You probably shouldnt read this, if you know whats good for you.....

...and if you know whats good for you, then dont read this, because I dont want you to. :)

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose - Jack Handy 'Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts'

I have a strong feeling - call it prophetic, if you will - that the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything will be solved at Cannabis.com. I don't know how, I dont know who it'll be, and I don't know when.. All I know, is it will involve peanuts. And possibly a naked Indian. But hopefully not the naked Indian. And I definately don't wanna see his peanuts. I wonder if i'm allergic to peanuts? I mean, I eat peanuts quite alot, especially at Christmas, because they're bloody fucking fucking bloody bloody gorgeous, but how do I know that they're not doing me damage internally, huh? I mean, I might not even know if they're doing me damage. On that note, I think everybody should boycott peanuts, because, peanuts might be killing us all! In fact, we should boycott anything and everything, because of the slight possibility that at some point in the future or past, it might or may have, cause or have caused, some damage, and possibly kill/killed us.

One more question: I wonder if you die without knowing it, would you really be dead? I mean, if someone walks up to you with a gun, and shoots you, BANG, then obviously you're gonna know about it - the big bullet shaped hole in your face might be a slight give-away, to those who pay attention to those kinds of things - so when you die, you'll know you're dying, and you'll die. If someone walks up behind you and stabs you in the back, then you'll feel it, and you'll die, and you'll know you're dying, because you felt it.
But, what if at the exact milisecond that you were about to die, somebody distracted you from the fact that you were dying. What would happen if, just at the exact point that you were going to die, a big naked clown started jumping up and down in front of you, out of the blue, or a Ford Fiesta (a car, for those of my Europely challenged friends) decided it wanted a 'career change' and started work as a stage performer on the West End. You'd notice that, and be so shocked, that you'd be distracted from dying. But what would happen then? Would you just exist in a state of limbo? Or would you just get up, shrug it off, walk away, shake hands with the big naked clown, possibly exchange numbers - depending on your state of mind, sexual preferences, and the attractiveness of the clown - and then get on with your life?

One more question.. If you were to be stuck in a state of limbo, then would you be forced to play limbo all the time? And if so, how would anyone enforce it? Surely anyone else in a state of limbo with you would also be forced to play limbo, and how would they make you play limbo, if they're constantly having to sing "How low can you go? How low can you go?" or bend over backwards to walk under a poll.

One more question, before I ask another. If all these people were forced to play limbo, with no exceptions, then would they take it in turns - some standing on the side-lines cheering, while others play - or would you all have to simultaneously stand on the side-lines cheering, hold the poles, climb under the polls, sing "How low can you go?", serve the drinks, chat up the drunk girl in the corner, dance like an idiot because you've had one too many glasses of wine, and try and order a taxi home when you can't remember any taxi company phone numbers, and you've lost your phone, and the only other guy with a phone in the place is the guy who's wife you slept with at the last limbo party/eternity. Would you have to do all that simultaneously, or take it in turns, because I imagine it would be pretty confusing taking it in turns - some people always cheat.

One more question, before I ask the one more question that proceeds the last one more question, but is the second-before-last one more question that im going to ask. Did you understand the sentence before this one? No, only joking, that wasnt really the one more question that proceeds the last one more question, but that is the second-before-last one more question that im going to ask, because that would be a waste of a question, and a question as important as this one should never be wasted, especially when on TV, which im not.

This is the real second-to-last question... why have you read this much? Just wondering. I wouldnt have, but hey, to each his own, right? Myself, I prefer to read Stephen King or throw things at unsuspecting seagulls.

The last one more question - where did that naked Indian go? He swore had the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything, but he wont tell me unless I give him a bag full of peanuts.

lmfao yeah i read it all.
how interesting---i didnt know that!!!!
do u want everyone to answer all ur questions!?!?!
well im going to :)

"how do I know that they're not doing me damage internally?"
cause their fookin peanuts, maybe if you choke on one or one slipts in half and peirces ur osofagus (sp lol) or stomach if it doesnt get dissolved quick enough.

"if you die without knowing it, would you really be dead?"
yes u would be dead...maybe limbo...dont think ill eva know. But if a big naked clown jumped out in front of you and then som1 shot a gun right behind u, it would probly scare the shit out of you and then you would die.maybe limbo?


"If you were to be stuck in a state of limbo, then would you be forced to play limbo all the time? And if so, how would anyone enforce it?"
Yeah im sure they would have sum limbo deamons or summin and probly more than 1 limbo pole cause other wise ud have to wait years for a turn...not that it would matter.

"and how would they make you play limbo?"
with sticks.

"would they take it in turns orwould you all have to simultaneously stand on the side-lines cheering, hold the poles, climb under the polls, sing "How low can you go?", serve the drinks, chat up the drunk girl in the corner, dance like an idiot because you've had one too many glasses of wine, and try and order a taxi home when you can't remember any taxi company phone numbers, and you've lost your phone, and the only other guy with a phone in the place is the guy who's wife you slept with at the last limbo party/eternity?"

you all have to simultaneously stand on the side-lines cheering, hold the poles, climb under the polls, sing "How low can you go?", serve the drinks, chat up the drunk girl in the corner, dance like an idiot because you've had one too many glasses of wine, and try and order a taxi home when you can't remember any taxi company phone numbers, and you've lost your phone, and the only other guy with a phone in the place is the guy who's wife you slept with at the last limbo party/eternity.

Did you understand the sentence before this one?
no

"why have you read this much?"
cause i feel sorry for u ...lol
nah im just bored and find the conversations with yourself utterly stimulating. :D

"where did that naked Indian go?"
limbo???

well im done here now...hope this answers your questions i thouroughly enjoyed it :D:D:D

you are a genius, or are you not? does anybody know?

a genius? Yes, I like to think so.

lol

Anyone saw the Family Guy episode where Stewie ans Brian go to Amsterdam? Stewie gets high off secondhand smoke in a cafe and he says, "The reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability..." Strange, no? :eek:

What if you are caught in limbo, but, like me, have a bad back?
Can I get an exemption card, or is that the whole point of my punishment?

Let me ask you a question:

If you discovered the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, would you share the answer with everyone?

Think carefully, before you answer.
I think that there would be very very few people, who could honestly say that they would.
IMO

lol good shit homie

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Anyone saw the Family Guy episode where Stewie ans Brian go to Amsterdam? Stewie gets high off secondhand smoke in a cafe and he says, "The reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability..." Strange, no? :eek:

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:eek:

Family Guy rocks

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What if you are caught in limbo, but, like me, have a bad back?
Can I get an exemption card, or is that the whole point of my punishment?

Let me ask you a question:

If you discovered the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, would you share the answer with everyone?

Think carefully, before you answer.
I think that there would be very very few people, who could honestly say that they would.
IMO

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I'd sell it on eBay... Starting Bid: £5

lol

hehehe...good answer, GHoST :D



but, unfortunately, not entirely unexpected (I'm generalising, of course ;) )
lmao

Anyway.. let's blow this popsicle stand and go play limbo with a naked clown eating peanuts

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Anyway.. let's blow this popsicle stand and go play limbo with a naked clown eating peanuts

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I don't know hoiw you do it GHoST, but you always make me have the funniest and wierdest mentl images! It's great! :D

The camel was obstinate, but I was firmer.
"Gee..", I said.
And with that, the flowers bloomed into a furious cacophony of colours and moods.

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

The camel was obstinate, but I was firmer.
"Gee..", I said.
And with that, the flowers bloomed into a furious cacophony of colours and moods.

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GHoST makes me laugh, but Res confuses me... :confused:


Then I laugh again :D

Ghost, you wouldn't happen to be related to Douglas Adams?

resinate .... you know why your back hurts?
Look at you posture while your on the shitter... ...

: )

Yeah, but you should check out my abs, GK!
lmfaoo

:D:):o:mad:*fart noise*:rolleyes::p:D

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I'd sell it on eBay... Starting Bid: £5

lol

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G/T, that is so damn funny I am rolling a fucking 'nother joint...I mean, on the floor laughing my ass off! LOL ~ fuckin' funny, mon! FUN - NEE ! :D

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Ghost, you wouldn't happen to be related to Douglas Adams?

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lol, nope, but I take that as a compliment! I wish I was related to Douglas Adams, though.. Id be at the shop right now, buying a bottle of wine and some rat poison, and waiting for the royalties from Hitch Hiker's Guide to roll in :D

The funny thing is, I write alot, and most of it is shit.. But i've always been trying to write serious stuff, even tried some short horror stories, but lately i've been thinking about getting stoned and writing some Douglas Adams type stuff.. Im gonna have to try it :)