you know you've had too much weed to smoke when...

finish off...

Hell has frozen over and pigs are flying? :jointsmile:

true true... :stoned:

when I try to fuck a 32 year old mom

when you forget to smoke

you've smoked yourself straight.

lol good one ^

not possible though

when you mistake your bestfriend for jackie chan

LOL

you say that the U.S. military is run by the Chief Joints of Stash.

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

you've smoked yourself straight.

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Oh, it's happened to me before. I'll take a massive hit of something and feel completely normal and be all "FUCK! Well, THAT'S weed I wasted!". A minute or so later, everything sort of feels like this:

I actually dont know until the next morning when my I wake up and have my bowl still packed I never smoked...LOL

when you can't see past your fingertips

When my vision blurs the moment I exhale the smoke.

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Originally Posted by freezland24

when your sitting around the camp fire and here people talking but can't quite distinguish the sound to a human so you think its aliens or some fuckd shit and keep hittin that fat blunt only to realise that it just fucks you up way to much and then you start to hear some shit howling in the woods only to realise 5 mins later that its cyotees because now you can see there eyes glowing in the woods from the light of the fire and then you deside that cranking up the speakers while playing some zepplin will scare them off, which it does then you just can't stop thinking how great zepplin is...........thats when i realised i had to much to smoke

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Lmao :D

When you wake up in your neighbors house who you've never met....good times after the initial "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

your laughing your ass off when you're parents/cops just caught you smoking.

When your mate tells you that you're burning the toast and you think shit and fly out to the kitchen pull out the grill and there is nothing there cos you weren't making toast, DOUBLE DOH!

When you can't move.

The move thing doesn't happen to me, I'm permanently hyped up, so many times have I been asked am I speeding, I go kickboxing stoned, I am the only person I know who can do that! The munchies would move me to hell and back anyway haha

When you ask the person you're smoking with if it's your hit, right after they pass it to you.

haha some of them cracked me up..

I'd say it's when you start talking complete bollocks.. not like drunk rambling.. like full on shite.. that doesn't make any sense atall..

"Huh huh huh... lee lee awoo ja mahgoo" catch my drift? :wtf:

Also when you lose the ability to hold more than one thing.. lol you can either hold a wallet, or the thing that you're buying.. lmao that's not a good stage :stoned:

Is it just me or does anyone else get really philosophical?

haha one time i was smoking with this friend who likes rap music. And i went out a huge rant about how cool the 60s were and you could just smoke freely and they would pass pot to eachother in frisbees and such.

When you make a sandwitch and put it in the fridge and walk upstairs with the jar of Mayo

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Originally Posted by sickstrings84

When you ask the person you're smoking with if it's your hit, right after they pass it to you.

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Lol true ive done that one before

When... they pry my cold dead fingers from around the bong.

Your body feels like it has become the couch cushion.:thumbsup:

when you watch the price is right and only focus on the people in the audience that yell random numbers and finally realize that everyone on the show is retarded.

Or when your sitting on the couch the next day and cant stop laughing because everyone on the price is right is retarded.

when you don't want to move your legs just because you realize you haven't moved them in a long while

When you cant comprehend language anymore. My gf was trying to talk to me and it sounded like she was just making wierd noises. I also had CEV's

Man I was fucked up. :thumbsup:

CEV's?

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CEV's?

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sorry speaking a fungi forum language. CEV's = Closed eye visuals

-When you wonder if someone is pinching from your stash...

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Originally Posted by sam44

When you cant comprehend language anymore. My gf was trying to talk to me and it sounded like she was just making wierd noises. I also had CEV's

Man I was fucked up. :thumbsup:

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I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was starting to think I needed to see a doctor! J/K:yippee:

when you put the bowl on the counter the table cereal in the fridge milk in the cabinet lost the spoon. All while never realizing you never got your bowl of cereal.

or

you open your microwave the next day and theres untouched food in there

when your mouth and throat look like the inside of your bowl and stem... thats when you know youve deff. smoked too much

When you've eaten so much you feel like your stomach is about to explode, and yet the only thing on your mind is how much tasty food you have in the fridge.

you know you've smoked too much when you get the "WAA WAAAAAA'S".....that weird sound that makes it seem as though tiny monks are singning in you ears......

I'd say when you try to cook raman noodles without water and keep calling them Roman Numerals. The Roman Numerals habit is chronic.