random testing

ok, i have this friend (not me i swear) who gets random tests at his place of employment. they are on NO set schedule at ALL. he wants to get this Wizinator thingie, but there has to be an easier way to clean his system out. If he pops on a piss test, his job is OVER, end of story, and the job he has, losing it for drugs would ruin his future. I have tried to get him to just quit smoking for a few years, but he is determined to keep it up.
All I can do now is help him as best i can. what is the quickest, easiest way to clean out your system if you only get a couple of hours advance notice before the test?

There is NO sure fire way to do this especially given the time frame that you specified. In fact, attempting to do this with drinks, teas, or pills -- it's just going to be a waste of time, money and worry. In my opinion, since he's the smoker and you aren't, he's got the advantage -- and the right idea. A Whizzinator and/or other methods of subbing will be the ONLY way he will pass.
I'm sorry but the fact that you think this is possible and you're attempting to provide alternatives to a method that is tried and true, well, it is almost laughable. DO NOT try and talk him out of using substitution just to appeal your "honesty" or "helpfulness" or whatever. If he's so worried about keeping his job, he NEEDS to substitute and with all due respect, he doesn't need to be asking you for advice.

actually, thats kinda the way it works with two people when they are gonna get married. I myself am a major smoker, and he does NOT need to get kicke out of the military, i was only seeing if there was a better option, because i love my fiancee and dont want to see him fuck his life up, but thanks for being helpful

i smoked an L in the detention center parking lot b4 i turned myself in, all that day i drank water from the sink and when i took the test the next morning i passed,i drank until i was sick tho, water is ya best bet in my expierience, cant promise nothint tho

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Originally Posted by ScarlettSmoker

actually, thats kinda the way it works with two people when they are gonna get married. I myself am a major smoker, and he does NOT need to get kicke out of the military, i was only seeing if there was a better option, because i love my fiancee and dont want to see him fuck his life up, but thanks for being helpful

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That is understandable, Scarlett. And Congrats on the engagment! Guess he's more than a friend huh? :thumbsup: Hm, now that you say that it is for a military testing... are you sure that it will not be observed? Is substitution even possible?
From the bootcamp tales my ex-boyfriend told me, they actually stand there and watch the piss leave your body and enter the cup. Has he been tested in this manner before?

yes he has been, but that was back east, when he had advance knowlage. its just, the thing he ordered wont be here for a couple of weeks, and we just wanna try to speed up the clenising process.....

Horny Goat weed, you can get it at GNC for like $8. It's said that it can clear you within a week or two. . .Their is also detox. . .

You know he can always smoke when he get's out the military. I don't know if I would want to be post baked in such a dangerous employment situation. He should really focus more on staying in shape and keeping his senses sharp. . .

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Originally Posted by FreeVenice

Horny Goat weed, you can get it at GNC for like $8. It's said that it can clear you within a week or two. . .Their is also detox. . .

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Bad advice. Horny goat weed will do nothing for you to help get rid of THC metabolites from your body. Nothing, absolutely nothing. 2 weeks lol!!!!

Aerobic exercise, time and soluble fiber that is all that can help you.

thanks for the advice. Yeah, he could quit till he is out, but he plans on carrer, so that could be awhile. Lucky, what he works with isnt TOO extreme, I mean, it's only the coast guard, and all his Birds do is go help fishermen that get stuck.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Bad advice. Horny goat weed will do nothing for you to help get rid of THC metabolites from your body. Nothing, absolutely nothing. 2 weeks lol!!!!

Aerobic exercise, time and soluble fiber that is all that can help you.

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Well it worked for me within like eight days, so I don't know where you get your facts from, but I got results. . . 8 day lol!!!!! jackass

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Originally Posted by FreeVenice

Well it worked for me within like eight days, so I don't know where you get your facts from, but I got results. . . 8 day lol!!!!! jackass

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Try to be a little more mature with your responses. In addition to name calling in your post you put this in my rep :

"Why don't you back up your statements, before talking smack."

It isn't my responsibility to back up the statement that horny goat weed works, it is yours. Like any good scientific experiment it is up to the person making the claim or hypothesis, which in this case is "horny goat weed will help your body get rid of THC metabolite," to prove the claim. Some people can get clean in 2 days others may take 30 or more days. You need to show why horny goat weed worked. You have to prove that taking horny goat weed cut the time it took your body to get clean not me. Horny goat weed like the name implies has been thought to improve sexual function. It is believed to work on nitric oxide.

According to folklore, horny goat weed's reputed aphrodisiac qualities were discovered when a Chinese goat herder noticed increased sexual activity in his flock after they ingested the weed.

Animal studies indicate that horny goat weed may work by increasing nitric oxide levels, which relaxes smooth muscle and lets more blood flow to the penis or clitoris

Now how do you know you wouldn't have passed the test had you not taken the horny goat weed? Well you don't because you have not conducted a scientific experiment proving your claim.

If someone claims to find the cure to cancer, it isn't every one else's responsibility to disprove them, it is their responsibility to prove the cure works. Also, you need more than a subject sample size of 1 person.

If you want to debate the merits of horny goat weed that is fine by me but you need to learn to grow up and discuss facts and not hurl insults. I'm not the one talking smack and like I said it is your job to show that there is a connection between getting clean in 8 days and taking horny goat weed.

My facts are straight and that is why people specifically ask for me by name in this drug testing section, because I know what I am talking about.

Saying something will get you clean in 2 weeks is pretty useless because a lot of people will be clean in 2 weeks. That isn't any kind of amazing feat by any stretch of the imagination.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Try to be a little more mature with your responses. In addition to name calling in your post you put this in my rep :

"Why don't you back up your statements, before talking smack."

It isn't my responsibility to back up the statement that horny goat weed works, it is yours. Like any good scientific experiment it is up to the person making the claim or hypothesis, which in this case is "horny goat weed will help your body get rid of THC metabolite," to prove the claim. Some people can get clean in 2 days others may take 30 or more days. You need to show why horny goat weed worked. You have to prove that taking horny goat weed cut the time it took your body to get clean not me. Horny goat weed like the name implies has been thought to improve sexual function. It is believed to work on nitric oxide.

According to folklore, horny goat weed's reputed aphrodisiac qualities were discovered when a Chinese goat herder noticed increased sexual activity in his flock after they ingested the weed.

Animal studies indicate that horny goat weed may work by increasing nitric oxide levels, which relaxes smooth muscle and lets more blood flow to the penis or clitoris

Now how do you know you wouldn't have passed the test had you not taken the horny goat weed? Well you don't because you have not conducted a scientific experiment proving your claim.

If someone claims to find the cure to cancer, it isn't every one else's responsibility to disprove them, it is their responsibility to prove the cure works. Also, you need more than a subject sample size of 1 person.

If you want to debate the merits of horny goat weed that is fine by me but you need to learn to grow up and discuss facts and not hurl insults. I'm not the one talking smack and like I said it is your job to show that there is a connection between getting clean in 8 days and taking horny goat weed.

My facts are straight and that is why people specifically ask for me by name in this drug testing section, because I know what I am talking about.

Saying something will get you clean in 2 weeks is pretty useless because a lot of people will be clean in 2 weeks. That isn't any kind of amazing feat by any stretch of the imagination.

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Very very well and intelligently put FBR!!!

so i was wondering, would the whizzinator b a good buy if ur some one that has randoms? b/c i jus got this new job and they do monthly randoms, to where u'll have bout an hr or so of notice....its jus those cheap RapidCheck 10 panel tests that can b easily passed by drinkin water. like exactly how does it work i mean can i jus like keep it in my locker at work or in my car or something, and if i get called up to take one, jus run to my locker or car, and grab it and do w/e it is that u need to do with it, and the whizzinator work the way its supposed to within jus an hr or so?...like temp and all that?...im checkin out the website now and readin all the testimonials...looks promising just wanted to get a bit more info ya no...thnx