Bzoink Survey: Are You a Pothead?

Yo I found this pothead survey on bzoink.com.. but I couldn't get the fuckin HTML to work so I had to edit the text out.. i'd be interesting to see other results..

If you wanna try an tackle the code thing here's the link: Bzoink - Are You A Pothead?

otherwise you could just copy + paste w/e


Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Hmm.. dunno.. probably 50-50.. of course meaning that each thought makes up 50% of my entire thinking.
Listen to music alot?: yeah definately.. right now.. and all day :)
Get upset when you dont smoke?:Not really.. but irriatated more easily
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: haha not for shit.. maybe alcohol if I feel like it..
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: yeah I notice tons.. and I theorise on everything
Laugh alot?:high? lol yup
Love comedy?:yeah for sure.. lee evans best standup
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?:maybe on a saturday
$50 worth?:on a weekend.. could be done :p
$100 worth?!?!?!?:nah
Constantly think of marijuana?: not really.. i kinda am now cuz im doin a fuckin survey on it.
Say dude more than 15 times a day?:hmm i wouldnt say so
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: hahaha yeah man quite alot.. I like scoping out the other potheads
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: I guess you could say I self-medicate LOL


how often do you...

smoke marijuana?: on weekends.. or like 3-4 times a week if I got time off
buy marijuana?: once a week.. maybe twice
watch funny movies?:whenever I feel like it I guess
say something random or just plain retarded?: yeah man ostritches FTW
forget something important?: meh.. doesnt happen much really
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: school a few times.. outta school now
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: fuck yeah..
make plans to smoke with friends?:every week..
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?:stoner parties are awesome but I haven't heard of any round here
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: haha yeah man
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?:yeah lmao not just the commercials.. pretty much anything that isn't pro cannabis
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?:lmfao.. too much
blow people off to smoke marijuana?:damn that has a really fucked up double meaning.. dont think im gonna answer it
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: lol yeah man but you gotta tread carefully sometimes


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: fucking 10 bro!
memorizing things?:me?.. 5 maybe 6
music?:10.. right up there with the green
parties?: 7 or 8.. havent been to any really awesome mash-ups for a while
school/work?: bah.. 3



this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: joints.. blunts fuck me up too fast.. plus i dont want the tobacco
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: gotta go with the free ounce.. I would NOT wanna be caught with a pound
Twinkies or chips?: whatever man.. wherever the herb takes me...

Kk fuck it here's just the questions to make it easier to complete..lol the bold thing won't work but w/e :smokin:



Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: .
Listen to music alot?:
Get upset when you dont smoke?:
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?:
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?:
Laugh alot?:
Love comedy?:
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?:
$50 worth?:
$100 worth?!?!?!?:
Constantly think of marijuana?:
Say dude more than 15 times a day?:
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?:
Use marijuana for medical purposes?:

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?:
buy marijuana?:
watch funny movies?:
say something random or just plain retarded?:
forget something important?:
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?:
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?:
make plans to smoke with friends?:
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?:
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?:
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?:
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?:
blow people off to smoke marijuana?:
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?:


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?:
memorizing things?:
music?:
parties?:
school/work?:


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?:
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?:
Twinkies or chips?:



Maybe we could add some more questions or make a new survey.. Lol a cannabis.com survey like a rite of passage..

peace :rastasmoke:

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Yes.
Listen to music alot?: Yes.
Get upset when you dont smoke?: I've always got weed.
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: No, but i do do other drugs.
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: Yes.
Laugh alot?: Yes.
Love comedy?: Yes.
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: More.
$50 worth?: More.
$100 worth?!?!?!?: LOL - More, im English damnit.
Constantly think of marijuana?: Well, concidering im constantly smoking it, yes.
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: No.
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: Yes, i can tell. Most stoners can.
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: Yes.

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: All day, every day.
buy marijuana?: I get 2 oz roughly every few days.
watch funny movies?: Often.
say something random or just plain retarded?: I'm not a retard.
forget something important?: Hardly ever.
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: LOL - I smoke at work, i dont need to skip.
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: Yes, i have the day off work every year.
make plans to smoke with friends?: Yes, sometimes.
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: Yes, and acid, shrooms, sniff. The lot.
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: Yes, although could you be more specific?
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: Yes. All the time.
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: Yes.
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: I dont blow anyone for weed LOL.
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: Too childish for me, those jokes arnt even funny, and if someone made a joke about my mother they'd be walking around DEAD.


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 100
memorizing things?: 8
music?: 9
parties?: 10
school/work?: Work - 9


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: Joints - im old skool.
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: If it's good, the lb.
Twinkies or chips?: I dont know what a Twinkie is, so i'd say chips [the English meaning of chips.]

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Of course I do, I've been married for 17 years
Listen to music alot?: Yes, I have my ipod near me and Sirius in the car and I use them and sing sing sing (terribly)
Get upset when you dont smoke?: Im rarely out and if I was I got good friends, we take care of each other :)
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: no, but I dabble very occasionally for fun
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: nah, my friends are pretty darn observant, too.
Laugh alot?: Why yes I do
Love comedy?: My fave genre
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: depends on the day, but less than that
$50 worth?:
$100 worth?!?!?!?:
Constantly think of marijuana?: no, I'm blessed w lots of good things in my life to think about
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: lol, I try not to say it more than 10Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: of course
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: It is good for what ails you. I use it for arthritis, headaches, as a sleep aid, a chill pill when the hunny and I are about to file for divorce and of course just for fun

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: every day, 1 to 5 times
buy marijuana?: a few times a year in bulk
watch funny movies?: a few a week
say something random or just plain retarded?: more than my share
forget something important?: I remember the important things, Im a mom ya know.
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: back in the day we skipped more school than we went. but it was a lot easier to get away with. My kid wont have a chance, hahahahahahaha ;)
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: nah, not really. celebrate every day
make plans to smoke with friends?: yeah
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: sure
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: most activities
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: no, I roll my eyes, lol
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: yeah, but I do that regardless of if I've smoked or not
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: sometimes, but i think its just coincidental that they got blown off and instead of going out w them I smoked
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: lol. yeah, my hunny and i do that to each other a lot. He's not a toker anymore though

Im too high to even focus on answering questions, So i would say...


..Yes, I am a pothead.

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Yeah
Listen to music alot?: the whole day
Get upset when you dont smoke?: Before but now no
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: Nop
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: Definately
Laugh alot?: Not that much
Love comedy?: Definately
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: Nah
$50 worth?: No
$100 worth?!?!?!?: No
Constantly think of marijuana?: Most of the time
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: No
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: Yeah all the time
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: Not really although it took my asthma away a couple of years back

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: Almost everyday
buy marijuana?: Two time a week maybe 3
watch funny movies?: almost everyday
say something random or just plain retarded?: Sometimes
forget something important?: Things that dont matter most of the times but important thing never
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: Nop
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: Forsure
make plans to smoke with friends?: always
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?:yeah their has to be weed
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: every activity
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?:yeah sincethey dontmake sense
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?:most of the times
blow people off to smoke marijuana?:unfortunately i have done it without me wanting
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: no


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 10
memorizing things?:6
music?: 10
parties?: 7
school/work?:5


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: blunts
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: cheap pound
Twinkies or chips?:chips

haha some cool replies so far :rasta:

edit.

Think more about marijuana than sex? no

Listen to music alot? SPM

Get upset when you dont smoke? sometimes

Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available? sometimes

Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high? loner stoner

Laugh alot? no

Love comedy? no

Smoke more than $20 worth daily? sometimes

$50 worth? sometimes

$100 worth?!?!?!? id probably die

Constantly think of marijuana? fuck no

Say dude more than 15 times a day? no

Look at people and think they smoke marijuana? yeah

Use marijuana for medical prurposes? yeah.. I have Lazy-Ass-Ite-is

how often do you... How often do i what?

smoke marijuana? haha that was confusing

buy marijuana? sometimes daily sometimes weekly

watch funny movies? 40 year old virgin

say something random or just plain retarded? all the time

forget something important? all the time

skip school/work to smoke marijuana? all the time

celebrate April 20th as a holiday? OF COURSE

make plans to smoke with friends? Noone likes me :(

throw/attend parties where marijuana is present? The fuck i just said noone likes me

enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana? punching my bag i guess

laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana? nah

laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people? haha all the time

blow people off to smoke marijuana? all the time

turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'? what the fuck does that even meen?

on a scale of 1 to 10...

marijuana? 2

memorizing things? 1

music? SPM 10

parties? -10

school/work? -3

this or that...

joints or blunts? Joints,Blunts.. Pretty much anything

free ounce or cheap pound? ok


twinkies or chips? I dont eat junk food

I'll take it later, but when you said "Survey: Are You A Pothead?", I thought it was one of those things where you answer multiple choice questions and then it gives you an answer with a witty graphic.

And the answer is yes. :-P

I'm still going to have to take this at some point to put on my Livejournal...because I'm a whore like that. (http://cosmicvillain.livejournal.com...just in case there are any other stoners out there on LJ :-P)

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: I don't really know.
Listen to music alot?: Yes
Get upset when you dont smoke?: No.
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?:No
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: Yes
Laugh alot?:Yes
Love comedy?: Yes
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: Usually.
$50 worth?:I have, but don't.
$100 worth?!?!?!?:Not in one day..
Constantly think of marijuana?:No
Say dude more than 15 times a day?:Yes
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: I know they do.
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: Self medicate..

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: Generally 5-7 days a week.
buy marijuana?:When I'm out and can afford..
watch funny movies?: With friends.
say something random or just plain retarded?: Not often..
forget something important?: Sometimes.
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: No
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: Yes
make plans to smoke with friends?: A bit
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: I usually always have some...
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: Of course..
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: They're the best..coolest music.
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: I guess..
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: No..
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: Not really.


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?:10
memorizing things?:10
music?:10
parties?:8
school/work?:5?


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?:blunts
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: free ounce
Twinkies or chips?: chips..or twinkies..depends on hunger.

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Yes.
Listen to music alot?: Yes.
Get upset when you dont smoke?: Sometimes.
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: Yes.
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: Yes.
Laugh alot?: Yes.
Love comedy?: Yes.
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: More haha.
$50 worth?: Whats that £25 around that.
$100 worth?!?!?!?: Dont think so tbh i have no idea in dollars.
Constantly think of marijuana?: I definately at least think of it a few times a day lol.
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: No.
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: Yeah you can just tell by looking at peoples eyes and their face lol
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: Yup

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: Near enough every day
buy marijuana?: Q / Half oz every week
watch funny movies?: quite often
say something random or just plain retarded?: lol all the time when im stoned thats what i love about it
forget something important?: Hmm forgotten i had work a few times lol
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: More than i should lol
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: Yup!
make plans to smoke with friends?: All the time.
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: Yep
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: Games movies and eating lol
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: Have done before. Talk to frank is the only one i can think of with the little kid who holds the bong and says what does this actually smell like lol
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: Yes.
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: WTF!! Lol sounds sick but i know what you mean Erm not really because everyone i know smokes it lol.
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: Lol how old are they?


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 10000000 lol
memorizing things?: 5 - 6
music?: 1000 - i LOVE music
parties?: 10
school/work?: 2 - hate work


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: Joints but ones that are bigger than blunts
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: cheap pound obv lol 16 oz's!
Twinkies or chips?: Hmm explain?

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: .yea
Listen to music alot?: yea man i listen to music as much as i smoke, which is always, always got my ipod on me.
Get upset when you dont smoke?: yeap
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: nope
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: sure?
Laugh alot?: yea
Love comedy?:yeap
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: usually
$50 worth?:no
$100 worth?!?!?!?: no
Constantly think of marijuana?: yea....
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: dude.
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: ha yep
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: no

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: everyday 3-4 times a day
buy marijuana?: whenerv i have money, sometimes afew times a day. butusually everyday atleast
watch funny movies?: iunno
say something random or just plain retarded?: every word i say is fucking stupid
forget something important?: time to time, well depend wut yu classify as important
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: decent amount
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: yeaaaaa mannnnnnn
make plans to smoke with friends?: all the time
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: whwneevr i can
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: all the time
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: everytime i see one
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: yep, alot
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: uhmn.... dunno bout that one, well actually yea i have.
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: lol not often.


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 10 million billiongazillion
memorizing things?: ill memorize yu
music?: 10
parties?: 3.19-420 :D
school/work?: wtf does this mean i dont get it


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: blunt
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: FREE WEED, but depends how cheap nd if i have money
Twinkies or chips?:chips, the thought of a twinkie makes me feel sick

Ah, F this.

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: Not even close.
Listen to music alot?: All day, everyday.
Get upset when you dont smoke?: No.
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: It's always available, but I like to have a good time on some occasions, and I love beer.
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: I guess?
Laugh alot?: Yes.
Love comedy? Yes.
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: No, don't smoke daily.
$50 worth?: It's been done.
$100 worth?!?!?!?: It's been done.
Constantly think of marijuana?: It's never on my mind unless someone passes me a blunt.
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: No.
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: Yes.
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: Not personally, but it's the perfect medicine.

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: Varies greatly.
buy marijuana?: Here and there...hardly ever anymore.
watch funny movies?: When a good one comes out.
say something random or just plain retarded?: Not really.
forget something important?: Never.
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: Never, but if it's an easy job or class...smoke before lol.
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: Yes.
make plans to smoke with friends?: Nope.
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: Of course.
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: Definitely.
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: Oh yeah...
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: Of course.
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: Umm no.
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: Umm no.


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 10 why not.
memorizing things?: 9.5
music?: 100
parties?: 100
school/work?: Work = money 10


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: Blunts.
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: Free Ounce.
Twinkies or chips?: Meat.

Do You...

Think more about marijuana than sex?: yes
Listen to music alot?: all day every day
Get upset when you dont smoke?: if i don't smoke for 3 or 4 days i get stressed really easily
Turn to other drugs if marijuana isnt available?: not really
Notice things your friends usually dont when you are high?: all the time
Laugh alot?: yep
Love comedy?: most of the time
Smoke more than $20 worth daily?: if it's the weekend...i usually have classes during the week
$50 worth?: no
$100 worth?!?!?!?: no
Constantly think of marijuana?: no
Say dude more than 15 times a day?: yeah...
Look at people and think they smoke marijuana?: sometimes
Use marijuana for medical purposes?: yes, i use it in place of other meds

How often do you...

smoke marijuana?: throughout the day
buy marijuana?: whenever i have only an 1/8 left
watch funny movies?: all the time
say something random or just plain retarded?: i'm random. a lot.
forget something important?: all the time
skip school/work to smoke marijuana?: yikes...did that a couple of times this past semester...
celebrate April 20th as a holiday?: every year
make plans to smoke with friends?: all the time
throw/attend parties where marijuana is present?: almost every party
enjoy certain 'activities' while under the influence of marijuana?: yeah
laugh/make jokes about commercials that tell you not to smoke marijuana?: of course
laugh at something that wouldnt necessarily be funny to other people?: alllllllllllll the time
blow people off to smoke marijuana?: maybe once or twice, but not really
turn what someone says into a 'joke' about their 'momma'?: um no


On a scale of 1 to 10

marijuana?: 10
memorizing things?: my short term memory is shit
music?: 10
parties?: 9
school/work?: 7


this or that...

Joints or Blunts?: either
Free Ounce or Cheap Pound?: free ounce...i would not want to risk being caught with a pound
Twinkies or chips?: chips