. " um.......................................... isn't this what we were looking for?!" uh...... yeah... where was it? "sitting on the dresser" <my name> im stressed don't fuck with me right now please! "i'm not.....? i just looked over and there it was" then we proceded to question each other over and over again...

it's a coompletely true story too... and she's not hte type to fuck around either, and i know i didn't... i was in no mood to fuck around i wanted to go to bed.

later one of her friends mentioned a 'psychic attack' and explained it to us... either way tho, it's stilll creeped me out til this day (:( i'm embarrased to say i waited outside the bathroom door while she went to do her buisness... shit as far as i know a ghost just decided to hide something from us for 30 mins+ ... i wasn't sticking around this goddamn room alone :mad:)


oh, and that is by FAR not the only weird instance like that....

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Originally Posted by Blondasian

Gremlins!!! They move shit on me all the time. They even put it back in plain sight at a much later time.. normally when I have given up and figured something else for work arounds..

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I hope you wash.

you guys are absolutely right...GREMLINS! the same goddamn gremlins that hide in the laundry room and steal your socks. the same ones that drink my iced teas in the breakroom at work.

I lost a pin out of a friends watch yesterday...that thing hit the floor and it was gone forever..never to be seen again. ooops.

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you guys are absolutely right...GREMLINS! the same goddamn gremlins that hide in the laundry room and steal your socks. the same ones that drink my iced teas in the breakroom at work.

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no that's just your co-worker.. but you got the sock thing right...

i wann asee anyoen explain that to me.... cuz ever since heard that shit like 10 years ago i've made sure a pair goes in the wash/dryer... and i almost always end up with 1 sock short of a pair (if not 2 or three, dpeends if they're all the same socks or if there's a few diffrent kinds)

the lint trap sure the fuck didn't eat them... they ain't stuffed in the sides or anything... (done had to fix the belt on our dryer twice... been using it for years and had socks disapear like crazy... didn't find not one sock in there.)

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no that's just your co-worker.. but you got the sock thing right...

i wann asee anyoen explain that to me.... cuz ever since heard that shit like 10 years ago i've made sure a pair goes in the wash/dryer... and i almost always end up with 1 sock short of a pair (if not 2 or three, dpeends if they're all the same socks or if there's a few diffrent kinds)

the lint trap sure the fuck didn't eat them... they ain't stuffed in the sides or anything... (done had to fix the belt on our dryer twice... been using it for years and had socks disapear like crazy... didn't find not one sock in there.)

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speaking of socks disappearing, i was watching tv late one night, and this hilarious infomercial came on...

"tired of sorting socks the hard way?"
Socksticker - Sock Sorting System - Clothing Accessories

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Originally Posted by Marijuana connoisseu

WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES!

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The Weed Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1. Collect Weed
2. ???
3. Profit!

I blame the government.

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Originally Posted by NteeM

The Weed Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1. Collect Weed
2. ???
3. Profit!

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Time to go to work, work all night
search for your weed hey!
We wont stop until we have your weed
Yum tum yummy tum day!

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holy shit lol... i was bout ot say gremlins tooo.. and i ain't fucking around either... i mean seriously... i've had some weird shit happen, that could happen only by some unknown/unseen 'thing' mvoing it around...

example: me and my wife were tearing up the room looking for something of hers (it's not small either, nor does it 'blend'... it was a face astringent, that is purple, our dresser is brown) we both looked over the dress multiple times since that's where it's kept (she doesn't even smoke weed or drink, i'm pretty sure i was sober at the time) we looked over it and over it, and tore up the room looking for it, then as she's walking out i look over, and dead smack in the middle of the dresser we searched 10 times... geuss what i see..

the same shit youc oudln't have passed up even if you were 70% blind (literally, the color contrast is just that deep, and also the fact that it wasn't cluttered up like crazy so it couldn't have been chiling behind a peice of paper... and we searched over that spot multiple times...)

i know it wsan't her either cuz i was going over the dresser again as she was walking to get TP (we keep it on the other side of the room) and go to the bathroom, right as she opened the door i pick that bottle up and am like.. " um.......................................... isn't this what we were looking for?!" uh...... yeah... where was it? "sitting on the dresser" <my name> im stressed don't fuck with me right now please! "i'm not.....? i just looked over and there it was" then we proceded to question each other over and over again...

it's a coompletely true story too... and she's not hte type to fuck around either, and i know i didn't... i was in no mood to fuck around i wanted to go to bed.

later one of her friends mentioned a 'psychic attack' and explained it to us... either way tho, it's stilll creeped me out til this day (:( i'm embarrased to say i waited outside the bathroom door while she went to do her buisness... shit as far as i know a ghost just decided to hide something from us for 30 mins+ ... i wasn't sticking around this goddamn room alone :mad:)


oh, and that is by FAR not the only weird instance like that....

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That happened to me once man, it was crazy as fuck. I was looking ALL over the bathroom sink for my toothpaste and I swear to god I didnt just 'skim' over it.....I literally stood there for a minute looking all over the sink, and then in the cabinet behind the mirror.

So I went out to the living room and asked if anyone had borrowed it, and they said no....so I go back into my bathroom and there it was....plain as day....on the damn sink....

It was really odd.....extremely weird....Cuz I know I looked all over the sink for it......the sink isnt even that big!!!

Yep.. gremlins. My bf thinks I am crazy when I speak of them. Well the girl thing.. They took a whole box of tampons. Couldn't find the damn things. Had to go to the store and buy more. 2 days after my period ends.. box is in plain sight. Its gremlins.. gremlins I tell you!!

Well at least I'm not alone. and i KNOW that if I ever see it again it's going to be right in that spot, the very spot it was supposed to be in all along, the same spot that I looked at 100 times today. I just hope the gremlins put it back before it gets old

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Originally Posted by Skink

Im thinking a mouse or a cat...

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well I don't have a cat and I didn't see a mouse.

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Originally Posted by 420marijuana420

Well at least I'm not alone. and i KNOW that if I ever see it again it's going to be right in that spot, the very spot it was supposed to be in all along, the same spot that I looked at 100 times today. I just hope the gremlins put it back before it gets old

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lol word to that

fuck gremlins

those little assholes gotta fuck with paranoid stoners all the time...ima catch one, one day

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Originally Posted by psteve

I blame the government.

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aye, they confiscated the bud and they're working on building a case against 420marijuana420
i'd be careful, be on the lookout for helicopters following you when you're on the road, they're watching... :wtf:

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

lol word to that

fuck gremlins

those little assholes gotta fuck with paranoid stoners all the time...ima catch one, one day

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when you do rip off all his finger/toe nails for me >.<

i have lots of those little black holes in my bedroom

I swear they're out the most when your high too, they've taken lighters right out of my hand.

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lol do you post on the WoW forums? because thats how everyone there posts there plans. =P

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it's a south park reference... widely known on the internet. :jointsmile:

edit: Gnomes (South Park episode - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

for everyone who's been on the edge of their seat looking for some closure to this tragedy I just wanted to let you all know I found it. I don't think it was any good but it wasn't brown. I flushed it any ways. I know sober kids in china would kill for that blah blah blah but I wanted to be sure.

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Well at least I'm not alone. and i KNOW that if I ever see it again it's going to be right in that spot, the very spot it was supposed to be in all along, the same spot that I looked at 100 times today. I just hope the gremlins put it back before it gets old

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and it was in THE SAME SPOT. I could have sworn i looked there one bagillion times.

maybe some elementals took it. lol. I once tried to find my flashdrive in my bookbag and I'm like "where is it!?" and I found it.

y'alls is crazeh

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for everyone who's been on the edge of their seat looking for some closure to this tragedy I just wanted to let you all know I found it. I don't think it was any good but it wasn't brown. I flushed it any ways. I know sober kids in china would kill for that blah blah blah but I wanted to be sure.

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You flushed it because you wanted to be sure of what?
Gremlin poopie?:giggity::420thought::baggy::jumphappy:

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

You flushed it because you wanted to be sure of what?
Gremlin poopie?:giggity::420thought::baggy::jumphappy:

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i wanted to make sure It didn't go bad or something

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Originally Posted by M3nt0R

wormholes are notorious for stealing weed..

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fuk that my bedroom would have been torn apart, as far as womholes go I would already be where the weed is (in da worm hole), I once took a frige apart because it scuked up my herb somwhere. When I found it it was all wet so I dried and threw the fridge away and then smoked. Thatll show that fridge for messin wit me

i agree with geonagual, your gonna be cleaning your room one day and find a nice dime and be super stoked. not to get to philosophical but some things happen for a reason

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Originally Posted by werd328

Similar situation happened to me once. I threw my 1/8th sack into the bushes because the cops raided the party I was at.

It took me an hour and thirty minutes just to find that sack. And it was 1:00 in the morning.

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haha same thing happened to me. i was at a party and the cops came bustin in (they had reason to) so everyone just darted out the back door. actually my big black friend ran THROUGH the door lol. Anyways i chucked my pipe at this bush near the house and it got buried in about 2 feet of snow. Luckily the next morning i came back to that bush and took a huge guess on where it could be, shoved my hand in to the snow and it was right where i guessed it was. First try shoving my hand in to the snow and i got it, i was so happy. About 2 weeks later my friend broke that pipe.

i\'m pretty sure this is solid evidence of pot-smoking monsters that live under your bed